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作者 標題 [恍神] 終於知道早班為什麼離職快...
時間 Sun May 12 23:45:23 2013
接到前東家認識的同事打電話來
也是一樣 上過早班 就知道為什麼早班離職快
因為是被嚇到XD
醫院地下室>>餐廳旁是太平間或是餐廳的樓下層是太平間
而且上早班的人(一個人)忙於準備 外場燈來不急開 內場只開幾盞燈
病患不換自家衣物都穿著醫院的白色加醫院圖的衣物到餐廳用餐
(怕感染 所以到餐廳用餐得換自己平常的衣服)
很多病患凌晨4~5點的時候 被醫護人員挖起床 吃藥
然後睡不著 餓了 就到餐廳要吃飯
可是餐廳的營業時間是7點>>>誰理你 餓肚子的最大
早班的要5點半準備 早開始 (病患吃不到早餐 會怒)
所以當早班在廚房裡準備的時候...
常遇到>>病患默默不出聲 走路無聲的走進廚房裡再走到早班的後面...
病患用超慢的講話:"小...姐...我...要...買...早...餐........"
結果早班的常被嚇到>>>老闆 我不做了!!!要不就是要換晚班XD
之前上過飯店的早班
吃早餐的地方常留幾個小夜燈 大燈要等營業時間到才開
在準備的時候 常遇到時間沒到 然後默默自己開門進來的顧客
再默默不出聲 走路無聲 慢慢走到我後面:"小姐我要吃飯..."
嚇到尖叫+失手把鍋子砸到地上發出巨大聲響
再默默不出聲 走路無聲 慢慢走到我後面:"小姐我要吃飯..."
嚇到尖叫+失手把鍋子砸到地上發出巨大聲響
然後把保全引過來問發生什麼事 XD
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跟前同事Line 說"再笨板PO 意外 爆了"
前同事說感謝大家 再補個笨點...
新來的早班也是一樣被嚇到 新來的有點年紀(歐巴桑級)
當時新來的早班阿姨在煎荷包蛋
後面的安全門 門開走進一位身穿白衣的...護理人員
(安全門靠近停車場 常有誤闖 要不就走捷徑)
走路無聲 默默的走到早班阿姨後面 伸出手拍拍阿姨的肩膀
不知道是不是被操到累癱
所以講話有氣無力:"阿...姨...怎...麼...只...有...你...一...個...人..."
前同事說:"早班阿姨有被嚇到 打電話給店長說要提早下班去收驚
然後阿姨寧願回家帶孫 不想上了" XD
阿姨離職後 現來個新的早班 大家在猜說能待多久 XDDDDD
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