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 Re: [囧rz]總統玉照

時間 Sat Jun  2 17:53:26 2012


※ 引述《daisyning (不能再沉溺下去了)》之銘言:
: 網上看到的,一名陸生寫信給馬英九(慎﹗簡體字)
: http://i.imgur.com/kVOn2.jpg
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: 很快收到回信了﹗﹗
: http://i.imgur.com/cWBtf.jpg
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: 信里說
: http://i.imgur.com/3fhP0.jpg
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: 隨信附上
: http://i.imgur.com/RuVPx.jpg
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: 果真是玉照orz

想看折疊後的玉照長怎樣嗎?

猜猜要怎樣折疊才會好看?

請看









http://ppt.cc/8lA_
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 老張請他吃頓飯 喝的少了他不幹 他說                                        
 俺們那嘎都是東北人 俺們那嘎特產高麗蔘                翠花 上酸菜    
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WhiteWhale:                  【上新聞了】06/03 00:54
anper:XDDDDDDDD06/03 01:03
「總統玉照請摺疊」馬英九變臉化身王金平、檢場綜合體 | ETtoday政治新聞 | ETtoday 新聞雲
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日前一位就讀台科大的陸生寫信給總統府,希望能拿到馬英九總統的簽名照,以此證明馬英九比大陸官員親民。總統府發揮效率,很快回覆給該位陸生,並在信封強調「內有玉照禁止摺疊」,而引來討論。有網友就發揮創意,實際模擬「玉照遭摺疊」的模樣,結果竟出現了笑臉與囧臉兩種版本,讓人看了為之噴飯,還有人形容,「笑臉像王金平;囧臉像檢場,也像王世堅」。 ...
 
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san009:把總統變這麼喜感,意圖護航~~~06/03 01:11
waterydan:小心收到小禮物阿XD06/03 01:26
escape54321:e04 笑死我了06/03 01:44
trtc:希望你不是那個要照片的人。說真的,撇開政治不談06/03 01:45
trtc:跟對方要了照片,實在不應該這樣處理照片,畢竟這是一種尊重
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dcqip:大笑XDDDDD06/03 20:30
mdkn35:第一張是王金平?y06/03 22:48
arickal:....06/03 22:58
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OHMYJEHOVAH:害我喝水岔氣幹06/04 00:35
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Dancekwang:這用簡單的繪圖軟體可以做XDD 跟以前鈔票上國父一樣XDD06/04 05:39
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iceafu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD06/06 01:35

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為什麼被扭曲過的 比原本的好看多了
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XD
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