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作者 標題 [轉寄][笑話] 別這樣我還有家人
時間 2011年05月04日 Wed. AM 11:20:01
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作者 標題 [笑話] 別這樣我還有家人
時間 Wed May 4 00:24:15 2011
有一天,中國領導人和美國總統
正在比誰的保鑣比較忠誠
美國總統笑了笑,並命令保鑣從10樓跳下去
只見保鑣哭著跪求說:『別這樣,我還有家人..』。
於是美國總統因為心軟,只好就此作罷
然而這時輪到中國領導人
他也笑了笑,並命令保鑣跳下去,
這時中國保鑣二話不說
便作勢要往下跳
美國總統見狀趕緊上前拉住他
此時,中國保鑣默默啜泣回頭...
說:『別這樣,我還有家人..』
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