顯示廣告
隱藏 ✕
回列表(←)
Disp BBS guest 註冊 登入(i) 線上人數: 668
首頁(home) 上頁(↑) 下頁(↓) 末頁(end)
看板 StupidClown
作者 lovecindy (lovecindy)
標題 [無言] 當兵時的兩位超級天兵
時間 Thu May 12 17:28:09 2011

       板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退!
==========================================================================
本故事是我親哥哥當兵時連上發生的真人真事絕對不是亂編

話說我哥當兵時寢室是約30個人一起睡的

當過兵的都知道起床是要摺棉被的(原PO海陸的沒折過A A)

因為當時是夏天

所以有很多人都不想打開棉被就直接睡了

這樣隔天早上可以爭取多一點時間盥洗

當時有兩位連上的弟兄也是抱持這種想法

不過他們的想法更為先進

他們是連床單都不想要去碰到以免被叮內務

所以這兩位阿兵選擇了其中的兩個空床直接睡下去了

誰知道當晚有幹部來查勤

核對一下床頭名牌發現這兩位不該睡在該床的阿兵

於是先叫其中一隻起來問為什麼要睡這邊?

阿兵A的回答很妙:報告班長!!因為我有感冒!!我不想要傳染給左右的弟兄!!
                所以才擅自睡到這邊!!

班長:恩恩.....,但是你感冒還不蓋被子?去拿!!明天請參一幫你開假單去看病!!

於是阿兵A就在酷熱的夏天蓋上被子睡覺....

這時在一旁的阿兵B因為有聽到所以相當緊張....

因為感冒的理由已經被阿兵A用完了

所以在短短的幾秒以內他必須想出另外一個理由

這時班長來到他床前把阿兵B叫醒問他為什麼睡在這邊?

阿兵B先不講話

後來他出現了難以置信的舉動

他雙手交叉抱著胸口

整個身體微微的顫抖

嘴巴也不停的呢喃:























我為什麼在這邊??我為什麼在這邊??我為什麼在這邊??

聽說隔天他被強制送到附近廟宇收驚................

--
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 114.32.230.205
推 hetone:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD1F 05/12 17:32
推 fishqo:太戲劇性人格了!!!!!2F 05/12 17:36
推 atropos:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD3F 05/12 17:42
推 tassadar1:靠!! XDDDDDDDDD4F 05/12 17:42
推 tochi:真是太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDD5F 05/12 17:45
推 lmu99:XDDDDDDDD6F 05/12 17:55
推 byon1009:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD7F 05/12 17:56
推 s1290272:有笑有推8F 05/12 17:59
※ wk0205:轉錄至看板 Militarylife                                  05/12 17:59
推 wk0205:XDDDDD  轉至軍旅版9F 05/12 18:00
推 MIN1001:XDDDDDDDDDDDD10F 05/12 18:42
推 Jumble:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD11F 05/12 18:43
推 sonozakimion:囧12F 05/12 18:44
推 berly15:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD13F 05/12 18:44
→ starfairy:人在危難時會激發出裡人格...XDDDDDDDDD14F 05/12 18:45
推 chiick:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD15F 05/12 18:47
推 sophia225513:有笑有推XDDDD16F 05/12 18:48
推 shinshong:夏天改涼被吧?17F 05/12 18:50
推 ibook0102:人在危險的時果然是會激發潛力XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD18F 05/12 18:50
推 pljck:這.....19F 05/12 18:51
推 aa890051:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD20F 05/12 18:51
推 neyuki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD21F 05/12 18:52
推 isaws:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD22F 05/12 18:52
→ G2S:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD23F 05/12 18:53
推 eeffoc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD24F 05/12 18:54
推 dadalove:XDDDDDDD大笑25F 05/12 18:54
推 Syoshinsya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD26F 05/12 18:55
推 isaws:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD27F 05/12 18:55
推 zadla2002:XDDDDDDDDDDD28F 05/12 18:59
推 ncudog:有笑有推 xDDDDDDDD29F 05/12 19:00
推 shihchingpo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD30F 05/12 19:01
推 your135:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD31F 05/12 19:01
推 atobela:XDDDDDDDD32F 05/12 19:04
推 w310754:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD33F 05/12 19:05
推 epicedium:有笑有推ww34F 05/12 19:07
推 jkc0312:夏天蓋軍毯喔35F 05/12 19:08
→ hacoolman:XD36F 05/12 19:09
→ Jason0326:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD37F 05/12 19:11
推 PerdueFala:太北七了38F 05/12 19:13
推 kyo72110:XDDDDDDDD39F 05/12 19:18
推 aoikimi:不天兵阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD反應一流40F 05/12 19:21
推 kennyru04wj4:他不會笑場嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD41F 05/12 19:21
→ cbr1000hrc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD42F 05/12 19:23
推 kenshin078:很聰明啊www43F 05/12 19:25
推 tp950016:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD44F 05/12 19:25
推 alin771217:後勁太強了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD45F 05/12 19:27
推 annie800601:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD46F 05/12 19:27
推 Larc8134:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD47F 05/12 19:29
推 pqroo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD48F 05/12 19:29
推 rainsong:有笑有推49F 05/12 19:32
推 xk1a4u:強阿50F 05/12 19:35
推 ffaarr:XDDDDD這應該算「聰明」吧XDDDDDD51F 05/12 19:35
推 adware0105:神52F 05/12 19:36
推 zakinbee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD53F 05/12 19:36
推 flere:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD54F 05/12 19:36
推 saintmagic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD55F 05/12 19:37
推 easyattack:XDDDD 借問海陸為啥沒折過??56F 05/12 19:37
推 various4268:有天份XD57F 05/12 19:37
→ lovecindy:海陸都是用睡袋58F 05/12 19:38
推 mozoe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD59F 05/12 19:38
推 bulb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD60F 05/12 19:39
推 criky:XD61F 05/12 19:40
推 avrilrock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑62F 05/12 19:41
推 SS24:笑翻了 後勁好強  XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD63F 05/12 19:43
推 judogirl:真是個人才！XD64F 05/12 19:44
推 niylove:XD~~~~~~~~~~~~害我笑到流口水了!!!!65F 05/12 19:45
推 Snowman:XDDDD66F 05/12 19:47
推 circler:後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD67F 05/12 19:49
推 AirFD:X D68F 05/12 19:50
推 simon711203:裝笑維  來這套 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD69F 05/12 19:52
推 mipaup6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD這演技XDDDD70F 05/12 19:53
推 fukoff:幹你娘這連報告班長都沒這麼鳥...71F 05/12 19:53
推 ilyjj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD72F 05/12 19:54
推 shachine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD73F 05/12 19:55
推 Daredevil316:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd74F 05/12 19:57
推 qaz0329816:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD75F 05/12 19:58
推 pdas33456:XDDDDDDDDDDDD76F 05/12 19:59
推 lonlife99:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD77F 05/12 20:01
推 cuvy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD78F 05/12 20:02
推 rosemary:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD79F 05/12 20:04
推 jack778:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD80F 05/12 20:04
推 gutright:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD81F 05/12 20:05
推 mydeargf:XDDDDDDD 這才叫故事嘛 XDDDDDDD82F 05/12 20:05
推 kexi0711:他以後有考慮進演藝圈嗎 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD83F 05/12 20:06
推 ning0201:人才84F 05/12 20:08
推 BanBan612:XDDDDDDD笑翻85F 05/12 20:09
推 Rainbow1069:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD86F 05/12 20:11
推 cjw0406:好笑!!!XXD87F 05/12 20:12
推 s30431:長官~~~~~窩在打麻將~~~~~~88F 05/12 20:12
推 oXnXo:哈哈哈哈 真強 哪來的創意XDDDDDDDD89F 05/12 20:14
推 goldshower:笑到肚子好痛XD90F 05/12 20:15
推 aprildsit:有笑有推  哈哈  這後勁很強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD91F 05/12 20:15
推 ab304044:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD92F 05/12 20:17
推 fakename:有這麼好笑嗎???只有我覺得不好笑嗎?93F 05/12 20:18
噓 Tiiek:唬爛  長官聚賭? 打麻將阿94F 05/12 20:24
推 bjack123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD95F 05/12 20:25
→ FuYen:不好笑+196F 05/12 20:25
推 milker:看起來滿會演的97F 05/12 20:29
推 hazlyn:笑翻XD 借我轉98F 05/12 20:30
推 miyokuki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD99F 05/12 20:31
推 smallay7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD100F 05/12 20:31
推 lyic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD101F 05/12 20:33
推 cj96su04:有畫面XD102F 05/12 20:34
推 dafeiiiii:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD103F 05/12 20:34
推 dnsb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了104F 05/12 20:37
推 iea200189:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD105F 05/12 20:38
推 waft:超好笑~106F 05/12 20:39
推 a07086:XD107F 05/12 20:40
推 livtyler0828:XDDDDDDDD108F 05/12 20:41
推 SNLee:XDDDXDD109F 05/12 20:42
推 adcde:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD110F 05/12 20:42
推 Daredevil316:Bump!111F 05/12 20:43
推 fefeLiu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD112F 05/12 20:43
推 dream2011:超有畫面的XDDD113F 05/12 20:43
推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD114F 05/12 20:45
推 b851131:太天兵了吧XDDDD115F 05/12 20:48
推 elsa50320:好聰明唷XDDDDDDDDDD116F 05/12 20:48
推 dreamnyanya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD117F 05/12 20:48
推 jeje27272003:XDDDDDDDDDD118F 05/12 20:49
推 devil2085:這裡真的是笨版嗎XDDDDD119F 05/12 20:50
推 jimwjma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD120F 05/12 20:51
推 ajacky:太屌啦!!!121F 05/12 20:53
推 harryboy23:B好厲害....122F 05/12 20:54
推 huskyrabbit:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD123F 05/12 20:54
推 quion:好好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD124F 05/12 20:56
→ memory1024:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD125F 05/12 20:56
推 QQnever:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD126F 05/12 20:58
推 hermitdruid:XD127F 05/12 20:59
推 drusilla:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD128F 05/12 21:01
推 p78533578:B的臨場反應不錯耶。我猜沒多久會被藝人抄去講。XDDD129F 05/12 21:05
推 MusicShow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD130F 05/12 21:10
推 qq1217:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD131F 05/12 21:14
推 cho2328:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD132F 05/12 21:18
推 putout:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD133F 05/12 21:22
推 djye772002:有笑有推XDDDDDDDD134F 05/12 21:26
推 zba87fg63:我笑的好累135F 05/12 21:27
推 hatsmoke:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD136F 05/12 21:28
推 cybeth:XDDDDD137F 05/12 21:33
推 CK4F:難得我堅硬的嘴角...大笑!138F 05/12 21:34
推 irenenige:天阿 我想到畫面笑翻了>_<139F 05/12 21:37
推 fadein:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD140F 05/12 21:41
推 storyf66014:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑141F 05/12 21:44
推 aggressorX:XDDDDDDDD白爛142F 05/12 21:46
推 jads210244:哈哈哈哈143F 05/12 21:57
推 becute:HHAHAHAHAHA144F 05/12 21:59
推 peiyang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD145F 05/12 22:03
推 shiuan409:爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD146F 05/12 22:03
推 amour477:太白爛啦好笑~~147F 05/12 22:03
推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD148F 05/12 22:06
推 TokyoKind:太強了啦149F 05/12 22:08
推 swwf:太聰明了！！！ 這篇可以M起來150F 05/12 22:10
推 eggshell:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD強制收驚DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD151F 05/12 22:14
推 a410046:警官~ 我在打麻將152F 05/12 22:15
推 a6170942:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD153F 05/12 22:19
推 wowoo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD    嘴角失首154F 05/12 22:20
推 MitaCat:我大笑了XDDDDD155F 05/12 22:20
推 trustmyself:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD156F 05/12 22:24
推 fetemen:他好聰明  可是長官不吃這一套XD157F 05/12 22:25
推 fish0612:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd158F 05/12 22:39
推 yray38:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD159F 05/12 22:39
推 jsk316619:急中生智啊啊啊XDDD160F 05/12 22:43
推 declineangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD161F 05/12 22:44
推 j6m4c06:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD162F 05/12 22:45
推 erasermyself:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD163F 05/12 22:45
推 jana61630:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD164F 05/12 22:47
推 hagousla:XDDDDDDDD165F 05/12 22:54
推 g380risde:我大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD166F 05/12 22:56
推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD167F 05/12 22:56
推 LJWen:優質好文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD168F 05/12 22:56
推 hsh:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD169F 05/12 22:57
推 apple7146:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD170F 05/12 22:58
→ awaken:急智天兵XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD171F 05/12 23:00
推 jackwu04:超好笑  推XD172F 05/12 23:04
推 awaken:推一個173F 05/12 23:04
推 loading1:COOL174F 05/12 23:07
推 icewolf0317:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD175F 05/12 23:12
推 gldoetwecbb:靠 我笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD176F 05/12 23:14
推 Anderson1625:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD177F 05/12 23:14
推 ya108:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD178F 05/12 23:17
推 Lunachen:XDDDD179F 05/12 23:18
→ Lunachen:班長很有經驗喔
→ cmoeoo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD181F 05/12 23:29


--
※ 編輯: Desperado 時間: 2011-05-12 23:54:38
※ 看板: Atlantis　文章推薦值: 1 目前人氣: 0 累積人氣: 613　
分享網址: 複製 已複製
(￣︶￣)ｂ k32123 說讚！
r)回覆 e)編輯 d)刪除 M)收藏 ^x)轉錄 同主題: =)首篇 [)上篇 ])下篇