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作者 標題 [kuso] 試由 F=ma 推論牛頓終生單身
時間 Fri Nov 1 16:20:34 2013
【牛頓 Isaac Newton】
提出地心引力、以及一堆有的沒的物理定理，後世也推出牛頓牌沙茶醬紀念；然而
牛頓終其一生都是單身。試由他所提出物理第二定律 F=ma 推論其一生都是單身。
牛頓終其一生都是單身。試由他所提出物理第二定律 F=ma 推論其一生都是單身。
【證明】
Fuck = masturbating alone
故得證#
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推 :我有笑1F 11/01 16:22
推 :That's the definition of masturbating, dude......2F 11/01 16:23
→ :If you're not doing it alone,
→ :then you're not masturbating. WTF did I just say?!
→ :If you're not doing it alone,
→ :then you're not masturbating. WTF did I just say?!
→ :XDDDDDDDD5F 11/01 16:24
→ :Oh btw, if you're able to clone yourself then fuck6F 11/01 16:25
→ :your own clone, does this considered masturbate?!
→ ::OhGodWhy.jpg:
→ :your own clone, does this considered masturbate?!
→ ::OhGodWhy.jpg:
→ :如果鳴人用影分身+變身術 這樣算不算呀~~9F 11/01 16:26
推 :樓上好色龍10F 11/01 16:26
推 :等等，我記得根本有那種題材的本子耶XDDDDD11F 11/01 16:27
推 :female=mama12F 11/01 16:28
推 :clone yourself then fuck your own clone=fuck yourself13F 11/01 16:28
→ :......go fuck yourself, if you know what I mean.14F 11/01 16:28
→ :very funny~haha15F 11/01 16:30
推 :===============以下開團報名複製人=================16F 11/01 16:32
推 :樓上應該先複製蛋蛋17F 11/01 16:35
→ :沒辦法 沒有的東西要怎麼複製18F 11/01 16:36
推 :有笑19F 11/01 16:44
推 :已笑20F 11/01 16:50
推 :fuck=Ma_____21F 11/01 16:53
→ : carena22F 11/01 16:54
噓 :OP23F 11/01 16:55
推 :是的 有Fuck your self的本子 性轉後...24F 11/01 16:56
→ :果然專業
→ :果然專業
→ :不懂26F 11/01 16:59
推 :when i say go screw yourself i dont...whatever27F 11/01 17:05
→ :well fuck you I'm a screwdriver.28F 11/01 17:06
→ :I can screw whatever I want.
→ :I can screw whatever I want.
→ :幾夜大黑堂30F 11/01 17:07
→ :感謝好色龍大大的提示(鞠躬)
→ :感謝好色龍大大的提示(鞠躬)
→ :幾夜大黑堂...前天才看到他的本子，劇情太虐了啊.....32F 11/01 17:11
推 :XD33F 11/01 17:11
![[圖]](http://ppt.cc/URHN@.jpg)
推 :好色龍突破盲點了啊啊啊35F 11/01 17:23
推 :我看不懂(遮眼)36F 11/01 17:26
推 :阿鬼 你還是說中文吧37F 11/01 17:33
推 :煩死了好色龍的 meme 好像看得到啊wwww38F 11/01 17:34
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD39F 11/01 17:49
推 :我看得懂(掩面40F 11/01 17:57
→ :真的還好41F 11/01 18:08
推 :這篇推文到底在蔥三小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD42F 11/01 18:15
推 :So...fuck yourself... you mean everyone turn into gay..43F 11/01 18:18
推 :-..-44F 11/01 18:23
推 :牛頓半夜要去找你了45F 11/01 18:37
→ :Go fuck urself...wait, don't actually do that bro...46F 11/01 18:38
推 :if you start doing yoga, get all flexible, you bend47F 11/01 18:38
→ :over and start sucking your own dick, does that
→ :constitute masturbation? or is that regular BJ?
→ :over and start sucking your own dick, does that
→ :constitute masturbation? or is that regular BJ?
推 :Definitely NOT regular BJ...50F 11/01 18:43
![[圖]](http://ppt.cc/RaT0@.jpg)
→ :之前就看過了53F 11/01 18:46
推 :The cycle of life and death continues.54F 11/01 18:55
推 :樓上的推文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD55F 11/01 19:15
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd56F 11/01 19:20
推 :Oreder,Entrophy,a never ending cycle.57F 11/01 19:22
推 :狗頭賣來亂58F 11/01 19:23
推 :在這裡擺一個象徵自己含自己的圖片XDDDDDDDDDD59F 11/01 19:24
![[圖]](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--lz6PnncNaI/UnIbibC2knI/AAAAAAAARmw/7XYB40whU-g/s1600/15_autofellatio.png)
推 :哈哈 多謝好色龍61F 11/01 19:55
推 :好色龍跟推文比較好笑XDDD狗頭別亂去農你的Q62F 11/01 20:11
推 :JOKE版越來越病了.......................63F 11/01 20:19
→ :不，因為這篇文章是小愛的，所以還好而已。64F 11/01 20:20
→ :(我這樣會不會被打......)
→ :(我這樣會不會被打......)
推 :.....................(無語ing)66F 11/01 20:35
推 :joke ≒ AC_In because HornyDragon & belleaya67F 11/01 20:45
推 :XD68F 11/01 21:12
推 :Sir HornyDragon saved this post, haha69F 11/01 21:18
推 :how do you turn this on70F 11/01 21:59
→ :Contradiction,masturbating alone is not Fuck.71F 11/01 22:32
推 :May 2 guys masturbate together?72F 11/01 22:37
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