看板 Gossiping作者 qk178 (略懂略懂...)標題 Re: [新聞] 街頭狂吼要性侵99處女 裸男想升等為巫師時間 Mon Sep 19 22:06:10 2011
※ 引述《murray (無)》之銘言:
: 1.新聞連結:
: http://ppt.cc/SAxn
: 2.新聞內文:
: 馬來西亞首都吉隆坡昨天(18日)凌晨有一名外籍人士,全身赤裸跑進一棟5層樓高的民宅
: 騷擾住戶,不斷表示「要與99名處女交合,他才能晉級成為巫師,修練高深的巫術」。
: 但男子隨後被住戶鄰居追打約50公尺後遭到制服,他口中不停說要自焚,嘴中唸唸有詞,
: 似乎撞邪。
這個外籍人士 被逮捕 只能說活該
他根本跑錯地方
他如果不要去馬來西亞
一開始就來 台灣
他可能 現在已經是鄧布利多了....
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