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作者 標題 一名企業家對拜金女孩的回信(轉貼)
時間 2014年03月02日 Sun. PM 05:14:58
今天看到一篇很有趣的文章,上來跟大家分享一下(文章不會很難,有興趣的朋友可以看看原文)
主要大意是說
一名很美麗的女孩想要找一個有錢的老公,想問有錢人喜歡怎樣的人.同時也很疑惑有錢人的老婆怎會都長得不怎樣..
有名企業家回信給她
非常仔細的分析了她的問題
1.女孩用美麗交換有錢人的錢,其實已經是一筆交易
2.女孩的美麗會隨時間褪去,但有錢人的錢不會
3.一個會隨時間慢慢削減價值的商品,有錢人是不會長期放在身邊,一定會在商品價值完全沒有前.出清掉它
總而言之,這位企業家在告訴女孩
美麗,只能讓你成為有錢人的約會對象.但不是結婚對象
重要的是,除了美麗,你還有多少價值?
很有趣的觀點,和大家一起分享囉:))))))))
Source: http://deviatedhacking.com/
Not sure if a CEO has the time to reply to such things, but this is surely fun to read!lol
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty" and “money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the view point of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy like me. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
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※ 作者: smartwater 時間: 2014-03-02 17:14:58
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1樓 時間: 2014-03-03 10:48:47 (台灣)
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03-03 10:48 TW
signed, J.P. Morgan CEO
2樓 時間: 2014-03-03 11:40:40 (美國)
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03-03 11:40 US
Was a trader's or IBer's reply, not JP Morgan CEO which is Jamie Dimon
3樓 時間: 2015-07-21 16:46:49 (台灣)
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07-21 16:46 TW
you can find lots of rich fools in TAIWAN !
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