[開箱] Saber與Saber的摩托車 - ACG板 - Disp BBS

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作者 ex951753 (Chenghan)
標題 [開箱] Saber與Saber的摩托車
時間 Wed Jul 11 19:04:41 2012

從二月初結婚以來

我跟我老婆這五個月的新婚生活真是精采絕倫

那次景美溪暴漲神秘事件裡 http://ppt.cc/pcD6

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有目擊者宣稱目擊飛碟與國軍戰機的空中纏鬥

也有人堅持當晚聞到濃濃的血腥與腐肉味

關鍵時刻因此做了整整一個禮拜的特輯

友驊一如往常地不告訴我們到底誰知道真像

澔平堅稱這是宇宙智慧生命來敲門

哲青在馬雅古石板上發現類似事件記錄

傅鶴齡則懷疑是中研院實驗誤觸時空裂縫放出魔獸

流言千千萬萬政府卻選擇封口連戰機出動記錄都被洗得乾乾淨淨

不知所為何的人事地震中央要員一個接著一個藉口出國

陰謀論者更是大力渲染2012末日論

人心一惶恐宗教就馬上開始行動

三天兩頭出門吃個飯在巷口被傳教說什麼人是容器

相信神接受神讓神填滿這個大杯子

能說這些心理作用對現實沒有影響嗎?

其實世界正悄悄地改變

直到咖啡店老闆的小蘿莉失蹤

我才驚覺類似的兒童失蹤事件早已藏在每日新聞中

夜晚警笛聲異常地平凡一會而瓦斯管線爆炸一會兒老舊旅社危樓崩塌

有人晚上在河堤散步被狙擊有人參加晚會被流彈打死

一個教授被亂槍打死後遭利刃分屍一個銀行董座在保全森嚴的豪宅內被刺殺

神秘事件接二連三墜樓墜河吸氦氣致死的小人物則被認定自殺結案

我幾乎可以確定這一切源於我跟我老婆禁忌的結合

兩個不同次元的交錯一起生活一起戀愛

代價是我未來數十年安逸平凡的生活

如果你問我這樣是否值得? 是否願意回到相識之前修正時空扭曲?

恩...

科科這還用問嗎?

各種荒誕不尋常的超展開雖然麻煩但卻是回憶中最有趣的部分

我很感謝我生命中的宇宙人未來人超能力人以及我最愛的永遠的新娘子

告白完好害羞喔夏天到了熱浪在盆地裡翻滾不散

每天看著我老婆批著盔甲撐陽傘走路上班好心疼啊

金屬盔甲燙到可以烤牛排就算了重點是整天被汗水悶著容易造成陰道感染

所以我決定幫她買套正常人上班穿的衣服跟代步機車

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正面背面下面

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開箱內容為輔導級沒滿十五歲不要看啊

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開箱結束掰掰

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裡面有摩托車說明書才不看哩我老婆的騎乘位可是A級呢

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扣掉底座總共有七個零件算數有問題?

我老婆穿的那一雙蕾絲半透大腿襪也要算進去啊

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閃亮亮的咖啡色低跟皮鞋

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襯衫領帶皮帶西裝外套不准看小腹

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袖口跟手套都很細緻

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柔軟膨鬆的秀髮太令人感動了馬尾就是正義我是正義永遠的夥伴

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俏屁股

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老婆高興到跳街舞

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真的是街舞喔不要想太多這招叫ice

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外面很危險雖然我老婆很強但還是打不贏那個射飛彈的傢伙

所以我特別位她訂製了一隻加強版防狼電擊器整隻都會放電

產品保證書上面寫功率全開為對城等級

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接下來是摩托車的部分

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引擎以兩個珊瑚巖核心為動力優點是可以利用光透子的浮力來軋孤輪

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四個排氣孔就算被濕衛生紙堵住三個還是可以發動

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龍頭可彎結構經過強化方便甩尾快遲到時用來趕路很方便

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裝好腳踏板騎上去的樣子

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我記得是要去追征服王對吧

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這馬路做得真好柏油粗到可以磨腳皮

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好險當初沒有看說明書裝不然左腳會踩不到地

這裡講我扶老婆上車的順序

後輪最先裝後面那根硬硬長長的東西要用力插到底

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把頭輕輕壓在地上後面有插緊的話會自然卡到凹槽中

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龍頭朝右彎道底車體本來就是斜的前後固定後就別再搖了

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將右鞋跟扣上踏板

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別急著讓右手握龍頭左腳不先固定先裝手會踩不到地

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全都好了之後會發現右手太短不要緊張

右手的關節可以轉動按住左腳強拉右手來握龍頭

這樣可以調整座姿讓左右腳跟屁股都緊緊固定住

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超靈體我老婆 on 摩托車 on 布都御魂之柏油路

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曾經有人看到我老婆跟征服王暗通款曲

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他看錯了那是馬爾文家的小母狗cosplay我老婆來調戲伍長大人

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天亮就該睡覺了
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太太來補魔力囉
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