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作者 togs (雙標達人)
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 [問卦] 一說出來女生就知道你英文超強

時間 Fri Dec  4 18:58:04 2020




本魯最近在練習把妹

有沒有哪個單字一放入句子中

女生就知道你英文super強的八卦?


PS: 你好,我的father是馬勒玲那種不算

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MEVIUS: 火山矽肺症
講完女生就跑了
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正妹,今晚下班要不要我開vehicle去載你?

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看來要把妹,要先abandon尊嚴

tmacfly: This is an book.11F 12/04 19:00
an有強調的意思  任何單字前面都可以用  知道這個的人確實不多

有傳達出英文素養的感覺  失主專業
Birthday5566: My name is Hanmeimei12F 12/04 19:00
gasara: kobe13F 12/04 19:01
妹妹你好,我今年19歲,我kobe超強,要不考慮跟我交往?

chinhan1216: gag14F 12/04 19:01
caesst85149: 一個單字是強個屁15F 12/04 19:01
一個單字是強個fart?

abcorz: vibe16F 12/04 19:02
會用這個字很有水準

sam4105112: peko yubi17F 12/04 19:02
人家才不知道什麼是pekopeko

andysamlee: Dildo18F 12/04 19:02
EEzionT: I'm from France19F 12/04 19:03
我來自France,這樣聽起來確實成功率很高

看來France這個單字有顯示出一個人的英文掌握能力

chris860123: Osteoporosis20F 12/04 19:03
你居 然拚得出這麼長的單字

OKnight: beverage21F 12/04 19:03
你好,我銀行的beverage有40億  要不要跟本大爺交往

SilverGpoint: prostitute22F 12/04 19:03
pauljet: 矽肺病23F 12/04 19:04
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aikotoba: anomie27F 12/04 19:04
靠杯這好難  是專門學科才會用到?

PASOENJOY: Mercedes Benz28F 12/04 19:04
你好  我開Mercedes  聽來好像對把妹鰻有用的  這單字應該放入教科書中

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改 What's cookin good lookin?比較潮

muzik: netflix吧一堆假掰妹在用XD30F 12/04 19:06
哈哈  好像蠻多人在用的  沒用跟不上流行了

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hahahaha5566: Wryyyyyyyyyyyyy32F 12/04 19:06
這個講的時候要下腰太累

ja1295: Penis33F 12/04 19:06
現在沒人再用這個單字了  大家都馬用wiener形容大GG (誤

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社長換人了

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我都念costco

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我有チンカス

bearanna: cystic hernia47F 12/04 19:10
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講出來就輸了人生了

hw1: Cunt49F 12/04 19:11
I cunt understand what you said (英式發應

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applebg: Do you wanna have intercourse with me?53F 12/04 19:11
只能用一個單字,整串唸出來的話除非你口音很好。

我來幫你代換試試看

你想要跟我來一段intercourse嗎? (互相court的意思

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