看板 joke
作者 swera (沒手感艾斯)
標題 [笑話] 情侶吵架
時間 Fri Mar  1 21:56:14 2013




男:「你每次都這樣,我受不了了,我要跟你分手」



女:「好啊,














我倒要看看你捨我騎誰」



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