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※ 本文為 ilake 轉寄自 ptt.cc 時間: 2011-07-06 06:52:22
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作者 wolfbear (starry night)
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 [童年] 麥當勞的童言童語

時間 Mon Jul  4 23:17:47 2011


強者我朋友今天中午在麥當勞遇到的事情 XDDD

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000285164270
原始出處在這邊


(麥當當~小朋友童言童語~語出驚人啊~~)
今天中午在外面工作完後,順便選一家麥當當吃飯,
因為三樓都坐滿了人,只好坐在有小朋友遊戲區的二樓吃飯
一邊啃著三層牛肉堡一邊聽著一堆國小死小孩狂尖叫又跑來跑去的吵鬧聲....

心想:
『更~一堆沒水準的小孩,不知道他們的父母為什麼要讓他們這樣強姦別人的耳朵,
而且那些坐一群一群的父母聲音一樣的吵。』

後來有一個小男孩在追一個小女孩在全場一邊跑一邊發出超聲波尖叫聲,
後面的小男孩一直說:「看我的塑化劑!看我的塑化劑!讓你沒雞雞~」
我心想:『現在連塑化劑也變成一種招式?就像當年的龜派氣功嗎?』


小女孩忽然停了下來回頭大聲說:「我又沒雞雞!雞雞好噁心~我最討厭雞雞!」
小男孩也停下來很大聲的說:「你騙人~~你們臭女生最喜歡雞雞了~~」
小女生:「我不喜歡!!(尖叫~~)」
忽然大家都注意小女生並看著她~這時!!!
小男生說:「你騙人!!!我看我馬麻晚上都一直吃我把拔的雞雞!!!」

忽然~這句話就在這一層樓迴響~~
        「我看我馬麻晚上都一直吃我把拔的雞雞!!!!」
        「我看我馬麻晚上都一直吃我把拔的雞雞!!!!」

                                                (時間也凍結了3秒)


然後天真的二小無猜又再繼續追逐~
結果一直沒有這小男孩的愛吃雞雞的馬麻出現......

過了10分鐘,有位原本坐在椅子上的女性站了起來,

牽著這個小男孩說:「底敵~我們回家找馬麻了,不然姐姐我會被罵喔~」

(但是她看起來就是他母親吧= =)



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bluelamb:這實在太強悍了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 13:53
heq8:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 13:59
test1204:不給推真的不行了XDDDDD07/05 14:08
panfin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 14:10
bowppppp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 14:11
viviyo:羞07/05 14:12
chu630:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 14:14
phar5336:笑翻!!  我可以貼到FB上嗎07/05 14:21
boy80421:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 14:21
Mirow:底敵~我們回家找馬麻了   (狠嗚住底迪的嘴)07/05 14:29
ebian:這太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 14:33
garfield1019:XDDDDDD07/05 14:34
ccs33727:哈哈!!07/05 14:43
straypoet:還好馬麻沒有調頭就走 不然...白目小男孩:馬麻! 馬麻!07/05 14:43
con105:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 14:45
JackaLMeI:XDDDDD 馬麻聽到應該抖了很大一下吧07/05 14:55
specialcool:超好笑XDDDDDDDD07/05 14:56
Yuchin1992:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 15:00
roda23139:真是懂事的小孩07/05 15:01
allen80714:XDDD07/05 15:02
energy360404:我在暑修的教室笑出來了XD07/05 15:02
Ekmund:..................................................07/05 15:05
dcoog7880:不得不推了...07/05 15:06
kevin79:不推對不起自己XDDD07/05 15:17
flower88:oh My god !!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 15:19
shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 15:19
minicka:孩子的教育不能等啊!  XDD07/05 15:21
Ericdion:XD07/05 15:21
lonely848588:XDD07/05 15:23
loto88888:好丟臉xdxd07/05 15:24
imeder:[超幹]吃老公的GG應該先把門鎖好07/05 15:26
mayday15221:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 15:31
u04vul:就說要蓋好被子吧!!07/05 15:32
ilyjj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 15:37
xxblack:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 15:39
qoo60606:XDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 15:48
pigptt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑死我了!!!07/05 15:57
linda30725:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 16:02
timmy8818:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 16:09
shasha0428:可憐的馬麻XDD07/05 16:13
dolly312:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 16:14
quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 16:14
freemay:這實在是太利害了!07/05 16:20
yukina23:這小孩其實很欠扁,媽媽放任他的教育也很糟07/05 16:25
i40927:糟了...07/05 16:27
shan0615:姊接帶你回家找馬麻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 16:30
eayterrr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 16:47
TheDark:活該07/05 16:49
sydney2001:XDD快笑翻了07/05 16:55
cos810662:XD   小孩子是最誠實的07/05 17:07
abeh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 17:08
graff0407:XDDDDDDDD 不可抑止的笑07/05 17:12
holysam:XDDDDD07/05 17:16
cloverleaf4:XDDDDD~~不過弟弟..男生也有喜歡雞雞的~(毆07/05 17:19
a6021314:孩子的教育不能等....((憋笑07/05 17:31
mylovejay:XD..........07/05 18:05
hnrywang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 18:14
becausemusic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 18:25
alter1021:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 18:36
NaZiTiGer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 18:38
yuchuan0521:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 18:39
BEDA:有笑有推XD07/05 18:39
carabelli:07/05 18:46
thegod13:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 19:01
pkltwyy:有好笑到~!這小孩真是可愛^_^07/05 19:02
toba:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 19:09
Hiwcn:看我的塑化劑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 19:10
KO8E:推媽媽的反應超快07/05 19:19
sne:好笑死了07/05 19:32
a71540:哈哈哈哈 我大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 19:33
kevinlin7:超有畫面!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 19:43
kidboy619:07/05 19:43
jlwe:底迪 你看到的畫面都是18禁的捏XDDDD07/05 19:46
minrurl:快笑死了07/05 19:57
jimmy50614:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 20:02
iamfenixsc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 20:04
gunden:有笑有推呀!07/05 20:07
Weiyoyo:真的笑到肚子痛欸....07/05 20:08
enaicd:好想知道底迪回家後到底...XDDDDDDD07/05 20:13
yongqing:回家應該會被打屁屁07/05 20:17
casto:靠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 20:20
jimmyhero:XDDDDDD07/05 20:36
hey37:朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 20:46
eclipse77:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 20:53
cslavender:原來是說"塑化雞"07/05 20:55
coolmayday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 21:10
tkc7:XDDDDDDD07/05 21:31
chenfc:XDD07/05 21:32
darkgerm:笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 21:33
maochou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 21:33
maochou:推回家會被打屁屁XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Lunachen:有笑有推XD07/05 21:39
yona:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 21:50
Nadialove:再放任小孩胡鬧呀 真是活該XDD07/05 21:55
Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDD07/05 21:56
CalculusChen:那個死小孩真是幹得好啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 21:58
ammy:這死小孩以後沒有麥當勞可以吃了07/05 22:01
ohohmyga:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 22:07
goldnun:剛在噗浪首頁看到來推一個!XD07/05 22:10
shinlun:媽媽想了好久才想出這個理由的07/05 22:17
ppuppy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 22:20
Jaies:朝聖XD07/05 22:26
meowmeowgo:好理由XDD07/05 22:41
RushMonkey:朝聖 媽媽整個尷尬到不一個不行 XDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 22:41
Seirra:靠北XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 22:52
happycheers:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 23:11
smiley0610:我看我馬麻晚上都一直吃我把拔的雞雞......這...07/05 23:24
singlecell86:XDDDDDDDDDD07/05 23:36
londonrabi2:哈哈哈ㄏ哈太好笑的07/05 23:36
SuperMP3:活該啊啊啊啊啊! 每次看到白目父母放任小鬼吵鬧就很不爽!07/05 23:39
knight350:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/05 23:43
Julynine:朝聖XD07/05 23:45
terry1957965:看來GauYi應該是小孩的母親,整個版只有他一個人噓耶07/05 23:52
will625:笑死我了07/05 23:52
en84305:也太好笑了吧XD~~~~07/06 00:25
vul3hl3:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/06 00:49
kevinshe520:朝聖07/06 00:50
homingwei:朝聖。XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/06 00:53
trustmyself:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/06 00:53
Dega:我看我馬麻晚上都一直吃我把拔的雞雞!!!!07/06 01:04
forlefrdm:我快笑死XDDDDDDDDD07/06 01:13
wucrhow:推  馬麻還裝姐姐XDD07/06 01:14
alai1014:笑到我肚子痛了~ 哈哈哈07/06 01:31
genuine530:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/06 01:43
jennylulu47:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/06 01:44
keyboss456:晚上要確定門有關好 小孩睡著啊!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDD07/06 01:53
feit:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd07/06 02:17
gby3345678:幹我快笑死哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈07/06 04:09
guhong:笑死人了07/06 04:40
windsumi:超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDD07/06 04:52

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Knuckles 轉錄至看板 Joke (使用連結) 時間:2011-07-05 09:06:23
1樓 時間: 2011-07-05 13:14:47 來自: 218.174.16.135 (台灣)
  07-05 13:14 TW
IAMYAMAPI 閃 你有德閃嗎 肏
2樓 時間: 2011-07-05 14:33:07 (台灣)
XD
+1 07-05 14:33 TW
這小男生每天晚上都偷看囉? 前途無量
3樓 時間: 2011-07-05 20:21:02 (台灣)
XD
  07-05 20:21 TW
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
4樓 時間: 2011-07-07 18:42:52 (台灣)
XD
  07-07 18:42 TW
好屌   可以笑半年欸XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
5樓 時間: 2011-07-08 15:22:36 (台灣)
XD
  07-08 15:22 TW
超妙的XD
6樓 時間: 2011-07-08 23:32:00 (台灣)
XD
  07-08 23:32 TW
這實在太好笑了~~~~XDDDD
7樓 時間: 2011-07-12 11:08:50 (台灣)
XD
  07-12 11:08 TW
噴飯了我
8樓 時間: 2011-07-13 00:45:58 (台灣)
XD
  07-13 00:45 TW
XD
9樓 時間: 2011-07-13 17:28:06 (台灣)
XD
  07-13 17:28 TW
DEHP沒雞雞XD
10樓 時間: 2011-08-17 08:37:25 (台灣)
XD
+1 08-17 08:37 TW
我看我馬麻晚上都一直吃我把拔的雞雞!!!!
MindOcean 轉錄至看板 MindOcean (使用連結) 時間:2012-08-16 08:11:36
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