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作者 jojosin (救救~~信)
標題 Re: [問卦] 怎麼約銀行櫃姊出來?
時間 Thu Aug 14 23:39:34 2014


※ 引述《andy19890914 (Alex-D.K)》之銘言:
: 小魯前些日子跑業務認識了一位銀行櫃姊
: 白白淨淨臉也蠻可愛的
: 小魯已經有他手機了
: 可是不知道要用什麼理由跟他聊
: 聊公務一定GG的吧
: 銀行櫃姊會喜歡什麼話題呢?
: 希望各位大大給我些建議!

幹你媽勒,這有很難嗎
改天拿存摺去她的櫃台
說小姐,存錢
櫃姐打開存摺看,可能會嚇到說幹這三洨
這時後你就說對,這就是洨
我要存兩億,然後給她一個淫蕩的微笑
我說如果她懂的話
晚上你在警察局的時後,她還是要去做筆錄啊
這樣不是約到見到了嗎

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