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作者 標題 [討論] 跟女生講這些會有什麼下場
時間 Thu May 9 10:49:50 2013
我常常想著妳打手槍
下場是
1.女生很高興 覺得自己很吸引人 下面不自覺濕了 想找東西填滿
然後和她關係更進一步 很快就能上到她
2.被當做變態 在說什麼都沒回應 被封鎖了
大家認為了
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