看板 StupidClown作者 jopolulu (佐波露露)標題 [童年] 鬼蚊子時間 Thu Aug 15 13:10:24 2013
我記得很小的時候 親人過世
傳說第七天會變成小動物回來
我奶奶過世的時候
頭七我跟我姊在客廳守靈
守到半夜的時候
有隻蚊子出現了
我正要打他的時候
我姊大叫
阿嬤!!!
我聽到這個嚇了一跳
手懸在半空中
"弟弟~ 不能打他 是阿嬤變成蚊子回來了"
我姊激動的落淚
因為她從小跟阿嬤感情很好
我也跟著叫阿嬤
兩個姐弟都哭出來
覺得阿嬤很疼我們
一直在我們周圍繞
阿嬤在我的眼皮停下來
我覺得怪怪的
"姊 阿嬤好像要咬我?"
"弟弟 阿嬤以前很疼我們 現在阿嬤肚子餓 你要給她吃點飯"
聽了姊姊這番話 我還是決定讓阿嬤咬我
結果我的右眼腫個跟葡萄一樣大
但是我覺得很踏實
阿嬤吸完血之後
就緩慢的飛走了
感覺吃得很飽
我姊跟我說 弟弟你要很開心
因為你總算有報答阿嬤的養育之恩
我點頭如搗蒜
過沒多久蚊子又出現了
這次是在姊姊的腿上
沒想到姊姊下意識的隨手一拍
就把蚊子打死了
我大叫阿嬤!!!
望著姊姊腿上躺在血泊裡的蚊子
姊姊看起來有一點懊悔和震驚
但過沒多久她就把頭轉過去
酷酷的說
那是阿嬤蚊子的朋友
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推 yijosan:每次看到阿罵都想回阿罵怎麼沒感覺,推溫馨1F 08/15 13:13
推 Hans14:XDDD 但是我覺得很踏實3F 08/15 13:47
推 pp1877:朋友個屁啊XD9F 08/15 14:10
推 aassd:XDDDD10F 08/15 14:13
推 vinita:噗..XDDDDDDDD12F 08/15 14:20
推 b21245:角落壁虎吃掉蚊子:憨孫13F 08/15 14:21
推 ad8769:好感人喔XDDD14F 08/15 14:21
推 amywoo:姊姊真的很會演XDDDD15F 08/15 14:21
推 POOHw:XDDDDDDDD17F 08/15 14:22
推 sting47:狂笑XDDDDDDDDD18F 08/15 14:25
推 grimmi:你傻傻的被整了21F 08/15 14:35
推 unicornGL:很踏實>/////////////<22F 08/15 14:37
推 amigo111:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑 你姊反應好快23F 08/15 14:38
推 alan1943:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD這個感覺好有畫面我快笑死了24F 08/15 14:41
推 sinfe:有笑有推...XDDD32F 08/15 14:56
推 seeladys:蚊子表示:剛剛是...朋友...!我...才是...你阿嬤...!33F 08/15 14:58
推 leo0821:姐姐幾霸婚XDDDDD34F 08/15 14:58
推 bird4793:哈哈哈哈姐姐反應好快XDDDDD35F 08/15 15:00
推 njpjp6:這篇太好笑了啦哈哈哈踏實個屁啊XDDDDD36F 08/15 15:02
推 flme2:冷霸婚37F 08/15 15:03
推 blackstorm:幾 霸 昏!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD40F 08/15 15:11
推 verism:笑到不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD41F 08/15 15:17
推 JOJOttt:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDD42F 08/15 15:17
推 KCKCLIN:XDDDDDDDDDDDD43F 08/15 15:18
推 AZ48:...48F 08/15 15:24
推 buyui:姊姊真的很機歪XDDDD50F 08/15 15:25
推 vbnwei:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD51F 08/15 15:28
→ fiercehawk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD54F 08/15 15:31
推 f575739:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD55F 08/15 15:35
推 ph4586:妳姐姐有精神分裂嗎?XDDDDDDDD56F 08/15 15:41
推 YCC28:我快笑死了你們也太可愛XD57F 08/15 15:45
推 cheeshan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD59F 08/15 15:47
推 muse34:XD 太可愛了60F 08/15 15:48
推 spk23556:哈哈 我的童年回來了~~ 真可愛 XDDD61F 08/15 15:49
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推 Abric:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD66F 08/15 15:58
推 qaaq0008:她在整你吧XDDDDDDDDDD68F 08/15 15:59
推 shanacid:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD70F 08/15 16:03
推 linyap:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑的 XDDDDDDDDDDDD72F 08/15 16:05
推 purplecherry:姐姐好壞XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
讓我想到騙妹妹是豬的那位姊姊也超強XD74F 08/15 16:07
推 ppuppy:哈哈哈哈哈…這篇可以m啊~~78F 08/15 16:21
→ lightpisces:你姐有當演員的天份耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD79F 08/15 16:22
推 XBOX720:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD80F 08/15 16:27
推 human45:你姐真的很積歪...............81F 08/15 16:29
推 matanlina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD82F 08/15 16:32
推 nixing:你姐好賤喔XDDD83F 08/15 16:34
推 Saturday9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD85F 08/15 16:41
推 windaim:蚊子不是小動物吧 一開始就錯了...92F 08/15 16:53
推 cd287414:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD94F 08/15 16:56
推 DaiBo:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈96F 08/15 16:56
推 bluestyle123:姊姊超哭的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD97F 08/15 16:57
推 weibkey:姊姊 是怎麼了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD99F 08/15 17:10
推 minicka:踏實個屁阿 笑翻了 XDDDDDD103F 08/15 17:13
推 minilatte:我只有聽過會變成蛾飛回來…沒聽過會變蚊子的110F 08/15 17:28
推 dragon6:阿嬤對新朋友們說:溫孫子ㄟ賽後林甲飽飽。112F 08/15 17:30
推 ru486:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~113F 08/15 17:34
推 Xmas:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD114F 08/15 17:34
→ linyap:只有聽過會變成蝴蝶飛回來~~116F 08/15 17:36
推 clavi:你姐有__ XDDDDDDDDDD117F 08/15 17:37
推 vacancy623:XDDDDDDDDD 姊姊反應好快!!! 笑死我了哈哈哈119F 08/15 17:43
推 asummerbug:在公司憋笑得好痛苦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD120F 08/15 17:44
推 bluekenwa:哈哈哈哈哈哈好煩~~不過我有聽過蟑螂的= =+121F 08/15 17:46
推 ujane:XDDDDDDDDDDDD123F 08/15 17:56
推 lionclp:太靠杯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD127F 08/15 18:01
推 LBJJ:有笑有推!130F 08/15 18:08
推 s9523752:明明就是變成益蟲...蚊子算是益蟲嗎XDDDDD?131F 08/15 18:12
推 snsdakb48:朋友什麼拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD132F 08/15 18:15
推 tryu262:姐姐超壞的XDDDDDDDDDDDDD134F 08/15 18:22
推 momobye:笑慘了XDDDDD140F 08/15 18:29
推 s1000:XDDDDDDD142F 08/15 18:31
推 k116082:害我在捷運上偷笑 別人用驚恐的眼神看我143F 08/15 18:31
推 zxcv2838:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD樓上金變態(指144F 08/15 18:36
推 kuochieh:你姐姐真壞XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD145F 08/15 18:40
推 AnuDing:阿嬤XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD147F 08/15 18:44
推 valeroso:你在踏實什麼啦XDDDD 害我一整天的壞心情都飛了149F 08/15 18:46
推 Mancer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd151F 08/15 18:54
推 ssshin:笑死我了拉!!!!!!!!152F 08/15 18:56
推 etyang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD154F 08/15 19:05
推 ALLEN17:笑死我啦XDDDDDDD155F 08/15 19:06
推 ehardaway:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD157F 08/15 19:17
推 a54965:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD158F 08/15 19:17
推 Lunachen:我狂笑XD 靈異片有新的梗了XD159F 08/15 19:17
推 oxcat: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 ,不行了, 笑到差點斷氣...哈哈160F 08/15 19:20
→ ufoon:還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了163F 08/15 19:24
推 purrple:XDDDDDDDDDDDD169F 08/15 19:36
推 sacice:姊姊超好笑XDDDDD170F 08/15 19:38
推 ssss0726:踏實個屁阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 狂推xD171F 08/15 19:42
推 Chinre:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD172F 08/15 19:44
推 ge0405:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD174F 08/15 19:48
推 fotumbra:狂笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD176F 08/15 19:49
推 kameil120:超北七XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD181F 08/15 20:05
推 ryan:XD183F 08/15 20:12
推 jojp1up:阿嬤你金罵底都WE~~184F 08/15 20:14
推 stu87294:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD187F 08/15 20:31
推 JingChiu:靠腰XDDDDDDDDDDDD188F 08/15 20:32
推 YYkiki:太好笑了~超有畫面XDDDD192F 08/15 20:49
推 gr1031:天啊~~笑死我了~~193F 08/15 20:51
推 color224:太有畫面了!!^+++++^(笑翻)195F 08/15 20:54
推 syhnio:哈哈 姊姊轉好快XD196F 08/15 21:00
推 ineffaceable:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD201F 08/15 21:15
推 wenzz:阿嬤當場第二次往生!203F 08/15 21:23
推 john0909:快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD204F 08/15 21:26
推 leemt:姐姐太聰明了XDDD205F 08/15 21:27
推 w660:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD206F 08/15 21:30
推 overhead:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD208F 08/15 21:36
推 LastSun:現在阿嬤肚子餓 你要給她吃點飯"" XDDDDDDDDDD209F 08/15 21:37
推 azuregni:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD212F 08/15 21:56
→ Martian12:溫馨感人又好笑 這可以得金像獎了阿!213F 08/15 21:58
推 ling89:好感人啊!淚推214F 08/15 22:02
推 Gloyia:踏實XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD215F 08/15 22:03
推 common415:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD218F 08/15 22:21
推 ax227762:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD222F 08/15 22:44
推 lu760423:xddddddddddddd223F 08/15 22:47
推 amybubu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD225F 08/15 23:00
推 ej8ej8:姐姐太過分了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD226F 08/15 23:00
推 lotuschao:阿嬤蚊子的朋友XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD227F 08/15 23:04
推 oseii:不推不行228F 08/15 23:05
推 wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD229F 08/15 23:08
推 JINGIBYE:"現在阿嬤肚子餓 你要給她吃點飯"←哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDD230F 08/15 23:11
推 brown643:姐姐好過份XDDDDDDDDDDD234F 08/15 23:41
推 shanacid:看了第二遍還是一直笑啊哈哈哈XD236F 08/15 23:52
推 Loloya:XDDDDDDD238F 08/16 00:08
推 ruth0204:挖哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈239F 08/16 00:17
推 memalina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD243F 08/16 00:58
推 JamesLan:超好笑的。一早開會前笑到肚子痛XDDDDDDDD247F 08/16 09:14
推 pon1128:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD248F 08/16 09:18
推 ssss61418:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD249F 08/16 09:19
→ Yie:XDDD253F 08/16 10:02
推 p336465:太好笑了......254F 08/16 10:21
→ B4after:你姐分明是故意的~258F 08/16 11:40
推 ken1325:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD262F 08/16 12:11
推 PlzDontStop:你們姐弟倆也太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD263F 08/16 12:25
推 bfsh:XDDDDDDDDDDDD267F 08/16 20:32
推 investment:這沒什麼好擔心的蚊子阿罵七天後會再飛回來的~
你們只要一直打一直打.阿罵就會永遠不離開一直陪著你們269F 08/16 20:58
推 karsa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD274F 08/16 22:19
推 boboWEN:XDDD哈哈哈哈 溫馨275F 08/16 22:39
推 iiiey:姊超壞XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD276F 08/16 23:07
推 pearl0108:笑死我了天啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD277F 08/16 23:52
推 asami:阿罵蚊子的朋友XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD278F 08/17 00:07
推 soulbug:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD283F 08/17 11:26
推 siuzi:XDDDDDD284F 08/17 11:43
推 csym:很踏實XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD285F 08/17 16:04
推 encina:快不行了我 這笑點實在太清新自然
真的 怎麼搞得笑著笑著就哭了 這哭點後勁好強286F 08/17 18:50
推 lingling0000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD288F 08/17 22:29
推 wcgg:踏實個屁啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD290F 08/18 00:58
推 qq955166:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD293F 08/18 06:46
推 vi000246:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD294F 08/18 10:20
推 hans1478:好有銀魂的感覺XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD296F 08/18 23:18
推 ahuatin:唉唷喂阿我笑到流淚XDDDDD299F 08/19 05:22
推 Dusha:好好笑XDDDDD 另外給上面某樓 蚊子是小動物沒錯喔 節肢動物301F 08/19 21:21
推 jeff928:姊姊太心機了XDDDDD302F 08/20 11:38
推 mvzi:笑到流眼淚,太好笑了啦!!!!XDDDDDD303F 08/20 22:44
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推 Semmef:XDDDDDDDDDD305F 08/25 23:28
推 arox11:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
investment的推文...好虐!!307F 09/14 01:20
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