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 [轉錄][笑話] 湖中女神

時間 Sat Jul  9 22:05:19 2011



作者: HAHAcomet (奪牌!) 看板: joke
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有一天,馬英九、吳敦義、蔡英文到湖邊談判

結果蔡英文不小心掉進湖裡

片刻...

女神緩緩浮出

問道︰「你們掉的是金英文、銀英文還是蔡英文?」

不等馬英九回答,吳敦義就搶著說:「蔡英文! 我們掉的是蔡英文!!!」











女神聽了,讚賞地說:「吳敦義你很誠實......





話還沒說完,馬英九就笑死了








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w1230319:12345678907/08 20:10
fleeaaa:未看先猜 話還沒說完,馬英九就笑死了07/08 20:11
Joejohnz:靠北最後一句真是太強了XDDDD07/08 20:16
g96249624:我........看不懂@!@07/08 20:18
hudson109:倒數第二句就很好笑07/08 20:19
clavi:白賊義...07/08 20:21
alone10350:白賊義XDDDDDDDDD07/08 20:23
Workforme:好笑 XDDDDDDD07/08 20:24
Hateson:..........XDDDDDDDDDDD07/08 20:27
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bmans:XDDDDDDDDDDDD07/08 20:34
fleeaaa:紅的明顯 未看先猜 2F救援成功07/08 20:35
fm17:必須無視特定id07/08 20:35
ghghfftjack:樓上你這不是理了嘛?07/08 20:41
GoldX5:於是英文失蹤,阿久笑死,敦義當選總統,可喜可賀  (劇終)07/08 20:41
junyanlee:好靠背   一看到最後一句就笑了07/08 20:44
CSmonkey:XD07/08 20:45
chungyiju:XDDD07/08 20:46
kimimskimi:還不錯  XD07/08 20:52
way1214:想了五秒 笑了07/08 20:56
l5566:有梗!07/08 20:58
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a31670323:XD07/08 21:07
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j003862001:今晚的噓沒有極限07/08 21:11
dinosmomo:超展開07/08 21:11
didamoon:還滿好笑的07/08 21:11
sleep123:時事梗!07/08 21:12
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icepet0015:與事實不合= =吳敦義是白賊,但他不是白癡好嗎07/08 21:19
p310605:笑點是= =?07/08 21:19
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XDboy:XDDDDDDDD07/08 21:34
lovekangin:XDDDDDDD07/08 21:35
jimohya:超靠北XDD07/08 21:50
sniper2824:幹XDDDDDDDDD07/08 21:51
pedobear:靠背XDDD07/08 21:52
Jehova:雖是政治文但是好笑!07/08 21:58
sandyclaws:大家理一下fleeaaa吧 有點替他感到空虛07/08 22:01
tigerflyer:欸我看不懂= =07/08 22:02
ya410187:酸到一個靠北XD07/08 22:06
pololo61201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/08 22:07
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creamteas:馬:沒有拉~.<  (娘掰)07/08 22:14
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teddy7166:XDDD07/08 22:20
eco100:結局好棒 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/08 22:29
jayhang:XDDDDD07/08 22:32
quwuwudkdk:XD     fleeaaa好強唷  竟然猜到耶 ^^07/08 22:56
tommy2474578:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/08 23:01
ilyvonne:馬英九怎麼可以笑自己的副手 好機掰的哏XD07/08 23:11
waterydan:馬囧跟吳敦義怎會說掉的是蔡英文...這樣會回來三個對手07/08 23:18
jyrpg:XDDD  比較幽默的政治文07/08 23:22
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hamasakino:XDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好久沒聽到自己的大笑聲07/08 23:40
p3625650:我也看不懂...07/08 23:42
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hawls:我看懂了!!!!!!!!!!超好笑!07/08 23:43
b080jason:XDD07/09 00:07
b080jason:推
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WEIKUNG:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD想了一下   然後我就狂嘯了07/09 01:19
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