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作者 FallRed (落紅)
標題 [作文] 稟總統
時間 Tue May 14 23:20:44 2013


稟總統，小人本住在屏東的海邊
家中有船卻沒錢，貸款望無邊
誰知那菲律賓，他蠻橫不講理
胡亂開槍目無天　射我電鍋越我線 (註: http://ppt.cc/z5tj  )
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馬總統跟他來翻臉　慘被他拒絕不道歉
眾鄉民罵他欺善民　反被他駭進總統府　囂張了一百遍　一百遍

最後馬默哀十秒卻大聲唸　他發誓把賊船逐出執法線　抗議掛嘴邊
我為求伸父冤　只有流淚失望電視前
誰知那菲律賓　他實在太陰險　知道此情形　竟派人來暗算
說我漁船挑釁越界線　小人身壯健　殘命得留存

可憐老父他魂飛天　此恨更難填
為求報老爹　唯有鍵盤從軍上陣前
一面換ＩＰ　一面狂按鍵　發誓把網站滅　上傳A片意志堅
從此出師兩表伴身邊　我銘記此恨不共戴天

→ sugizo0:http://youtu.be/4ptW668H6TQ 鄉民BGM支援05/14 23:22
沒打過唐伯虎 別說學過爵士鼓!! - YouTube
經典solo!! 相當於speed metal界的eagles fly free !!

 

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沒打過唐伯虎 別說學過爵士鼓!! - YouTube
經典solo!! 相當於speed metal界的eagles fly free !!

 
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