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國中補英文的時候
念課文不是一件很平常的事嗎
有一次老師請一個同學念課文
唸到一段是這樣的
Ted hit a home run.
非常輕鬆簡單的一句吧
同學念的也是順順的
唸到這一句的時候他念.............
Ted hit a home boo run.............
home boo run...home boo run...home boo run...home boo run...home boo run...
home boo run...home boo run...home boo run...home boo run...home boo run...
home boo run...home boo run...home boo run...home boo run...home boo run...
全部同學驚訝地看著他
老師:!!!!!!!!!!!!!??  What did you say?
同學:???
老師:Ted hit a home run
同學:Ted hit a home boo run
老師:Ted hit a home run...
同學:Ted hit a home boo run
老師:Ted hit a home run......
同學:Ted hit a home boo run
老師:................"home run"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(怒吼)


同學:(尷尬了3秒鐘).......Oh,home run.電視上都說紅不讓....


全班笑翻......

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※ 作者: s87107123 時間: 2013-01-30 00:17:18