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看板 StupidClown
作者 donhow (DONHOW)
標題 Re: [大哭]看個眼科真的丟臉死...
時間 Fri Mar 22 17:51:59 2013



 這故事讓我憶起了那段求學中的故事了....

 話說原PO在就學時,因為住宿苦悶常跟室友相聚聊天

 某日,原PO朋友毛哥拿了一瓶混濁的暗黃色液體的來聊天


 毛哥說了:這瓶是我老家那邊寄來的私釀酒,聽說超補的,一拿到就來你這邊

           夠朋友吧!!

 聽到毛哥這番話,人在異鄉求學的我,想著:真的是在家靠父母,出外靠朋友呀!


 眼眶就偷偷地流下兩滴眼淚....


 不多說拿起電話摳了住在附近的幾個酒肉友,準備好下酒菜,準備開喝!!


 喝了兩三杯一邊聊天一邊喝酒,好不愜意~~~

 過沒多久!!!天地變色!!!人生就馬上變成了一片黑色!!!


 我哭了,我大喊著:毛哥!!你他媽的帶假酒來,我看不到了!!快!快!幫我叫

 救護車!!!

 其他人也哭喊著,說他們也看不到了,那個景象真的很悲慘~~~我哭了


 然後就聽到隔壁宿舍的人大喊:

 凎!!!他媽的停電!!!!!

       凎!!!他媽的停電!!!!!

              凎!!!他媽的停電!!!!!


 這就是729全台大停電時發生的蠢事......





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KATTE:哈哈哈哈1F 03/22 18:15
a2132176:停電時請勿喝酒?2F 03/22 18:27
Cruised:有笑有推3F 03/22 18:33
blue1232:XD~4F 03/22 18:36
irislynn:XDDDD5F 03/22 18:53
windmaster:夠白痴的,停電跟眼瞎都分不清~6F 03/22 18:57
tommy666:那畫面很有趣XD7F 03/22 19:32
mrcat:哈哈哈!8F 03/22 20:12
mrcat:讓我想到「重慶完啦~~ 一片漆黑~~~完啦~~(哭)」
ninichu:哈哈哈真的好白癡噢!10F 03/22 20:14
CFfisher:XDDDDD11F 03/22 20:19
sunone:好好笑XD12F 03/22 20:31
Jocelyn624:在捷運上憋笑好痛苦XDDDDD13F 03/22 20:33
jnf72727:超好笑XDDDD14F 03/22 20:38
wltbb:真的喝到這麼茫嗎XDDDDDD15F 03/22 20:42
Lyy:重慶完啦~~ 一片漆黑~~~~\QAQQQ\三/QQQAQ/16F 03/22 20:45
kimuranene:哈哈哈哈哈哈,有笨!17F 03/22 20:53
answer1213:XDDDDDDDD18F 03/22 20:55
gary67:有笑有推19F 03/22 20:55
suninrain:1哈哈哈20F 03/22 20:57
kayainoue84:我笑了21F 03/22 20:59
yingsiou:XDDDDDD22F 03/22 21:01
CPice:哈哈哈哈哈23F 03/22 21:03
yuisgood:XDDDDD24F 03/22 21:12
JONES0816:XDDD25F 03/22 21:12
icewerwolf:喝酒果然會變呆XDDDDD26F 03/22 21:15
toddchen:我框噹馬上賞他兩巴掌27F 03/22 21:15
wendy12938:哈哈哈哈哈28F 03/22 21:17
PGang:有笑給推XDDDDD29F 03/22 21:18
Hans14:XDDD 太巧了! <( ̄ㄧ ̄ )30F 03/22 21:20
asdf12169:哪裡來這麼威的假酒阿 XDD31F 03/22 21:23
ffaarr:XDDDDDDDDD32F 03/22 21:23
pierrere:毛哥,應該也被自己嚇歪33F 03/22 21:27
kamechu:XDDDDDDD34F 03/22 21:27
YIDAN:超白癡XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD35F 03/22 21:29
newjackle:哪有這麼速效的啦XDDD36F 03/22 21:30
e8672596:XDDDDDD37F 03/22 21:32
jyc17:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD38F 03/22 21:34
nana5205:甲醇XDDDDDDDDDDD39F 03/22 21:35
elle:真瞎XD40F 03/22 21:39
rushinhoward:這藥效未免也太快了XDDD!!41F 03/22 21:41
ChuChuBonne:我肚子好痛 好好笑42F 03/22 21:43
rafifish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD43F 03/22 21:51
hearfei:XDDDDDDDDD44F 03/22 21:55
ink31267:這麼有效絕對是居家旅行殺人滅口必備良藥45F 03/22 21:55
seadog00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈哈  超北七46F 03/22 21:56
odin0204:好笨XDD47F 03/22 21:58
dihaha16:XDDDDD48F 03/22 21:59
angelshao:笑到快哭出來 肚子好痛!!!!49F 03/22 22:00
oomomo:已哭50F 03/22 22:01
vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好白痴....51F 03/22 22:05
dcoog7880:停電的時候 真的是全黑無誤52F 03/22 22:10
midnightsnow:他當然一片漆黑!!他忘了開門了!!53F 03/22 22:15
lb774579:XDDDDD54F 03/22 22:21
LonelyLove:幹XDDDDDDDDDDD笑死XDDD55F 03/22 22:23
mu1007:症狀也太同時了吧XDDDDDDD56F 03/22 22:27
snail25:是要笑死誰阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD57F 03/22 22:33
h2894675:超有戲XD58F 03/22 22:36
viwriter:好有畫面,也太瞎 XDDDDDD59F 03/22 22:37
Lunachen:XD60F 03/22 22:39
pipijing:想到黃大瑋-->城市一片漆黑~~(中間跳過)你把我灌醉~~61F 03/22 22:45
w660:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD62F 03/22 22:47
THH:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD   肚子好痛63F 03/22 22:47
Nyrus:是在笨什麼啦XDDDDDDDDD64F 03/22 22:56
wsd061993:這太好笑了哈哈哈哈哈哈65F 03/22 22:58
djinn:哈哈哈...66F 03/22 23:00
holysea:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD67F 03/22 23:05
aways:也太巧了吧XDDDDDD68F 03/22 23:07
josh1234562:這個後勁好強阿XD69F 03/22 23:08
jgkd:阿哈哈哈哈哈70F 03/22 23:15
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Xanvious:幹,笑死XDDDDDDD72F 03/22 23:20
age0fempire3:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD73F 03/22 23:22
cherrykoala:太好笑了 XDD74F 03/22 23:23
Rainbow1014:讚啦!75F 03/22 23:25
HumuHumu:為甚麼沒爆76F 03/22 23:25
yclo:XDDDD77F 03/22 23:27
yuu101:超好笑78F 03/22 23:30
ownxyz:真的哭了喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDy79F 03/22 23:32
JOJOttt:超好笑XDDDDDDDDD80F 03/22 23:34
prettysasa:這太扯了81F 03/22 23:34
ilikegch:笑死 XDDDDDDDDDDDD82F 03/22 23:35
chncheng:這真的蠻好笑的XDDDDDDD83F 03/22 23:37
babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDD84F 03/22 23:43
skyboy0804:哈><85F 03/22 23:48
BBBroflovski:XDDDDDD86F 03/22 23:49
dfg22200q:超好笑的啦假酒XDXD87F 03/22 23:50
memalina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD88F 03/22 23:50
pansonican1:XDDDDDDDD89F 03/22 23:53
tingtingwan:超智障XDDDDDDDDD90F 03/22 23:54
allen2631:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD91F 03/22 23:59
a05263:有笑有推哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈92F 03/23 00:04
x007:假酒的藥效也太強了93F 03/23 00:04
sillywhoever:咦? 我剛有貼一個"夠智障!我推!"耶...到哪去了!?94F 03/23 00:06
jctron:XDDDDDDDD95F 03/23 00:12
sharkimage:XD96F 03/23 00:17
summer201:XDDDDDDD97F 03/23 00:17
ponguy:XD98F 03/23 00:19
wowkg21: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD99F 03/23 00:20
Aodhan:北七什麼啦XDDDDDDDDD100F 03/23 00:20
Ephraim:毛哥: 怎麼我也喝到假酒了??101F 03/23 00:21
Yenscofield:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD102F 03/23 00:26
ROCAF:話說有在宿舍遇到729大停電也不年輕了耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD103F 03/23 00:28
Lanzar:猛成這樣  哈哈哈104F 03/23 00:46
greenlack:XDDDDDDDDDDDD105F 03/23 00:47
blue33198:哈哈~我笑翻了106F 03/23 00:54
wju1230:XDDDDDDDDDD107F 03/23 00:59
pop8020:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太好笑了108F 03/23 01:03
brown643:XDDDDDDDDDDDD109F 03/23 01:05
p3w20019151:幹XDDDDDDD太北七啦XDDD110F 03/23 01:21
Shona:北七哦XDDDDDD111F 03/23 01:28
trace:爆!112F 03/23 01:29
tracyb860627:太北七了XDDDDDDDDD113F 03/23 01:33
aaating:這太白痴了哈哈哈哈哈哈114F 03/23 01:36
eidolE:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD115F 03/23 01:41
withfrog:幹 這三小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD116F 03/23 01:51
waynex:金北爛XD117F 03/23 02:09
vincang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD118F 03/23 02:12
shyuanyiing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD119F 03/23 02:20
catshouse:很好笑XDDDDDD120F 03/23 02:29
angel791022:還大家一起説看不到了,哈哈121F 03/23 02:29
preter0824:靠杯,這也太好笑了122F 03/23 02:34
zihoh:XDDDDDD123F 03/23 02:37
i5063002im:這太好笑了XDDDDDDD124F 03/23 02:39
thehumanism:太好笑了吧哈哈哈哈哈哈125F 03/23 02:42
jiejar:太智障了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD126F 03/23 03:35
baddman:哈哈哈哈  假酒嚇死人  有笑有推127F 03/23 03:44
Dreamlgw:0口0....128F 03/23 03:58
workaphile:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD129F 03/23 04:26
tallhands:沒事,老田他自個滑一跤130F 03/23 04:54
believejoy:哈哈哈哈XD131F 03/23 05:28
no4:這個超猛的 要我也會這樣想132F 03/23 05:43
honeyred:笑到趴桌上XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD133F 03/23 05:48
bubunari:XDDDDDD134F 03/23 07:01
loading1:COOL135F 03/23 09:13
pantheress:這也太好笑XDDD136F 03/23 09:16
ee430:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD137F 03/23 09:31
lancelord:我笑翻.....哈哈哈哈y138F 03/23 09:37
touchbird:超好笑139F 03/23 09:58
Crocodile119:喝到假酒眼睛應該會很痛140F 03/23 10:09
idkfa123456:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XD141F 03/23 10:25
nielle:這太好笑了阿 XDDDDDDDDD142F 03/23 10:31
FSME:那瓶酒叫挖爛地嗎?143F 03/23 10:45
v00001:XD144F 03/23 10:48
by216:XD145F 03/23 13:53
easygg:XDDDD146F 03/23 14:15
kmuba:圖書館鱉笑好想死147F 03/23 15:40
ak48:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑瘋了148F 03/23 15:53
youaremydear:XDDDDDDDDD149F 03/23 15:56
formosa90:XDDDD150F 03/23 16:14
lingling0000:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你醉了151F 03/23 16:21
Irisshy:真的是喝茫了你們╮(╯▽╰)╭152F 03/23 16:31
kusoyaya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD153F 03/23 17:20
seki0424:超好笑XDDDDDDDDD154F 03/23 17:22
kokohu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD155F 03/23 17:33
Samueliscool:XDDD156F 03/23 17:39
hate56:靠杯是發生了什麼事XDDDD157F 03/23 17:43
yui96816:有笑有推XDDD158F 03/23 18:57
swallow73:私家釀的酒沒有設備把危險的成份濾盡,還是不要喝為妙...159F 03/23 19:17
chiutiau:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑倒160F 03/23 19:40
newnewer:太爆笑了!!!!!!!161F 03/23 21:09
emHong:假酒XDDDD162F 03/23 21:14
how20:XDXDXDXDXDXD163F 03/23 21:15
happy30268:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了!!!!164F 03/24 00:04
yesman2210:靠杯 笑死我了XDDDDDD165F 03/24 00:19
hans0917:讓我笑到精神都來了!166F 03/24 01:12
ElvesDaniel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD167F 03/24 01:34
haotim2009:不推不行了168F 03/24 01:35
lonlife99:XDDDDDDDDDDD169F 03/24 01:36
tryit0902:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD170F 03/24 02:54
yingshadow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD靠哈哈哈哈哈哈171F 03/24 02:58
ZGY:xd172F 03/24 11:15
gn00063172:太寶了XDD173F 03/24 11:28
pigangel999:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD174F 03/24 12:05
tingvictor:這三小xd175F 03/24 12:16
todaies:XDDDDDD176F 03/24 12:20
gemini2010:超低能啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD177F 03/24 12:43
XiaoV:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD178F 03/24 14:00
misu2718:今天笨版都好好笑179F 03/24 14:30
lucas01:XDD180F 03/24 17:56
thasi:笑到流淚181F 03/24 19:09
jcchiou:XDDDDDDDDDDDD182F 03/24 21:10
yurum3bj3:哈哈好傻好天真xDDD183F 03/24 21:49
hample:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD184F 03/24 21:54
a2006032329:哈哈哈哈哈 超好笑185F 03/24 23:17
eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD186F 03/25 08:33
john73:肚子很痛187F 03/25 16:34
pon1128:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD188F 03/25 16:49
johnyy:xd189F 03/25 21:29
snaketsai:有畫面XDDDDDDD 但是私釀酒真的要小心190F 03/25 22:41
Yie:XDDD191F 03/26 00:37
s990407:超好笑哈哈哈哈哈192F 03/26 02:10
Dix123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWTF193F 03/26 09:21
kaorustyle:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈假酒哈哈哈194F 03/26 11:59
hyhjcjy:超瞎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD195F 03/26 12:32
kaworuna:真心低b  XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD196F 03/27 13:57
aacs0130:XDDDDDDDDDDDD197F 03/27 19:41
cmid05:XDDDDDDD198F 03/28 00:15
iwjkbyrumb:哈哈哈!超有畫面的啦!((公司上班中憋笑.....真痛苦!199F 03/28 09:47
x9987kkzx:笑翻了XDD200F 03/28 14:27
fromwilda:XD201F 03/28 16:25
dolphin15:真的太好笑了XDDDDDDD202F 03/28 20:06
milkvampire:大笑不止啦哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!203F 03/29 15:02

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2樓 時間: 2013-03-22 21:29:15 (台灣)
  03-22 21:29 TW
好有畫面XDDDDDDDDDD
3樓 時間: 2013-03-22 21:55:34 (台灣)
  03-22 21:55 TW
好好笑!!
6樓 時間: 2013-03-22 22:39:13 (台灣)
  03-22 22:39 TW
幹!   公沙小XDD
7樓 時間: 2013-03-22 22:39:59 (台灣)
  03-22 22:39 TW
靠.....哈哈哈哈哈哈
8樓 時間: 2013-03-22 22:50:14 (台灣)
  03-22 22:50 TW
這一定要推的!
9樓 時間: 2013-03-22 22:55:40 (台灣)
  03-22 22:55 TW
有笑有推 立馬噴笑XD
10樓 時間: 2013-03-22 23:09:28 (台灣)
  03-22 23:09 TW
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
12樓 時間: 2013-03-22 23:16:59 (台灣)
  03-22 23:16 TW
毛哥 XDDDDD
13樓 時間: 2013-03-22 23:18:58 (台灣)
  03-22 23:18 TW
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑到整個身體狂抖
15樓 時間: 2013-03-22 23:21:07 (台灣)
  03-22 23:21 TW
有笑有推
16樓 時間: 2013-03-22 23:23:17 (台灣)
  03-22 23:23 TW
笑翻了XDDDDD
17樓 時間: 2013-03-22 23:27:15 (台灣)
  03-22 23:27 TW
笑慘了XDDDDDDD
19樓 時間: 2013-03-22 23:31:13 (台灣)
  03-22 23:31 TW
唉...喝茫了嗎?
20樓 時間: 2013-03-22 23:40:09 (台灣)
  03-22 23:40 TW
也太巧了 哈哈哈
22樓 時間: 2013-03-23 00:12:50 (台灣)
  03-23 00:12 TW
有讓我笑到~
23樓 時間: 2013-03-23 00:14:09 (台灣)
  03-23 00:14 TW
哈哈 也太好笑了! 喝酒腦袋真的會打結
24樓 時間: 2013-03-23 00:20:25 (美國)
  03-23 00:20 US
XDDD
25樓 時間: 2013-03-23 00:24:06 (台灣)
  03-23 00:24 TW
有笑有推...XD
26樓 時間: 2013-03-23 00:36:58 (台灣)
  03-23 00:36 TW
為啥立刻想到假酒啊 超好笑的啦XDDDDDD
29樓 時間: 2013-03-23 00:54:58 (台灣)
  03-23 00:54 TW
XDDDDDDDDD
30樓 時間: 2013-03-23 01:32:42 (台灣)
  03-23 01:32 TW
毛哥整個都毛了
31樓 時間: 2013-03-23 03:45:31 (台灣)
  03-23 03:45 TW
害我在休息室裡笑出聲了啦‼(還好只有我一人)
32樓 時間: 2013-03-23 08:02:15 (台灣)
  03-23 08:02 TW
有笑有推~~
33樓 時間: 2013-03-23 08:15:17 (台灣)
  03-23 08:15 TW
哈哈哈..白痴...
34樓 時間: 2013-03-23 08:44:06 (台灣)
  03-23 08:44 TW
再怎麼暗也沒暗成這樣吧
35樓 時間: 2013-03-23 09:11:16 (台灣)
  03-23 09:11 TW
我不爭氣的笑了
37樓 時間: 2013-03-23 12:04:17 (台灣)
  03-23 12:04 TW
醉了醉了~~
38樓 時間: 2013-03-23 13:41:10 (台灣)
  03-23 13:41 TW
好好笑XDD
39樓 時間: 2013-03-23 15:42:03 (台灣)
  03-23 15:42 TW
40樓 時間: 2013-03-23 22:18:52 (台灣)
  03-23 22:18 TW
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
41樓 時間: 2013-03-23 23:32:57 (台灣)
  03-23 23:32 TW
哭撒小XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
42樓 時間: 2013-03-24 04:08:26 (台灣)
  03-24 04:08 TW
可見整個喝茫了 哈哈
43樓 時間: 2013-03-24 15:55:10 (台灣)
  03-24 15:55 TW
假酒XDDD
44樓 時間: 2013-03-25 17:37:03 (台灣)
  03-25 17:37 TW
哈哈哈笑出來了XD
45樓 時間: 2013-03-26 13:27:49 (台灣)
  03-26 13:27 TW
哈哈哈XDD \
46樓 時間: 2013-03-26 13:28:13 (台灣)
  03-26 13:28 TW
戳中我的笑點
47樓 時間: 2013-03-26 18:34:42 (台灣)
  03-26 18:34 TW
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
48樓 時間: 2013-03-28 13:56:20 (台灣)
  03-28 13:56 TW
XDDDDDDDDD假酒
49樓 時間: 2013-03-30 21:53:13 (台灣)
  03-30 21:53 TW
笑死人啦!~哈哈哈~XDDD
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