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作者 julian30320 (Ed Julian)
標題 [猜謎] 什麼是世界上最強大的情趣用品?
時間 Fri Jun 13 10:06:09 2014


Q:什麼是世界上最強大的情趣用品?






















A:火車


因為它  穿過高山,越過小溪





















噗滋~~跑了雞掰裡













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HornyDragon:幹  跟著唱了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD1F 06/13 10:07
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stu88019:噗滋3F 06/13 10:41
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danny771116:這什麼奇怪表情....
togs:你害我笑個跟白癡一樣6F 06/13 10:56
togs:幹真的是這樣唱的嗎XD
staressey:媽媽看了真歡喜8F 06/13 11:09
Luciferssang:噗滋跑了雞掰裡XCD9F 06/13 11:14
windrops:不知跑了幾百里…原PO髒髒10F 06/13 11:33
rles5566:笑慘了11F 06/13 12:07
a207207:看看網路對我們做了什麼12F 06/13 12:13
Zeroyeu:...........................囧rz13F 06/13 12:17
mathafaka:XDDDDDD14F 06/13 12:20
yanis:靠北 XDDDD15F 06/13 12:24
chachameow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD16F 06/13 12:25
freesoarink:噗汁~~~~~~~~17F 06/13 12:26
s91156:笑了XDDDD18F 06/13 12:37
zon200493:機掰咧XDDDD19F 06/13 12:38
ted010573:快到家裡 快到家裡 媽媽看見真歡喜20F 06/13 12:39
ted010573:你媽超胖 要用火車才能(ry
hothotdog:XDDDDDDD22F 06/13 12:49
keny80206:有唱有推23F 06/13 12:50
GoLdAS:……24F 06/13 12:55
TsaiBiBa:以為只是過山洞 我也噗嗤笑出來了25F 06/13 12:56
davidpanda:XD26F 06/13 13:00
JOHNJJ:...........27F 06/13 13:02
nvalue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD28F 06/13 13:11
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temma:你髒髒30F 06/13 13:14
soul0531:XDDDD31F 06/13 13:15
mitsurino:回不去了32F 06/13 13:41
Titaandyo:自重一下好嗎33F 06/13 13:44
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lolucky531:這是殺小36F 06/13 13:50
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kaikai5566:.....38F 06/13 13:50
wwa928:有音效太靠北了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD39F 06/13 13:52
aa10504:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD40F 06/13 13:52
MYPAPERHEART:笑死41F 06/13 13:56
tony50438:有笑有推XDDD42F 06/13 13:58
ian306141:媽媽看了真歡喜XDDD43F 06/13 14:08
aids1234:哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 噗哧~~~~~~~~~~~~~~44F 06/13 14:15
eco100:幹 把毀掉的童年還給我45F 06/13 14:18
papa135797:推46F 06/13 14:20
MrWTF:噗滋居然雜在我腦中有音效啊啊啊啊啊啊47F 06/13 14:21
Refauth:˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙48F 06/13 14:22
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s4511981:快到  快到      真歡喜~50F 06/13 14:33
superbabyer:..51F 06/13 14:37
Tae520:...52F 06/13 14:39
jayfeng:靠北XDDDDDDDDD53F 06/13 14:45
buzzying::DDDD 太強!54F 06/13 14:54
oracleangel:髒髒XDDD55F 06/13 14:55
dsilver:XDDD56F 06/13 15:01
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TaTa5566:..................................................58F 06/13 15:01
andy87115:XD59F 06/13 15:08
fytracy:我到底唱了什麼...60F 06/13 15:10
david28941:幹 童年壞掉了61F 06/13 15:11
overcame:你壞壞XDDDDDDD62F 06/13 15:13
wensly123:髒藏XXDDDDDD63F 06/13 15:27
gostjoke:XD64F 06/13 15:32
tim19131:清流65F 06/13 15:38
b2305911:XDDDDD66F 06/13 15:41
pradalove:幹有夠髒67F 06/13 15:43
strawww:還以為我在西斯版呢...68F 06/13 15:48
h2243398:髒髒XDD69F 06/13 15:49
wei115:XDDDDDDDDDD70F 06/13 15:53
nobc22:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD71F 06/13 15:58
icou:有聲音72F 06/13 16:07
len53:我的同年還給我~~~~~~~~~73F 06/13 16:09
panzer1224:媽媽看了XDY74F 06/13 16:10
lucifer19:原PO太髒了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD75F 06/13 16:17
togs:感謝10F 不然還真的忘了原本怎麼唱XD76F 06/13 16:21
vs80052:靠杯直接噴水XDDDDDDDDD~~77F 06/13 16:23
peng1016:金變態78F 06/13 16:23
Fukami:地方的媽媽需要火車79F 06/13 16:23
whyhsu:XDDDDD80F 06/13 16:23
iSad56:幹 我快笑死了81F 06/13 16:24
detective62:髒髒82F 06/13 16:25
riddle2050:還我童年TAT83F 06/13 16:25
s93080:幹XDDDDD84F 06/13 16:28
Jordis:把我的童年還給我~~~85F 06/13 16:31
imroxanne:聲音好寫實....86F 06/13 16:35
Yirgacrow:幹 我笑了87F 06/13 16:36
PERusic:地方的媽媽需要火車 XDDDDDDDDDD88F 06/13 16:36
jim5487:不小心唱出來了啦幹XDD89F 06/13 16:37
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darkx212:請自重91F 06/13 16:46
rota:髒耶92F 06/13 16:50
nvalue:髒髒93F 06/13 16:53
drifthouse:會爆XDDDDD94F 06/13 16:53
halala:哈哈哈哈95F 06/13 16:55
jason700t:我的童年呢!!!!!!96F 06/13 16:58
q0ooo0p:這樣我以後怎麼教我的小孩......................97F 06/13 16:59
s88220726:我的童年QQ98F 06/13 17:00
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lingling0000:QQ毀了...101F 06/13 17:17
pure09876:你害我在電腦前面笑出來了,可惡!!102F 06/13 17:22
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uhawae:             好   屌  屌    鮑   惹114F 06/13 17:50
mixxim:抹殺大家的童年這樣對嗎 QQQQ115F 06/13 17:50
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kenay:對不起  我已經回不去了120F 06/13 18:16
catv:幹XDDDDDDDD 害我飯噴出來啊XDDDDDD121F 06/13 18:16
kenay:再推一次  笑到肚子抽痛122F 06/13 18:18
saladinal:123F 06/13 18:19
blueisgood:wtf124F 06/13 18:25
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Repugnant:真的很糟糕欸XD127F 06/13 18:36
iSad56:====================電車痴漢====================128F 06/13 18:40
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a31670323:XD130F 06/13 18:48
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Dix123:髒髒132F 06/13 18:49
trokymmr:童心已泯...133F 06/13 18:57
kis28519:噗滋134F 06/13 19:13
XDXDXDXDDDD:.........135F 06/13 19:23
yupzhe:你他媽的太好笑了XDDD136F 06/13 19:41
x007:幹我跟著唱137F 06/13 19:43
netio:幹 以後無法好好聽這首歌了138F 06/13 19:49
hugo840412:轉西斯版?XDD139F 06/13 19:58
andylin8707:…140F 06/13 19:59
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gosee:幹  我跟著唱了   XDDDDDDDDDDDDD142F 06/13 20:13
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yonderknight:唱了...144F 06/13 20:21
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wewe123:快到家裡~快到家裡~媽媽見了真歡喜    媽媽樂146F 06/13 20:33
ponsinwe10:撲資147F 06/13 20:35
magicgreet:又崩壞一首歌了148F 06/13 20:37
pololo61201:髒髒149F 06/13 20:40
fsbe899:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD150F 06/13 20:44
abckk:喔屋 髒髒151F 06/13 20:56
ernie0827:完全唱不回原版了.............152F 06/13 20:59
zleer:崩潰  XDDDDDDD153F 06/13 21:02
s011109:....154F 06/13 21:03
gwo21:為什麼不用喊 督督155F 06/13 21:08
j111480:.......156F 06/13 21:27
rxsmalllove:童年啊!!!!!!157F 06/13 21:39
phykevin:.....................................................158F 06/13 21:43
sky71030706:還我童年!!!!159F 06/13 21:48
goin90062:改的有點硬,沒笑160F 06/13 21:56
halfmoon6:100161F 06/13 22:01
LULU5566:髒死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD162F 06/13 22:29
umityann:完了我怎麼唱都是兩隻老虎的旋律- -"...163F 06/13 22:40

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1樓 時間: 2014-06-13 23:19:55 (台灣)
  06-13 23:19 TW
噗滋~~飛了雞掰裡!在腦中一直重覆
2樓 時間: 2014-06-16 23:36:58 (台灣)
XD
  06-16 23:36 TW
樓下噴了!
3樓 時間: 2014-06-17 23:25:00 (台灣)
XD
  06-17 23:25 TW
噴到樓上,射滿臉爽翻天~!阿~~~~斯~~~~~~~!
4樓 時間: 2014-06-29 06:04:03 (台灣)
  06-29 06:04 TW
完了!以後唱都會心裡點點點
5樓 時間: 2014-07-02 21:03:55 (台灣)
  07-02 21:03 TW
拜託!!我抱這"紳士"的態度近來!讓我看這個!?(都看到標題ㄌ說)
6樓 時間: 2014-07-11 10:17:03 (台灣)
  07-11 10:17 TW
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