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作者 lucifertd (zeat.bbs@ptt.cc)
標題 [轉寄][笑話] 別這樣我還有家人
時間 2011年05月04日 Wed. AM 11:20:01


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看板 joke
作者 chouo (030/)
標題 [笑話] 別這樣我還有家人
時間 Wed May  4 00:24:15 2011





有一天,中國領導人和美國總統

正在比誰的保鑣比較忠誠


美國總統笑了笑,並命令保鑣從10樓跳下去

只見保鑣哭著跪求說:『別這樣,我還有家人..』。


於是美國總統因為心軟,只好就此作罷







然而這時輪到中國領導人

他也笑了笑,並命令保鑣跳下去,

這時中國保鑣二話不說

便作勢要往下跳


美國總統見狀趕緊上前拉住他

此時,中國保鑣默默啜泣回頭...










說:『別這樣,我還有家人..』



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Knuckles 轉錄至看板 Joke (使用連結) 時間:2011-05-04 11:28:36
1樓 時間: 2011-05-05 22:28:06 (台灣)
  05-05 22:28 TW
超爆性高後勁有梗短篇笑話~~大推XDDDDDDDD
2樓 時間: 2011-05-08 06:39:10 (台灣)
  05-08 06:39 TW
這太屌了!
3樓 時間: 2011-05-25 05:11:59 (台灣)
  05-25 05:11 TW
這太屌了!!
4樓 時間: 2011-05-31 21:44:51 (台灣)
  05-31 21:44 TW
哈哈哈  同樣一句話  太厲害了!!!
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