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作者 標題 金鑽凱旋夜市很多人排的炸魷魚
時間 Mon Sep 16 17:03:02 2013
昨日跟友人一起逛高雄凱旋夜市
來了幾次 這次下定決心要排隊 買一次炸魷魚!!!(魷魚分量分60元和80元)
結好帳再等待時,又有一組人馬過來(大陸人)
A&B :是炸魷魚,我們買一份吧!!
老闆 :你們要60還是80元的?
A:60元長怎樣?
老闆:欸欸~給她們看一下60元長怎樣 (吆喝裡面炸魷魚的員工)
炸魷魚員工 默默的一手拿10元 一手拿50元...........
XDDDDDD這員工也太幽默了吧 (我跟我朋友在後面憋笑........)
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6樓 時間: 2013-09-17 00:13:14 (香港)
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09-17 00:13 HK
老闆:(對裡面正在炸魷魚的員工吆喝)給她們看一下30cm長怎樣!炸魷魚員工:.........默默的脫下褲子
8樓 時間: 2013-09-17 00:44:45 (台灣)
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09-17 00:44 TW
很好笑哈哈,但我覺得工讀生一定以為老闆的口氣是遇到奧客不爽想跟客人槓上才這麼照做
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