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 [XD] 真有人性的 鬼屋

時間 Mon Aug 15 20:27:23 2011




話說我幾個朋友不知道哪來的膽子

4個人衝去京華城最近辦的鬼屋

想當然裡面陰森的氣氛讓人毛骨悚然

進去後  走到個狹小的窄廊.....

後面突然出現三個鬼(殭屍)慢慢逼近我們

口中都發出~~像是惡靈古堡殭屍的聲音

噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~~~~~~

但此時!!!

我們四人前面竟然是個柵欄!!!!!!!!

( ̄□ ̄|||)a

裡面也有個殭屍發出低沉呻吟  伸手出來要抓我們

朋友A: 乾!!   沒有路了阿

朋友B:  阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿(他進鬼屋後幾乎沒睜開眼.....)

   我: 怎麼辦啦??  是要拿小刀劃他?!!!  還是開槍??

朋友C: 靠北阿!!!   後面三個鬼在我旁邊吐氣啦!!!!!!


後面殭屍三人組: 繼續   噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~~~~~~


柵欄裡的殭屍  : 一樣   噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~~~~~~


就這樣  卡關了.........陷入無限的輪迴


就當我們幾乎崩潰時

柵欄裡的殭屍  :噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~@#$@$$!#~~~

                 噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~~~有$#專#$%~~~

                   噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~~右~轉~啦(一樣壓著聲音說)~~~~~~

原來   右手邊有條更窄的小路.........


這..............  這年頭   當鬼都還要有點人性

(  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ

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kennyru04wj4:我笑了= =08/15 20:29
bear3434:謝謝捧場    我就可首po08/15 20:31
cam0679320:鬼還滿可愛的08/15 20:37
rei196:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/15 20:38
turningright:(′‧ω‧‵) 找我08/15 20:41
bear3434:裡面有個鬼  是要在地上用爬的來追你.....08/15 20:44
bear3434:後來我們還問他   這樣會不會累?!!!
qqqqww:右轉 沒人找你...08/15 20:45
bear3434:鬼:噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~揪~添~A~阿~~~~08/15 20:45
Lavchi:鬼:噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~Thanks, 超智~~~~08/15 20:53
zealeliot:想到之前有新聞報說鬼屋裡有女鬼被襲胸 當場嚇跑XD08/15 20:53
cheujimmy:XDDDDD08/15 20:54
synparabola:XDDDDDD08/15 20:54
Hate426:鬼:(  ̄□ ̄)/喔~~喔喔~~喔喔~~喔喔~爪爪08/15 20:55
shaka1aka:= =在你大腿上寫個 "右轉" 好了。。。08/15 20:56
tigerflyer:還好吧不是一直都這樣嗎= =08/15 20:58
tigerflyer:女鬼襲胸哪招...
Chlorine:軌快崩潰了吧08/15 20:58
VMOMOV:感覺最後原PO們是放棄逃跑了XD08/15 21:00
qoo60606:XDDDDDD08/15 21:00
applegood2:累死了快到下一關啦08/15 21:00
o07608:我還以為是黃色鬼屋08/15 21:01
milker:哈哈  好智障  很有畫面XDDD08/15 21:01
hchs31705:XD08/15 21:02
jackhg:這年頭 還有這麼好的鬼08/15 21:02
lavida:靠背, 太好笑了08/15 21:02
afe812:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/15 21:02
samjo:噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~   六點收工了..08/15 21:03
Joejohnz:XDDDDDDDDDD我笑到喘不過氣來啊08/15 21:04
johnyang:XDDDD08/15 21:04
oeg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/15 21:08
cosy:你不轉他會不知道該怎麼辦 XDDDDDD08/15 21:09
arfar:鬼累了08/15 21:09
fomosamonkey:XD08/15 21:10
Refauth:女鬼:媽的啊我是要叫到幾點啊?真是奧客.....08/15 21:11
p310605:以前社團夜教也曾走錯方向 被趴在地上的鬼偷指路線08/15 21:13
Green9527:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/15 21:15
ahinetn123:還有鬼被打的 好衰 XD08/15 21:16
e1q3z9c7:美歹笑08/15 21:17
viviyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/15 21:18
chou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/15 21:19
chad79718:這才是就可~08/15 21:19
Green9527:      笨版   XD08/15 21:19
kevinlin7:我笑了~他看膩你們了吧XD08/15 21:21
hsiao335:XD08/15 21:21
Green9527:借轉笨版XDDDD08/15 21:22
Green9527:轉錄至看板 StupidClown08/15 21:22
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Narusawayui:XDD08/15 21:27
ma19761112:要是我就對他們估嘰估嘰= =08/15 21:31
lovecollyi:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/15 21:33
jmuchxhu:怎麼不早說!08/15 21:34
tallhands:有畫面08/15 21:36
kendawx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/15 21:39
lazydoggy:推 Lavchi:鬼:噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~Thanks,超智.08/15 21:39
lazydoggy:是智超吧XD
crazysun:你們不走 他們就要一直裝狠 裝狠很累的~~08/15 21:40
iboxdoll:好可愛~~08/15 21:40
nvalue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/15 21:43
KuangChao:以前玩的時候鬼也是要我快走!!!XDDD08/15 21:45
honliy:我真的笑了 XDDDDDDDDD08/15 21:46
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killkillkill:就克笨版化 = =08/15 21:50
ken0062:笨版文08/15 21:52
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Ommmmm:卡關好笑XD08/15 21:59
wasky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/15 22:01
forwardds:鬼也是會累的!!08/15 22:01
Green9527:豬肥標:耍很 很累的~~08/15 22:02
OHEDAY123:[超幹]喉嚨都快痛死了 還要帶路08/15 22:04
HareGun:真是有夠可愛的XD08/15 22:07
ll0:我同學(男)嚇到跟鬼說:啊!你敢碰我我就告你!鬼還真的退後兩步08/15 22:08
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watashiD:XDDDDDDDDDDD 鬼:真的很笨...08/15 22:13
h45279802:阿鬼: 幹不要一直卡著好嗎  後面還一排要進來!08/15 22:16
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zaoa3345678:幹超好笑08/15 22:22
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ko74652:幹  笑死了..XDD08/15 22:27
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lwsun:黃色鬼屋店員:噁...啊...噁...右轉結帳08/15 22:33
luke7212:哈哈哈哈右轉啦 你們不轉要我們怎麼演下去啊XDD08/15 22:38
meowmeowgo:看到噁阿就笑了XDDDDDDDD08/15 22:39
bear3434:謝謝各位捧場!!!!!!   XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD08/15 22:42
grace7825:鬼是很NICE的唷 >.^08/15 22:44
TKforever:想到迎新夜教XD08/15 22:47
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harei325:想到黃色鬼屋+108/15 22:54
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kyojason:XDDDDDDDDD 噁啊~~噁啊~~~快沒聲音啦~~~快走啦~~~~08/15 23:09
redblouse:噁~啊...噁~啊...再不快走我的喉嚨都啞啦...噁~啊...08/15 23:10
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entaroadun:噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~~~有$#專#$%~~~~~~~~~~~~~08/15 23:37
gev942:鬼表示:是要走了沒???08/15 23:39
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sinfe:10008/15 23:44
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bear3434:爆了        媽~~~~~~~~~我出運了!~~~~~~~~~08/15 23:50
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kimkimkimkim:XD08/16 00:17
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albertqwer:有笑有推08/16 00:23
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slightwind:推!!08/16 00:29
lingling0000:肚子好痛XDDDDDDD08/16 00:31
idkwts174:為什麼有時候排很久就是因為這樣08/16 00:34
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h94ap4m4:幹   後勁超強    XDDDD08/16 00:42
songboy:幹..看到Lavchi說"Thanks, 超智"就笑了..XD08/16 00:45
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anper:幹 超北七XDD08/16 00:46
songboy:靠 是智超吧 你寫錯了08/16 00:48
Yie:XDDD08/16 00:57
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s006664:話說 路不都直線 怎麼會找不到路=.=08/16 01:21
pipiisking:拿刀劃他  是在惡靈古堡嗎?XD08/16 01:23
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Avatar6:他們也是要下班的啊 XDDD08/16 01:30
pinkeypinkey:XDDDDDD08/16 01:32
bruce3166:XDDDD 好好笑08/16 01:32
※ 編輯: bear3434        來自: 123.192.26.92        (08/16 01:39)
s006664:P謝幫我修文 謝謝喔XD1F 08/16 01:40
persuitof:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD2F 08/16 01:47
a76714andy:XD3F 08/16 01:50
Kinglai:XDDDDD好鬼4F 08/16 01:53
stuiroov:溫馨5F 08/16 02:22
apple74820:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD6F 08/16 02:23
omg2272:當鬼的無奈   我有當過...對迷路的"人類"真的只能這樣7F 08/16 02:28
taintain:好好笑XDDDDDDDD8F 08/16 03:37
roger11182:好鬼9F 08/16 03:42
LatteXS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD10F 08/16 04:29
gotohikaru:沒辦法 要是便秘卡住 後面就進不來了11F 08/16 05:15
egg781:噁阿~~~噁阿~~噁阿~~~%^&把紅寶石#!@#鑲在雕像上啦~~噁阿12F 08/16 05:28
hot1212:哈哈哈!!  看到右轉啦就噴了XDD13F 08/16 05:42
yamacha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD14F 08/16 06:15
celipliz:→ turningright:(′‧ω‧‵) 找我15F 08/16 06:50
cbate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD16F 08/16 06:58
witness0828:鬼不是鬼 就只是個NPC17F 08/16 07:04
a12602183136:XDDD18F 08/16 08:21
t11437:我看到原PO說用小刀嘴角就失守了XDDDDDD19F 08/16 10:24
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tf201770:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD22F 08/16 12:51
s9006028:XD23F 08/16 13:30
sevalway:讓我想到銀魂= ="24F 08/16 14:59
fukoff:幹你娘笑死了25F 08/16 15:06
ElvesDaniel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD26F 08/16 15:24
punkdog:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD27F 08/16 16:19
rita00164:太可愛了吧XDDDDDDDD28F 08/16 16:57
jay111101:氣不夠~~~氣不夠~~~~氣不夠29F 08/16 17:00
crueangel:你一直不走,他也很麻煩啊  XD30F 08/16 17:43
kimimskimi:幹 想到夜教學弟妹嚇到不敢往前走  走還走錯方向...31F 08/16 17:59
kimimskimi:害我還要靠近他們叫他們往這邊走...

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1樓 時間: 2012-09-02 12:05:46 (台灣)
  09-02 12:05 TW
以前也有當過鬼,只能說好累陣好臭,一堆人又不懂路,還要指給他們看= = 很蠢
2樓 時間: 2012-10-09 23:36:46 (台灣)
+1 10-09 23:36 TW
他大概在想說你們哪時候才要走,他們叫得快累死了XD
3樓 時間: 2013-02-21 11:28:45 (台灣)
  02-21 11:28 TW
哈哈好好笑
4樓 時間: 2013-03-08 11:54:33 (台灣)
  03-08 11:54 TW
這鬼太讚了~右轉啦:))))
5樓 時間: 2013-11-11 11:17:57 (台灣)
  11-11 11:17 TW
右轉啦.....
哈哈哈哈.....推
6樓 時間: 2014-01-02 17:46:44 (台灣)
  01-02 17:46 TW
有笑有推~~XDDD
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