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來源: http://ppt.cc/LutX (Reddit)
Regi: -Urtle

Turtle: What the fuck?
野龜: 三小?

Dyrus: Oh my god. (After missing Vlad Ultimate)
睡神: 天啊.

Regi: Fucking Turtle got reported.
無眉: 死龜被回報了吧.

Dyrus: Dude, shut the fuck up. Dude... Shut up.
睡神: ㄟ，不要一直靠要。老兄，閉嘴.

Regi: Wait what? What?
無眉: 啥， 哩公蝦?

Dyrus: Shut ... up dude...
睡神: 賣剎啦.....

Regi: What are you talking about? You're stupid Dyrus. I'm not even talking to you.
技安: 哩工啥小，你白癡啊，我又沒在跟你講話.

Regi: What the fuck is wrong with you Dyrus?
技安: 你他媽是哪裡有問題?

~ Indistinct murmuring ~

0:46 Turtle: I'm thirsty.
野龜: 我渴了.

Regi: Wait why did you say such shit like that?
胖虎: 但ㄟ，你剛是在靠北啥。

Regi: Wait why did you say such shit like that?
胖虎: 你剛剛到底在靠北啥。

Dyrus: Huh?
睡神: 蛤?

Regi: Why did you say such shit like that?
胖虎: 你剛是在嗆三小?

Dyrus: You're so loud.
睡神: 你講話太大聲啊.

Regi: Okay... It's like everyone's here. You should chill out.
胖虎: 大家都在，你應該冷靜一點.

Regi: You're fucking rude as fuck. Dude.
胖虎: 你真是他媽的沒水準.

Dyrus: What the fuck?
睡神: 蛤?

Regi: Yeah, I'm talking with Dan and Turtle. Why the fuck are you being so rude?
胖虎: 對，就是你。我在跟我哥還有野龜講話，你怎麼那麼沒水準.

Regi: Why are you being so fucking rude?
胖虎: 你是在大聲甚麼?

Dyrus: I'm playing a game, dude. Leave me alone.
睡神: 我在打電動，不想跟你吵....讓我一個人.

Regi: Okay, Why the fuck are you being so rude then?
無眉: 好啊! 啊你剛剛是在大聲甚麼?

Dyrus: Leave me alone...
睡神: 我不想吵.....

Regi: (Couldn't hear because they were talking at the same time)

Regi: ... fucking rude.
無眉: ......大聲啥小.

Dyrus: Alright, I'm sorry for being rude then.
睡神: 是，都是我的錯，可以吧.

Regi: Stop being a little fucking brat.
無眉: 不要當機掰人，可以嗎?

Dyrus: You're still fucking going on.
睡神: 你還在念.....

Regi: Stop being a little fucking brat.
無眉: 不要當機掰人，可以嗎?

Dyrus: I SAID FUCKING SORRY DESK SLAM
睡神: 我說了我很抱歉!!(暴怒敲桌子)

Dyrus: I SAID SORRY! HOW HARD IS IT TO FUCKING ACCEPT SORRY?!
睡神，我他媽的都道歉了，接受個道歉是多難!!

Regi: (Couldn't hear because they were talking at the same time)

Regi ... Little fucking brat.
技安: 機歪小屁孩.

Music: Lean on me
音樂: 靠著我~~

~ Super awkward music Lean On Me by Bill Withers ~

Regi: I don't need to fucking deal with this shit.
技安: 我他媽的不需要忍受這個。

Dyrus: I don't need to deal with this shit either.
睡神: 我他媽的也不需要。

Regi: Then get the fuck out of here.
技安: 那你他媽的滾出去啊。

Dyrus: I'm playing a game.
睡神: 我在遊戲中。

Regi: Okay. When I talk to you, don't be a little bitch about it.
      You're a little fucking rager dude.
技安: 林北在跟你講話的時候你最好立正站好。兇屁啊，你中二嗎。

Dyrus puts headphones on

~ Super awkward music again ~

~ Indistinct murmuring ~

Regi: (Couldn't hear because they were talking at the same time)

Dyrus: Whatever dude...
睡神: 隨你便....

Regi: What do you mean whatever?
胖虎: 你現在是安抓?

Dyrus: Whatever...
睡神: 隨你便.....

Regi: What do you mean whatever?
胖虎: 隨你便是怎樣?

Dyrus: I'm playing a game.
睡神: 我在玩遊戲.....

Regi: Okay, you're playing a game, you can tell us to quiet down.
      Why are you being so fucking rude?
胖虎: 好啊，你在玩遊戲，你可以請我們小聲一點，啊你是在兇三小?

Dyrus: Cuz' I'm playing solo queue.
睡神: 因為我在SOLO Q.

Regi: Okay ... So so Solo... (Gets interrupted)


Dyrus: (Slightly louder) And I Said Sorry!
       You think it's because after you say sorry you can constantly fucking
       rant on me?
睡神: 而且我已經道歉了。你覺得你已經道歉了還可以繼續機機歪歪?(胡言亂語)

Regi: (Couldn't hear because they were talking at the same time)

Dyrus: (Even louder) You ALWAYS Do That!
睡神: 你一直都這樣.

Regi: (Couldn't hear because they were talking at the same time)

Dyrus: You Always Do That!
睡神: 你一直都這樣。

Dyrus: And yes, it's bad of me to fucking rage in solo queue.
睡神: 對，在SOLO Q發脾氣對我而言是很糟的事。

Regi: (Couldn't hear because they were talking at the same time)

Dyrus: But every time I say sorry you always give me extra shit for it.
       ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
睡神: 每次我道了歉你都還是要一直機機歪歪，每一次!!

Regi: (Couldn't hear because they were talking at the same time)

(Reginald starts to sound like my mom after this)

Regi: It's the way you were, it's your tone. You were so fucking rude
      after you said sorry. You don't even mean it based on your tone.
胖虎: 因為你的態度，你根本不覺得你有錯，道歉還大聲什麼.

Regi: You think venting at us will really help?
胖虎: 你覺得找我們發洩有用嗎?

Dyrus: No it doesn't.
睡神: 沒用。

Regi: Everyone around you gets fucking annoyed because of that shit.
胖虎: 所有的人都覺得你這樣大小聲很機歪。

Dyrus: Well I get annoyed about alot of shit!
睡神: 是喔，一堆狗屁事讓我覺得更機歪。

Regi: Then leave! Get out of here and fucking own it?
胖虎: 是喔，那你滾出去然後他媽的吃自己啊?

Regi: Don't start yelling at me and banging desks.
      Don't fucking rage like that.
胖虎: 大小聲，敲桌子，是在兇啥小。沒有人可以這樣對我，沒有!

Regi: Noone wants to be around you like that dude.
胖虎: 你這樣沒人想跟你在一起。

Dyrus: You CONSTANTLY FUCKING HARP ON PEOPLE. All THE FUCKING TIME.
睡神: 你"一直"在亂人，一直。

Regi: (Couldn't hear because they were talking at the same time)

Dyrus: You do it to Xpecial. You do it to fucking me.
睡神: 玩完XP現在換玩我。

Dyrus: I'm stressed out. I'm doing solo queue so I warm up
       before I scrim so I can fucking shit on C9 in scrims.
睡神: 我壓力很大，所以在對C9練習前我想先SOLO Q 熱身，然後電爆它們

Regi: (Couldn't hear because they were talking at the same time)

Dyrus: NO!
睡神: 不!!

Regi: I'm arguing with Xpecial because he argues with me ... when I'm right.
胖虎: 我跟XP吵架是因為我對然後他還跟我吵。

Regi: When do you ever contribute besides just sit there... (Gets interrupted)
胖虎: 你除了坐在那，還貢獻了啥?

Dyrus: Because everytime I fucking contribute nothing gets solved
睡神: 因為每次我想貢獻的時候都失敗了。

Regi: Because you never fucking contribute... (Gets interrupted)
胖虎: 你根本沒在做事。藉口。

Dyrus: CUZ' I DO CONTRIBUTE!
睡神: 我有!

Regi: (Couldn't hear because they were talking at the same time)

Dyrus: You're SO FUCKING STUBBORN.
睡神: 你是在執著甚麼。

Regi: (Couldn't hear because they were talking at the same time)...positively... (Gets interrupted)

Dyrus: Positively.
睡神: 正面地。

Regi: (Couldn't hear because they were talking at the same time)...productively...(Gets interrupted)

Dyrus: Productively.
睡神: 有建設性.

Regi: (Couldn't hear because they were talking at the same time)

Dyrus: Tell me about it.
睡神: 你說看看啊。

Regi: (Couldn't hear because they were talking at the same time)

Dyrus: How is any of this productive? How is constantly fucking
       harping productive?
睡神: 是生產啥?一天到晚亂人是生產了啥?是能建設啥?


Regi:(Couldn't hear because they were talking at the same time)...it's redundant...(Gets interrupted)
胖虎: OOXOXOX 屁話一堆

Dyrus: How are you. How are you fucking go on Xpecial on shit productive?
睡神: 那你咧? 你他媽對XP念了一堆是建設了啥?

Regi:(Couldn't hear because they were talking at the same time)...
     you're changing...(Gets interrupted)
胖虎: 你變了......

Regi: Why do you argue when you're wrong.
胖虎: 啊你就錯了是在大聲甚麼?

Dyrus: Why do you say that " Oh, you can all contribute when you two
       are arguing."
睡神: 那你乾麻說" 雖然我跟XP在吵架，你們還是能提供些有用的東西"

Dyrus: When we contribut...when we say something, the two of you guys
       constantly go on on the same thing you don't even take it into
       consideration.
睡神: 當我們想貢獻些甚麼...當我們說了些甚麼，你們兩個根本就吵翻了，
      根本沒在鳥我們說了啥。

Regi:(Couldn't hear because they were talking at the same time)
     ...consideration...(Gets interrupted)

Dyrus: You barely do
睡神: 幾乎沒有

Regi: I do, but I just tell you "You're wrong".
胖虎: 我有，而且我說你錯的時候你就是錯的.

(Regi is really starting to sound like a girl now.)

Regi: You try to contribute, when you're wrong. And I tell you guys,
      but you still argue anyways.
胖虎: 你們做的事根本就錯的啊是能貢獻啥。我都跟你們講你們錯了，你們還在爭

Regi: Just like right now. You're saying you said sorry but your sorry
      doesn't do shit.
胖虎: 就像現在，你說你道歉了，問題是你的道歉根本不真心

Dyrus: Well that's too bad.
睡神: 是喔，愛莫能助。

~ Dyrus' team proceeds to lose a teamfight ~






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