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作者 horace408 (～^.^～)
標題 [無言] 小朋友，你喜歡籃球嗎!?
時間 Fri Sep  9 01:10:33 2011

剛剛晚上吃飽飽

去樓下散步    經過一個籃球場

剛好有一堆小孩在 "踢籃球"

球彈到坐著吹風聊天的一對老夫妻旁邊     於是小孩請他們幫忙撿

突然那男人大喊 :[ 小朋友! 投籃要靠膝蓋啊! ]

話一說完      就把球從三分線跳投

結果投到一顆空心球     還擲到其中一個在籃底附近的小孩

於是那小孩放聲大哭    哭得超慘烈

那男的摸著小孩的頭說 : [ 小朋友，你喜歡籃球嗎!? 你是男生，不可以被球打到
                         就哭喔!]

接著，那男的拿起籃球，不斷用籃球撞打自己的臉，再說:
[ 你看! 叔叔是男生! 被球打到也不會哭喔!]










那小孩說: [ 叔叔...我哭是因為那顆球剛剛沾過大便...]

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.....錯了67F 09/09 08:12
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推 zeat:後勁太強了，還好我沒喝水XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD184F 09/09 17:11
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噓 cherngen:不好笑 鄉民真溫馨210F 09/09 22:02
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噓 ck6310:是真的我才推214F 09/09 22:30
推 rainsong:真的假的？215F 09/09 22:37
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→ GUDU:為什麼大家都推...這一看就很唬爛啊...217F 09/09 22:46
噓 TouchAgain:唬爛218F 09/09 22:56
推 bobohuang378:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD219F 09/09 23:11
推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd220F 09/09 23:28
噓 approved:看起來很像周星馳電影的劇情，瞎掰的吧221F 09/09 23:58
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推 souta0829:超讚，有笑有給推！管他是不是真的...224F 09/10 00:15
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推 thisismysoul:有笑有推226F 09/10 00:39
推 nisak:真的很好笑=_=227F 09/10 01:17
噓 Sparxxx:唬爛版喔228F 09/10 02:30
推 elwyn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD229F 09/10 02:55
推 t2994688:有笑有推 XDD230F 09/10 03:00
噓 Diabolik:歡迎來到 虎爛版231F 09/10 03:47
推 c1089:好笑!232F 09/10 03:58
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推 ponialieo:唬爛也沒關係阿  好笑就好XD237F 09/10 11:25
推 taboothorn:叔叔，我想你已經得到應有的懲罰了......238F 09/10 12:03
推 maltose4101:XDXD239F 09/10 12:39
噓 MEKURUMEKU:真唬爛240F 09/10 13:48
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推 gn01804772:好有後勁的笨點阿!(嗚... 肚子好痛)243F 09/10 17:00
→ aoiaoi:我笑點很低 可是這篇沒笑....244F 09/10 17:45
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推 yun1014:好笑XD249F 09/10 22:50
推 HATEFISH:好好笑XDDD250F 09/10 23:00
推 Yaask:爆笑251F 09/10 23:16
推 sarahyu:超好笑…大推252F 09/10 23:28
※ s75287:轉錄至某隱形看板                                         09/10 23:45
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