0:04all would like to talk to you about the sausage principal
0:07at the theory that says if you love something never find out how it was made
0:11well
0:12tonight I would like to show you my sausage
0:15the the this is my sausage
0:212014 people
0:24World Cup whole pin
0:28okay the World Cup starts this week and I am both excited
0:32and extremely conflicted about it now I know in america sock or something you
0:36pick your ten-year-old daughter up from
0:38got for me and everyone else on earth
0:42it's a little more important sacher had become Brazil's religion in Columbia
0:48soccer was religion football is a religion here
0:52Soccer I am football like we say it's a religion
0:56and then not exaggerating when David Beckham
0:59gonna talk two adjacent the response among soccer fans was
1:02all that that's huge for Jesus cops
1:06up to big deal for him pic
1:09Hughes here's my conflict the World Cup is one of my favorite things
1:15part it organized by these goings pfieffer
1:18you even know it ask the federal your international now the Football
1:22Association the all
1:23call lot soccer videogame you hot
1:28haha American viewers might never have been counted them
1:3135 is like comically grotesque organization
1:34in fact telling someone about the inner workings of people for the first time
1:38little showing someone two girls one cup could do it my family so you can watch
1:43the horrified expression on people's minds
1:46because what stopped where fevers current World Cup is about to take place
1:51Brazil brazilians are excited about
1:54everything thanks is how they celebrate the fact
1:58that it's just about to be lent got
2:01the love the concept of giving up chocolate temporarily
2:06also the biggest soccer fans on earth so they must be thrilled at the prospect of
2:10hosting the World Cup
2:12it's been months if unrest in some other cities for village hall slums
2:16with clashes between police and residents feel
2:19here people demonstrated against Brazil holding the World Cup
2:23that makes no sense why would you be unhappy hosting the thing that you love
2:27the most in all the world
2:29the government has spent more than $11 billion dollars getting ready
2:33the United States team will play its second game here in the city a madhouse
2:37in this brand new $270 million dollar stadium
2:41min ounces so remote that it's almost impossible to reach by car
2:45which is why officials had to have the stadium materials brought in by boat
2:50shipped across the atlantic from Portugal
2:52and up the Amazon River okay that does seem like a waste of money
2:57especially when you consider that that stadium is only going to be used for
3:00football World Cup games
3:02there's also no team in my mouse that can fill it off to its
3:05at which point it becomes the world's most expensive but toilets
3:09no mom to Brazilians are so upset
3:13especially when you think about what they are actually getting in return
3:16well and they're gonna make money as well as
3:19way when I need a spanking to make some money this is where the controversy is
3:23the country usually
3:25doesn't make money feel fat the organization at the World Cup is who
3:28makes the man's
3:29Brazil let me put this in terms you might understand think I've money
3:33as pubic hair I'm free for as blacks
3:36in gonna be all over your joining the World Cup
3:40but when I go there taking all the money with them in
3:44including some from places you didn't even know you had any money in
3:48leaving you scenario it going she is just what happened to you
3:51the never doing this again
3:55because here of beepers tax demands
3:59for prospective host countries it is pfieffer and its he for subsidiaries
4:03that are
4:03fully example any tax whatsoever levied
4:07at whatever level state-level municipality level
4:10all sorts of Texas consumption taxes income taxes
4:14you name it its all except that's right by Brazil's
4:17own estimates now allowing people to forego $215 million dollars in taxes
4:22somewhere Wesley Snipes is going so shock always the on something
4:28call it seems so obvious now now
4:32now people sensed I leave a lot behind which they do
4:35like new laws because you see once upon a time
4:38Brazil deep this in 2003
4:42the Brazilian government band alcohol from stadiums because
4:45at the enormously high don't wait amongst fans
4:49that seems like a good idea potentially life-saving even
4:53the only problem is budweiser is wanna feat this key sponsors
4:57and they sell a product by reflexively insist on calling
5:00be a Khalifa seemed
5:03anxious to protect budweiser from a law designed to protect
5:07people which is why think the secretary-general went to Brazil with a
5:11simple message:
5:12I'm sorry to say and maybe I look a bit arrogance but
5:15that's something we not negotiator I mean there will be
5:18and there must be a spot of the above the law the fact that we
5:22other the right to sell be a Easter
5:26maybe I look at the Tahoe going to put
5:29how you say %uh of kill laws %uh
5:32GOP picks up speed chases at slut rides
5:36and the amazing thing is here fee for wong thank successfully pressured Brazil
5:41into passing a so-called budweiser bail allowing BS Isles
5:45in soccer stadiums at this point you can either be horrified by that
5:49all relieved the people watching also sponsored by cocaine and chain saws
5:53%uh and Brazil wholesale
5:57lucky cause of hockey at least I just had three full force
6:01alcohol on them when South Africa hosted the World Cup four years ago
6:05FIFO forced the creation of the FIFO World Cup Colts
6:09which sound funny you know it's is like going to the World Series in being
6:12tracked in front of Judge Philly Phanatic
6:15except the thief escorts
6:18one no joke to Zimbabweans who robbed
6:21foreign journalist on a Wednesday were arrested on a Thursday and began
6:2515-year jail sentences the next day
6:28studies on settling leaf Aust but when you order Chinese food it comes five
6:34minutes later
6:35not thanks very much but that was too quick in
6:39you didn't have time to make this properly in
6:42and there was a certain already in fee for setting up
6:46any kind of justice system given the scandals that have dogged it
6:50over the years football's governing body is trying to tackle its shady
6:54inner workings by suspending two executives on corruption charges
6:58the fee for scandal rumbles on Jack Warner who was at the centre and bribery
7:02accusations has resigned as vice president
7:05there's been so many corruption scandals that the firm had to deal with
7:08bribery in fee for go together like peanut butter and jelly
7:12getting what they should we go peanut butter and jelly all supposed to go
7:16together
7:17favor and brought we should go together like peanut butter and a child with a
7:21deadly nut allergy
7:230 but you
7:28I height free to call get anymore cartoonishly
7:32evil base is the headquarters actual boardroom in
7:37drugs think a party models where they made on the warring from doctor
7:41strangelove the
7:43bodies exhibit I for an organization that does not give a shit what you think
7:48about that
7:49I'm yet the head of the firm maintains that they are merely a humble
7:53non-profit organization your non-profit organization
7:58and we have to remain a nonprofit organization of profit with over a
8:01billion dollars in the bank
8:03yeah but the disease a and he said I have
8:06a result in a result of a billion dollars
8:10when your rainy day fund is so big you got to check it for swimming cartoon
8:15ducks
8:15call not playing a not-for-profit anymore
8:20but the white the
8:25is Sepp Blatter and even his name should have been a red flag
8:28if your name is set at the bare minimum
8:32you strangle someone in a bar fight fact
8:35I'm let me just give you a taste
8:38of Sepp Blatter as a human being recently he was asked how should women
8:43soccer be made more popular
8:44he said well they should wear short shorts bright idea
8:49put the ladies in hot pants call it foxy saaka
8:52and a what iraqi talking up the jerseys might be replaced the ball over the
8:55plate and hot wings and kit let's just open a Hooters
8:59in 35
9:03Paul the holiday nonprofits even recently spent $27 billion dollars to
9:09fund United
9:10passions a fictionalized version of their history starring
9:14for some reason Tim Roth asap blacktop
9:17I'm this movie like fee for itself looks
9:21terrible will be diffident issue
9:24at the notion that
9:26to football assists teeth first
9:29World Cup will be held you who
9:33you have everything you need terror but you know
9:37the slightest error and Europe who likes a sports film
9:43whether he rose all the executives in
9:46the crazy thing is you don't need two hours and Tim Roth because the greatest
9:51film about Sepp Blatter has already been made
9:54its 10 seconds long and it's on YouTube up
10:01the
10:04others
10:07play the whole time
10:10you can genuinely site on clouds that old man fell off hot
10:15but perhaps the worst part a plea for its not even its past or its present
10:19its its future because the host the 2022 World Cup has already been decided
10:25do we know to organize
10:28did too 22 feet far
10:31World Cup is Cup I cuts hall
10:37there's between long and 50 reasons why that isn't
10:40awful idea
10:42summer temperatures in Qatar can reach some 50 degrees Celsius
10:46a difficult environment to hold a professional sporting that outdoors
10:5050 degrees Celsius is 122 degrees Fahrenheit
10:55you are hosting a World Cup somewhere west soccer cannot physically be part
10:59but forget the NFL chose to host the Super Bowl in %uh like
11:03car that there are no allegations that something for executives took bribes to
11:09put the World Cup in Qatar
11:10and I hope that's true because otherwise it makes literally no sense
11:15I'm not just because of the weather because of the working conditions
11:20Qatar's the slightest idea in the 21st century
11:23migrant worker can't leave the country without an exit visa
11:27that visa has to be approved by his employer
11:30who has your passport had a battle in ocean sheer trapped here
11:36we got coffins coming home every day more than a worker per day on average
11:41is dying conservatively from the figures of just two countries
11:46India and Nepal more than 4,000 workers will die
11:52before a ball is kicked off in 2022
11:55so what you essentially signing is the Qatar World Cup
11:59is shaping up to be the most deadly Middle East construction project since
12:03this one
12:04I about this point I hope of proving to you that thief up
12:09is just appalling and yet he is their power
12:12I'm still so excited about the world
12:16call next week it's very hard to justify
12:20how I can get so much joy from an organization that's cause so much pain
12:24other than going back to right where we started
12:27soccer football like we say
12:30it's a religion but it's not just that
12:34it's an organized religion and free file is its church
12:38just think about it its leader is infallible
12:41it compel South American countries to spend money they don't have
12:44building opulent cathedrals I might ultimately be responsible for the deaths
12:48and shocking numbers of people in the Middle East
12:51clots costs call
12:54for millions of people
12:57around the world like me it is also the guardian of the
13:01only thing that keeps their lives any me I make that comparison
13:06does not make americans love soccer been frankly nothing well




 


發佈日期:2014年6月8日
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1樓 時間: 2014-06-18 22:11:49
  06-18 22:11
超好笑><
2樓 時間: 2014-06-19 08:51:48
+1 06-19 08:51
我...怎麼看到瓷器功德會的影子...
3樓 時間: 2014-06-19 09:46:29
  06-19 09:46
太可怕囉,我怎麼看到台灣財團的影子?
4樓 時間: 2014-06-19 11:17:52
  06-19 11:17
我懂了~ 難怪巴西人民那麼憤怒...  但影片好好笑~好酸~~~
5樓 時間: 2014-06-19 13:54:45
  06-19 13:54
6樓 時間: 2014-06-19 13:58:13
  06-19 13:58
7樓 時間: 2014-06-19 14:03:38
  06-19 14:03
8樓 時間: 2014-06-19 14:10:42
  06-19 14:10
你確定他們不是台灣人?
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9樓 時間: 2014-06-19 21:18:11
  06-19 21:18
這段影片我覺得我不該笑但我還是笑的好開心
10樓 時間: 2014-06-20 00:26:31
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11樓 時間: 2014-06-20 18:29:31
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virsitility 轉錄至看板 virsey (使用連結) 時間:2014-06-20 23:27:38
12樓 時間: 2014-06-21 01:35:50
  06-21 01:35
結尾真是太精闢了
13樓 時間: 2014-06-22 14:35:43
  06-22 14:35
鬼島表示:不論是足球.奧運會,世界各種大型運動會都強烈來鬼島辨 (有名目搞好幾千億工程,大官政客財團們每個口袋都肥滋滋)
14樓 時間: 2014-06-22 23:06:14
  06-22 23:06
Ya 我可以發文了
15樓 時間: 2014-06-24 10:13:53
  06-24 10:13
我終於知道為什麼巴西人民那麼憤怒了!
16樓 時間: 2014-07-15 08:25:15
  07-15 08:25
讓我想到靜思堂 雲石OP
17樓 時間: 2014-07-15 12:26:53
  07-15 12:26
將近一個月激烈的世足比賽~大家有沒有注意到google首頁的變換呢~好心網友作成影片,讓大家分享,超讚的!!! - VideoMosa
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