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標題 [轉寄] Re: [轉錄][校園] Emma希望與大家說的話
時間 2011年01月17日 Mon. AM 09:53:13

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作者 gmoz (  This can't do that. )
標題 Re: [轉錄][校園] Emma希望與大家說的話
時間 Mon Jan 17 02:14:53 2011

稟大人，小人本住在台女的旁邊， 房中有酒又有奴，生活樂無邊。
誰知那台籍女，他蠻橫不留情， 勾結櫃台目無天，踢我牆壁吵我眠。
我起身跟他來翻臉，慘被他中文來打扁，
我奶奶生日要快樂，反被她擾進了房間， 吵了我一百遍，一百遍，
最後她下線遺恨人間。

他還將我家人，逐出死蓋闢，流落到江邊。
我為求得好眠，只有獨自忍耐在床前。
誰知那台女，他實在太陰險 知道此情形，竟親身來暗算，
站我陽台曝露在窗前，小人身壯健，殘命得留存，
朋友得知他氣歸天！此恨更難填。
為求反霸凌，只好賣身為奴自做賤。
一邊勤找人，一邊發這篇，
發誓要把汙名反，手刃仇人意志堅。
從此中文字典伴身邊，我銘記此仇不共載天！

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有三篇以上的翻譯文就代表多益900們鄉民都看得懂了
也代表英文夠簡單大家都會翻..

補掛，鴻海在矽谷做雲端研發似乎有成果了，
應該是2月多可以聽到實際產品的消息

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