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作者 unique681 (tw)
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 [問卦] 機師要射的時候的口號是?

時間 Tue Dec 22 17:01:38 2020


射精乃男人生存之目的

各種職業要射前都會喊不同的口號

譬如我朋友

棒球投手的會喊 北鼻 我要丟了

他北鼻還會附和喊 你要我用哪裡接~~~

抱歉 題外話

阿開飛機要射前的會喊什麼?



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mHRUed: 台女: Cummm inside1F 12/22 17:02
swallowcc: mayday mayday2F 12/22 17:02
defendor007: Take of!3F 12/22 17:02
chinafree: all for u4F 12/22 17:02
ubcs: 起飛升空啦5F 12/22 17:02
TackoFall: 樓下想改名成啥?6F 12/22 17:02
niburger1001: 樓下被肛的時候都喊什麼口號助興7F 12/22 17:02
Medic: 身寸惹8F 12/22 17:02
CODDDD: 左線預備,右線預備,全線預備9F 12/22 17:02
RRADA: all in10F 12/22 17:02
yymeow: terrain~terrain~11F 12/22 17:02
IDfor2010: Jack12F 12/22 17:03
superkobe: 發射瞭13F 12/22 17:03
veryGY: ready for impact14F 12/22 17:03
jamestracy: Cabin crew, prepare for cumming15F 12/22 17:03
stgem: Fox one16F 12/22 17:03
loadingN: cum in17F 12/22 17:03
AustinRivers: mayday mayday18F 12/22 17:03
zold: fxxk19F 12/22 17:03
s458963: 阿阿..遇到亂流了...阿阿啊阿!!! 墜機了20F 12/22 17:03
AustinRivers: yamayday21F 12/22 17:03
laihom0808: 5、4、3、2、1,發射22F 12/22 17:03
wellwest: 發射瞭23F 12/22 17:03
ahw12000: Yosoro24F 12/22 17:03
jisson: Mayday!Mayday!25F 12/22 17:03
kaitokid1214: how do you turn this on26F 12/22 17:03
alcpeon911: cabin crew attention,ready to cumming27F 12/22 17:03
royalroad: 印和闐...硬和舔...28F 12/22 17:04
ghostl40809: brace for impact!!29F 12/22 17:04
kevinpc: 以辜30F 12/22 17:04
LoveFood: good luck31F 12/22 17:04
Benbenyale: ez Tw girl!32F 12/22 17:04
pokerfaceid: brace for impact33F 12/22 17:04
lousen0068: 這篇是殺小啦34F 12/22 17:04
DogBe105: 大爆射35F 12/22 17:04
tranceport: Fuel jettison36F 12/22 17:05
liudwan: eject! eject!37F 12/22 17:05
p2p8ppp: 起飛38F 12/22 17:05
XDDXDD: TAIWAN NO.1 ...39F 12/22 17:05
ianliu777: Fire40F 12/22 17:05
niggerdick: Barce for impact!41F 12/22 17:05
BingLing: sheida42F 12/22 17:05
lions402: gear up43F 12/22 17:05
robertwu: landing~!44F 12/22 17:05
lwamp 
lwamp: Taiwan is ez45F 12/22 17:05
john5380: Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh ah ah ah ah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!46F 12/22 17:05
chuchichan: aaaaaaa47F 12/22 17:06
demangel: retard  retard48F 12/22 17:06
ccucwc: Fire in the hole49F 12/22 17:06
Kyameron: Taipei Take off!50F 12/22 17:06
believefate: I believe I can fly~~~~~~~51F 12/22 17:06
lmf770410: 發個耶52F 12/22 17:06
mscmobitai: Big shot53F 12/22 17:07
moeliliacg: V1 rotate54F 12/22 17:07
u8702116: this is captain speaking55F 12/22 17:07
vy8824: may day56F 12/22 17:07
nextpage: 開始背誦:Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta Echo ......57F 12/22 17:07
ru04ul4: brace for impact!58F 12/22 17:08
protoss666: Fire in the hole59F 12/22 17:08
randy0722: minimum continue60F 12/22 17:08
shenmue1001: Taiwan girls are fucking easy!61F 12/22 17:08
diiky: I Believe I Can Fly~~62F 12/22 17:08
YishengSu: jizz~us, you are so easy63F 12/22 17:08
pikakami: Cabin crew prepare for landing64F 12/22 17:08
newland: Mayday mayday ahhhhh!65F 12/22 17:08
j1932041: Fox166F 12/22 17:08
Zecknight: three two one Fire!67F 12/22 17:09
npsi: Landing in the hole!68F 12/22 17:09
shonbig: Go Yon San Ni Ichi Hashia69F 12/22 17:09
Hazelburn: Fox 2, Fox 270F 12/22 17:09
DarkerDuck: yosoro71F 12/22 17:09
Kidmo: 到底XD72F 12/22 17:09
asdf0322: mayday mayday73F 12/22 17:10
w84970639: XDDDDDDD74F 12/22 17:10
mysterydream: 前進突刺 刺75F 12/22 17:10
ivanos: Checked76F 12/22 17:10
dddc: 射爆茄子77F 12/22 17:10
Segal: Mayday Mayday Mayday78F 12/22 17:10
YellowClaw: 直升飛機起飛囉~79F 12/22 17:11
nalaculan: 飛!飛!飛!飛!我想飛A80F 12/22 17:11
gunfighter: Lock on FIRE!81F 12/22 17:11
karta1288826: explo~~~sion82F 12/22 17:11
kk931205zz: maday83F 12/22 17:11
longkiss0618: 直升飛機起飛了84F 12/22 17:11
ASUSboy: Pull up  pull up85F 12/22 17:11
hy23: co~vid!86F 12/22 17:11
kazamitaketo 
kazamitaketo: 這篇有夠靠北XDDDDDDD!87F 12/22 17:11
giantwinter: Covid!88F 12/22 17:12
ZeroValue: 應該要先把當下的時間.溫濕度天氣狀況唸一遍吧,然後才89F 12/22 17:12
ZeroValue: 會放下鼻輪啊
mightshowgun: say my name,bitch91F 12/22 17:12
XJY13: eva 765 taxing and take off92F 12/22 17:12
wuwayne: TOGA!93F 12/22 17:12
nnlisalive: Oh fuck Taiwan No.194F 12/22 17:13
ivan1994: Good afternoon! This is Captain. We are ready for co95F 12/22 17:13
ivan1994: ming together
f12345678900: 這篇如果是高級酸 真的蠻靠杯的XD97F 12/22 17:13
YumingHuang: Good luck!98F 12/22 17:13
scorpio223: 岸升天了99F 12/22 17:13
pochaccofang: 亂流!小心100F 12/22 17:14
wizozc495711: Take off   V1    rotate~~101F 12/22 17:14
BaRanKa: Mayday mayday!!102F 12/22 17:14
abadjoke: Mayday Mayday103F 12/22 17:14
mjj90138: Here Cums The Sweet Virus104F 12/22 17:14
lanlanlu5566 
lanlanlu5566: 洩了200點105F 12/22 17:14
bee0316: Mayday真的很好笑106F 12/22 17:14
eatdream: 一起飛吧107F 12/22 17:15
piggywoody: In the pipe, 5 by 5108F 12/22 17:15
zse24: I gonna departure, are you arrived?109F 12/22 17:15
vanadiu: 要衝場了.........啊啊廣達鮑魚110F 12/22 17:15
yggyygy: ez cum111F 12/22 17:15
takechance: 【Target locked】 "Fire in hole!"112F 12/22 17:16
kazamitaketo 
kazamitaketo: 這篇讓它爆吧~~113F 12/22 17:16
hkr91511208: tw girl ez!!114F 12/22 17:16
Audien: terrain terrain ! pull up pull up!115F 12/22 17:17
aaron1213: 直升飛機起飛嘍~~~116F 12/22 17:17
[圖]
mayc0618: 要彈射了118F 12/22 17:18
garybawbaw: China Airline!119F 12/22 17:19
dinter5566: This is captain speaking120F 12/22 17:19
cychine: 五月天121F 12/22 17:19
leinru: 病毒砲,發射!!122F 12/22 17:20
WWIII: mayday mayday雅美跌123F 12/22 17:20
stussy: 771 771 771 771 771 7777777777777777777777777777777771124F 12/22 17:20
EPHJ: 直升飛機起飛囉125F 12/22 17:21
feather3: 雅mayday126F 12/22 17:21
ethan30213: mayday127F 12/22 17:21
oops66: take off!!!!!!!!!!!!!128F 12/22 17:22
adagiox: fox1 fox2 fox3129F 12/22 17:22
wajolihi: fire in the hole130F 12/22 17:22
adagiox: guns guns guns131F 12/22 17:23
pinkgogo: may day132F 12/22 17:23
sauchi39: Missile launch133F 12/22 17:24
BaRanKa: 狐狸那個是戰機啦134F 12/22 17:24
zxc12131266: V1 rotate135F 12/22 17:25
YumingHuang: Eagle spit! Eagle spit!136F 12/22 17:25
yymeow: V1 rotate137F 12/22 17:26
sroericcc: 鳥擊 Bird Strike !138F 12/22 17:26
appleonatree: V1 rotate139F 12/22 17:26
metrostar: eject eject eject140F 12/22 17:26
tsaotsaogh: Hasta la vista141F 12/22 17:27
paphos: 請繫好安全帶142F 12/22 17:29
andytaso: call me DADDY!!!now!!!! DADDY!!!i'm you DADDY!!!!143F 12/22 17:29
stu25936: Ready to take off144F 12/22 17:30
eeccms 
eeccms: Taiwan can help145F 12/22 17:31
ymx3xc: 77777777777777777777777146F 12/22 17:31
realmiddle: injection complete147F 12/22 17:31
iamnotme: 本班機即將開始下降 目前廣達的天氣為雨天148F 12/22 17:32
sy4826951: 要降落了149F 12/22 17:33
autostone: fire in the hole150F 12/22 17:33
tottoko0908: 確診吧 台女151F 12/22 17:35
Looming: brace brace brace152F 12/22 17:36
felixdooooog: I am leaving ~~ on the jet plane ~153F 12/22 17:37
qweertyui891: 突破陰障154F 12/22 17:40
mudee: landing in Taipei girls  疑  怎麼加惹s155F 12/22 17:40
sanadayasu: v1 vr v2 take off!!!156F 12/22 17:41
CriminalCAO: we are taking off!157F 12/22 17:41
whiteflora6: this is a pen !158F 12/22 17:42
mudee: maoday  五毛天159F 12/22 17:42
dragon2000: Jizz160F 12/22 17:43
eji9429: fire in the hole!161F 12/22 17:43
ptt95784: アムロ 行きまーす!162F 12/22 17:43
donotggyy: 拿去 take it163F 12/22 17:44
nzej723yyip: 真的好奇 台女可以出來釋疑嗎?164F 12/22 17:46
silverwu: Torpedo out !! 啊不是 這是開潛艇165F 12/22 17:47
rayccccc: 襟翼166F 12/22 17:47
oceanman: fire in the hole167F 12/22 17:48
fransice7: Taiwan Girls Are Easy, CHECKED!168F 12/22 17:48
PhySeraph: minimum cumtinue169F 12/22 17:48
ms0545173: TAIWAN GIRLS ARE EASY!170F 12/22 17:49
wucrhow: 女:雅美蝶雅美蝶 男:美蝶,美蝶171F 12/22 17:49
x7834210: take off172F 12/22 17:49
deeeplove: may day mayday173F 12/22 17:49
charlie0112: 已估已估174F 12/22 17:49
YALEMY: I am cuming175F 12/22 17:50
ioioioaoaoao: 中華民國萬歲 喊三次176F 12/22 17:51
cosmoswaves: retard177F 12/22 17:52
oyaji5566: Mayday Mayday178F 12/22 17:52
summercat: Hijack!179F 12/22 17:52
Lions: mothership is under attack! fox 3!!180F 12/22 17:55
mei4455: 飛行前拔除181F 12/22 17:55
Kultivient: In the pipe five by five182F 12/22 17:56
hontsa: Justice rains from above183F 12/22 17:57
fucking: EZ EZ EZ EZ184F 12/22 17:57
DarkerDuck: Guns guns guns185F 12/22 17:57
karmel: 機師當然喊jizz186F 12/22 17:57
tearness 
tearness: taiwan bitchhhhhhh187F 12/22 17:57
winiS: 嗨傑克188F 12/22 17:57
hostage911: 當然是V1 跟 V2189F 12/22 17:58
potter80414: 空襲警報來嘍190F 12/22 17:58
pelier: Eject!191F 12/22 17:58
Sonian: Fire in the hole.192F 12/22 18:00
john5380: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~攏厚哩啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!193F 12/22 18:00
Hyman: Open your mouth and swallow194F 12/22 18:01
linceass: Mayday195F 12/22 18:02
scorpii1113: Fifty fourty thirty twenty retard retaaaaaaaar196F 12/22 18:03
scorpii1113: d
gameboy666: fire in hole198F 12/22 18:03
sanpf: jizz199F 12/22 18:03
soulout: 窩咬色惹200F 12/22 18:06
allyexiu: Mayday真的好笑201F 12/22 18:06
pr9558: V1 rotate V2 gear up202F 12/22 18:08
jeff785chen: AAAAA瑞斯一打五203F 12/22 18:09
a989876: 直升飛機起飛囉204F 12/22 18:10
oldlu2002: IKU IKU IKU205F 12/22 18:11
LULU5566: I have control206F 12/22 18:11
libaga: too low terrain~207F 12/22 18:12
winnie55: 被推文的YAMAYDAY笑死XD208F 12/22 18:13
tokyoto: fire in the hole209F 12/22 18:13
riddler: Taiwan help me210F 12/22 18:13
HsuKathy: 臭G8~211F 12/22 18:16
ESL63: アムロ、行きます!!212F 12/22 18:16
ilove0: Taiwan girl can help213F 12/22 18:17
perry201046: 阿拉花瓜214F 12/22 18:18
nolie1228: hail hydra215F 12/22 18:21
caster5210: 飛機故障請求放油216F 12/22 18:22
starfishfish: three second...two second....one second...ok!we217F 12/22 18:22
starfishfish:  are landing~
kiergh: 武漢肺炎來嘍 蹦蹦蹦219F 12/22 18:24
kkjjkkjj: 0800220F 12/22 18:25
selvester: lane xx taxi221F 12/22 18:25
jtrtsay: D-dick Dick-day222F 12/22 18:27
jeans1020: 咩爹咩爹咩爹223F 12/22 18:30
extrachaos: Yeah~mayday!!!!!224F 12/22 18:30
truegod000: 不要偷渡薩利機長的台詞XDD225F 12/22 18:30
cloud180: 這篇真的狂到快笑死226F 12/22 18:33
hunder31: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD227F 12/22 18:34
ysmd: 直升飛機起飛啦!228F 12/22 18:35
k2345678: I have control229F 12/22 18:35
glenn608: Mayday mayday230F 12/22 18:36
jiusishuai: 機長廣播231F 12/22 18:38
franz10123: rotate232F 12/22 18:39
cch69: V1 rotate233F 12/22 18:40
coldwalk: wind shear ahead!wind shear ahead! go around234F 12/22 18:42
yukimura0420: 全☆速☆前☆進☆DA235F 12/22 18:42
rosydark: eject!eject!236F 12/22 18:43
ben801102: 歡迎光臨my縫237F 12/22 18:43
NEWDEED: 台灣英文程度起飛了238F 12/22 18:45
shaman5566: 清槍開始清槍蹲下239F 12/22 18:46
thousandwave: weapons in hot240F 12/22 18:48
Gecco: 未看先猜推文會有Mayday Mayday241F 12/22 18:48
cwuwang: Covid for you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!242F 12/22 18:48
GGxyz: Houston.We're ready to takeoff.(誤243F 12/22 18:49
benson861119: 五月天!五月天!244F 12/22 18:50
zone0016: V2245F 12/22 18:50
Enzofulgura: 會講V1 rotate的是職業病嗎XDDDDD246F 12/22 18:53
junkiewang: fire into the hole247F 12/22 18:55
ciza: 窩咬驗毒248F 12/22 18:58
NuRaymond: 推文笑死249F 12/22 18:59
stark333: 直升飛機起飛了 空襲警報要來囉250F 12/22 19:01
FinallyPeace: Ez cum ez go251F 12/22 19:03
FinallyPeace: Ez cum ez girl才對
handsomecat: 飛呀飛呀253F 12/22 19:03
pilott: FOX II254F 12/22 19:03
haman: engine (英金) starts255F 12/22 19:05
virus05cd: V2 take off256F 12/22 19:05
c7683fh6: 準備要飛囉257F 12/22 19:07
kevin1221: touch down258F 12/22 19:10
ccjg4673: 樓上有聲音259F 12/22 19:10
lalamin: mayday!!!260F 12/22 19:11
justin200428: x你娘7by261F 12/22 19:12
tony70017: Take it all, bitch!!262F 12/22 19:12
ShangLai: 小夫,我要進來了263F 12/22 19:13
snoopyconnie: 升天啦264F 12/22 19:21
pig0038: fire in the hole!!!265F 12/22 19:24
appleonatree: 其實現在有的好像不會講V2了 V2之前就飛起來惹266F 12/22 19:27
appleonatree: V1是可以終止起飛的最終速度 Rotate開始拉機頭
appleonatree: V2是單引擎可以維持爬升的最低速度
appleonatree: 過了V1不管怎樣就一定要起飛 不然會煞不住衝出跑道
aadsl: clear to take off270F 12/22 19:29
jba445566: EZZZZZZZZ271F 12/22 19:30
luxaky: Mayday272F 12/22 19:31
aa874125: May day273F 12/22 19:31
BlueSausage: fire in the hole274F 12/22 19:32
circum: V1 VRRRRR啊...275F 12/22 19:32
neweb: bomb away276F 12/22 19:33
cakk: Avengers assemble!277F 12/22 19:33
dslamf: 俺要昇舔啦!278F 12/22 19:34
ambitious: brace for impact笑死  幹279F 12/22 19:35
furylatte: Hello, well cum aboard. This is your captain spitti280F 12/22 19:37
furylatte: ng.
yr: 咳~282F 12/22 19:39
asxc530530: Mayday283F 12/22 19:42
kk520you: pekopeko284F 12/22 19:44
a410006108: Mayday mayday いく~285F 12/22 19:46
westfour: pull up! pull up!286F 12/22 19:51
edge200519: Hi jack!287F 12/22 19:51
mountion: 么發發射了~288F 12/22 19:58
joe199277: terrain~terrain~~ pull up pull up289F 12/22 20:00
a104018: "3, 2, 1, Detach."290F 12/22 20:00
CY40: 就五月天啊291F 12/22 20:09
ahuang61: 自動航架292F 12/22 20:21
liao511720: MAY DAY,射惹293F 12/22 20:23
park3300326: on runway - Taiwan NO.1294F 12/22 20:25
jaywall: 好  熱295F 12/22 20:26
warluck: pull out pull out296F 12/22 20:39
tn601374: 乾司膩個湊三巴297F 12/22 20:42
sylviehsiang: Hi Jack298F 12/22 20:46
peter9353: Fox 2299F 12/22 20:47
hot3965359: 一起飛吧300F 12/22 20:51
caumu: yamalubu301F 12/22 20:56
solarem: 前方600公尺 可以landing了302F 12/22 21:01
henryyeh5566: 督~→Cabin crew, prepare for cumming303F 12/22 21:01
will1027: I’m ready to take off304F 12/22 21:01
sm5858123: 托拉托拉305F 12/22 21:07
TassadarGau: 當然是V1,ROTATE呀!306F 12/22 21:07
jay0215: taiwan no. 1  洩洩歹丸307F 12/22 21:10
st86127: engine flame out308F 12/22 21:11
ZAXUS: fire in the hole309F 12/22 21:14
bestmoe: 幹笑死310F 12/22 21:14
wwwhineta: 笑死311F 12/22 21:16
kyoiori2580: 夭發 發射瞭312F 12/22 21:19
linbasohigh: ETA 1 min !!!313F 12/22 21:23
Puribaw: Impact out314F 12/22 21:29
rainwen: 2319!狀況2319!315F 12/22 21:30
Jamire: hijack316F 12/22 21:31
avrw: 台灣母豬就是賤317F 12/22 21:32
kenkenapple: OH YEAH ! BABY!318F 12/22 21:35
McNEMAR: brace for impact319F 12/22 21:37
w3411463: 空襲警報要來囉320F 12/22 21:41
serv828: 不開除機師,拒搭長榮321F 12/22 21:52
selfhu: V1322F 12/22 21:53
Number9527: 隆齁哩啦!!!323F 12/22 22:03
tony88037: Before cumming checklist324F 12/22 22:03
kiminoegao: fire!325F 12/22 22:08
ZIQQ001: 一休膩326F 12/22 22:09
ur83friend: I'm king if the world!327F 12/22 22:10
sinohara: rotate328F 12/22 22:12
james780909: AAAAAAA329F 12/22 22:18
charmshy186: 我的外國女友都說亞洲男比較好330F 12/22 22:30
Rex3661: 發射ㄌㄧㄠˇ331F 12/22 22:34
u2461127: 機長搞跟作332F 12/22 22:35
ssd860505da: sink rate, pull up!333F 12/22 22:37
bunbunbun: wish you have a pleasant journey334F 12/22 22:43
guestas06: brace for impact335F 12/22 23:17
LightWorker: Taiwan can help, ohhhhhhh336F 12/22 23:28
hjgx: 雙車進二337F 12/22 23:35
s1155032054: 腹部用力!大腿用力!機翼水平!正上升率!338F 12/22 23:50
robbieulb: 你朋友484你男友?你484就是他的北鼻?339F 12/22 23:51
ks0321: mayday mayday340F 12/22 23:52
satokun: 某幾樓滿專業的341F 12/23 00:23
tommy89082: V1 ready to take off ,bitch342F 12/23 00:24
lucien0410: mayday mayday343F 12/23 00:26
OGC218: 跳戰舞的臉吧344F 12/23 00:41
zxcc79: 樓下幫轉航空板345F 12/23 01:03
wuri: 乾乾 誰偷偷給我跳炮操的346F 12/23 01:20
ns871202: Yamayday笑死347F 12/23 01:43
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