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不自殺聲明的英文，小弟不才把它翻成「The Declaration of "NOT suicide"」。


本文所有內容感謝 warrenchen 進行翻譯，

這裡將中文翻譯去掉，僅留下英文版聲明內容。

中英對照請至：



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If you think what you speak might reveal inconvenient facts to specific group or person,
or might cause "potential" life risk via fully expose the truth of event,
and it would harm your physical or mental status,
please copy & paste the following statement in your article.


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I, Yamazaki Sawahane, declares to whom may concern:

※Please modify the green words to your name.


I am optimistic with healthy fitness,
without any illness or disease confuse me,
so I will NOT do any thing connected to suicide by any means.

I do NOT have medical issues with sleeping,
so I do NOT need to take any medicals about it.


I am NOT an alcoholic nor having drug addiction,
neither visit the following places alone and / or with relatives or friends:

1. Open water area

2. Pool without watcher

3. Closed place like not ventilated tank, pool, cellar with hazardous gas
(i.e. high pressure gas, explosive gas, toxic gas, etc.)

4. Any place without safe barriers from falling

5. Any building site (well, except the deconstruction place for governmental buildings),
including spots to making concretes.

6. Any place does not mentioned above, where no common people might visit.


I strictly follow the under rules:

1. I check my brakes and parts before driving,
   and turn off my mobile and the power of my vehicle.

2. I do not rush in traffic lights.

3. I keep the distance for more than one step from the security line
   while taking any vehicle or transportation if they have, until they are
   fully parked and ready to aboard.

4. I wear helmet with scooters or motorbike properly.
   I wield safety belt while driving or being a passenger.

5. I will NOT close any harmful radiative place (like nuclear plant) or equipments.

6. I will NOT go hiking, wave seeing, or visit any dangerous places.


I try my best to watch over the usage of appliance, gasoline and fire.
My place uses legally certificated safe electricity equipments,
thus the possibility of having accidents in fire IS insignificant.
In addition to this, I never have illegal amount of flammable gas or liquid.

I do not have any appliance despite of necessary lighting,
and turn off all switches despite of lights, refrigerators or fans.

I do not having conflicts with strangers,
and put my personal security as highest priority.


Hereby I authorize any of you who viewed this statement to have rights to announcing charges
or calling police, once this account does not login for days (legal definition of missing a long time)

Maha namaste. In Lak'ech.


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Notes:

1.The statement CANNOT guarantee your safety.
2.The statement CANNOT avoid incoming life threats.
3.You are your best bodyguard, no one could 100% protect you at any time.
  Keep your senses opened.


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※ 作者: qaz250301 時間: 2014-01-23 15:47:32
※ 編輯: qaz250301 時間: 2014-04-19 13:58:21