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作者 Lanx ()
標題 [無言] 遙想當年讀大四時
時間 Sun Sep 18 01:07:39 2011


因為快畢業了,又自己住套房

所以每次上課都不急不徐,慢慢來

挑套衣服 弄好頭髮 噴個止汗劑再慢慢晃去上課

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有天上課,我還是慢慢的摸

心想,反正這堂課重修第二次了,

教授點名的時間早就摸透了,而且分數算一算也穩過的。
(不知道為啥,真的愈老心臟愈大...)


直到時間快來不及了,才趕緊打包垃圾 拿著手提包出門上課
(因為去學校路上會經過垃圾集中區,只是要丟過圍牆罷了)

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這天,我一如往常的把垃圾甩到圍牆的另一端

結果好死不死被幾個學生看到,他們就一直盯著我看
(我猜他們應該是新生吧,一副很驚訝的樣子...)

而老鳥我呢,就用很酷的表情撇了他們一眼,轉身離開

不曉得是不是因為那天真的很酷

路上總是有人會看著我... 讓我很想說「跨殺小」

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結果第二節打鐘時,我剛好走進教室

馬的,整間教室學弟妹都在看著我

我真的很想說: 「是沒看過學長遲到嗎? 只有大一新生才會傻傻的準時到啦!」


然後就用很冷靜的表情,酷酷的找個角落的位置坐下

然後把手上的垃圾袋輕輕甩到桌子上。






















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                             !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





















                              幹拎娘我的手提包咧?

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fishhhh:最後就看到我在路邊挖垃圾桶 ..................
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