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看板 StupidClown
作者 milin0102198 (芷吟)
標題 [無言] 揉 妳 身 體？！
時間 Wed Feb 22 13:37:34 2017

謝謝大家，人生中第一篇被推爆的文
居然是和老公的日常小情趣(￣▽￣)
（標題：老公!不是你想的那樣!）

以下是前不久發生的事情。

我平常會帶老公參加同事聚餐
大家也都很熱絡的聊成一團

某天聚餐後我和同事抱怨：

「你們以後不要一直灌我老公酒啦，
    他喝醉後會變得很白目，
    一 直 惹 我 生 氣 ……」

同事：

「什麼 ？！一 直 揉 妳 身 體 ？！」

………………………………

不要聽錯啦！！！！！！






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※ 文章代碼(AID): #1OhIEXgY (StupidClown)
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※ 編輯: milin0102198 (223.141.247.125), 02/22/2017 13:41:03
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噓 funster: 反詐騙317F 02/23 19:17
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