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作者 vincentsoon (羅漢果)
標題 [問卦] 被問Can you speak English該怎麼回
時間 Fri May  7 22:40:58 2021


大家豪
魯叔英文不好
被問Can you speak English？
該怎麼回？
https://youtu.be/9F07l4npE0Y
像這樣嗎？
有沒有八卦？
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→ snow3804: 我說中文1F 05/07 22:41
推 jackymars5: 一.一2F 05/07 22:41
推 jack34031: fuck you3F 05/07 22:41
→ scores: this is a book  \4F 05/07 22:41
推 KhePri: yes yes i speek england5F 05/07 22:42
→ orz007: 五樓直接用屁眼對話6F 05/07 22:42
→ snow3804: 中國人講中國話7F 05/07 22:42
→ ppptttqaz: Do啦8F 05/07 22:42
推 jasonwalk: 蛤?9F 05/07 22:42
噓 kimo6414: Nope.10F 05/07 22:42
推 Doub1eK: 咩修感謀11F 05/07 22:43
推 viable: nihongo ga sugoshi dekimasu.(咦?12F 05/07 22:43
→ charlie01: 謝謝你問我英文問題13F 05/07 22:44
推 poiu20618: gobackgoback14F 05/07 22:44
推 ptychodera: 謝謝你喜歡台灣15F 05/07 22:44
→ viable: mi numble es16F 05/07 22:44
推 dick929: yes i are.17F 05/07 22:44
推 saiulbb: https://youtu.be/W_M2QP5fL_I18F 05/07 22:44
推 ZhouGongJin: 肯U史逼課踹泥斯？三Q19F 05/07 22:44
→ WunoW: sure, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis20F 05/07 22:45
推 JackChung: Hijo de puta.21F 05/07 22:45
→ clamperni: 跟他說請用could22F 05/07 22:45
→ kusokk: no I can't speak English23F 05/07 22:45
噓 Swag5566: Do you啦幹24F 05/07 22:45
→ viable: 我都用would25F 05/07 22:46
推 zebra101: 會這樣問的自己英文也不好。應該問do you speak English26F 05/07 22:46
推 aegius1r: English27F 05/07 22:46
→ yeap193: no, i dont understand english at all28F 05/07 22:46
推 shintz: 英歌裡噓 這樣回答就好29F 05/07 22:46
推 tkglobe: 不是用Do you嗎？30F 05/07 22:47
→ eno03: can you keep a secret?31F 05/07 22:47
推 batista5566: This is 臺灣, please say Taiwanese. 甘蝦！32F 05/07 22:47
→ zxcv7892341: 跟他說中國人不是病夫 接著拿雙節棍扁他33F 05/07 22:48
→ a27588679: no 說中文34F 05/07 22:48
推 iori35i: fine 3q and u35F 05/07 22:48
推 freeman18: i no，i no36F 05/07 22:49
→ Mei5566: 這裡是鬼島好嗎37F 05/07 22:50
推 if2: 供三小38F 05/07 22:51
推 g7063068: 回他：音ㄋㄇㄐㄅ39F 05/07 22:51
推 NN9: I can marry you40F 05/07 22:52
推 p2p8ppp: IM FINE41F 05/07 22:52
推 nat50601tw: 一定台灣人 用do開頭比較好42F 05/07 22:53
推 jimmy0316: hi43F 05/07 22:53
→ tim32142000: Yes, you can.44F 05/07 22:54
推 Leoreo: 哩西咧工三小 聽謀辣45F 05/07 22:54
推 forhorde5566: 供台語喇幹46F 05/07 22:55
推 shintz: (下音樂) I say~~Hey!Hey! Start Dash~47F 05/07 22:56
推 teeheehee: can you是口氣不好的用法48F 05/07 22:56
→ DamnKobe: 沒吧 用do是指你懂不懂說英文 這邊那個人分明就是質問他是在講：說英文 好嗎？？！！49F 05/07 22:57
推 toto3527: can you聽起來很嗆51F 05/07 22:57
推 zero09107: this is a pan52F 05/07 22:58
噓 s6598744: no53F 05/07 22:58
推 Ark727: I am fine, and you?54F 05/07 22:58
噓 li118:   Do“ you speak English55F 05/07 22:58
→ geesegeese: 用Can你也不用理他了56F 05/07 22:59
推 KMTlikesshit: No I don’t speak English and why the fuck you asked about it ? Go fucking your self bitch57F 05/07 22:59
推 kdy: 供呆意啦幹59F 05/07 23:00
噓 mynewid: do啦60F 05/07 23:00
噓 jump693: 哇咖奈61F 05/07 23:01
推 yokomata: kiss my xx62F 05/07 23:01
推 RanceTsai: mumi63F 05/07 23:02
推 databbs: ikea64F 05/07 23:02
推 algorithms: No I cannot65F 05/07 23:04
→ giggstw: 工殺小66F 05/07 23:06
推 starfishfish: Yes~ I can! And you?67F 05/07 23:06
推 chongwen: 意大利、維大力68F 05/07 23:06
→ ME13: how do you turn this on69F 05/07 23:06
推 aaa989796twt: https://youtu.be/y4iyuYbgt0I70F 05/07 23:08
推 steven005: This  is a book71F 05/07 23:09
推 labdog: No, this is John speaking72F 05/07 23:11
→ Strasburg: “OK, English”73F 05/07 23:17
推 AgentSkye56: no and fuk u 這樣回他74F 05/07 23:20
推 fckj1131017: I want kick ur ass75F 05/07 23:21
→ wink4086: fuck u76F 05/07 23:21
推 kevinwphard: I’m fine thank you and you?77F 05/07 23:22
→ DudeFromMars: Can only speak Chinglish78F 05/07 23:23
推 kohanchen: 你可以說中文嗎？79F 05/07 23:23
推 GonVolcano: 穴～～穴80F 05/07 23:26
推 housesirking: FAQ81F 05/07 23:33
推 kkevinhess1t: Welcome to myfone82F 05/07 23:38
推 jojo90320: I am five years old83F 05/07 23:39
→ ddijk: No84F 05/07 23:39
推 dearevan: https://youtu.be/CM_5yvdLk9U85F 05/07 23:41
→ loxic: No I cunt86F 05/07 23:42
推 KaoGu: https://i.imgur.com/jKeyRo5.jpg87F 05/07 23:44
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推 axe0919: Yes, but I don't.88F 05/07 23:46
推 goldhan: 我聽母雞抖啊89F 05/07 23:48
推 Carrarese: 幹你娘說台語90F 05/07 23:50
噓 prog: do91F 05/07 23:50
推 markkao456: 英文無誤XDDD 這咖？92F 05/07 23:50
推 NCTUEE800808: do you吧！歪果人不用 can93F 05/07 23:54
推 bobby4755: No, shut up.94F 05/07 23:56
推 bbluejay: 嗆他google不會用喔！speak三小English！95F 05/07 23:59
噓 Sibelius26: sure sure go back to back96F 05/08 00:00
推 qk3380888: go back go back97F 05/08 00:16
推 phatman: I’m fine. Thanks ^ - ^98F 05/08 00:17
推 jackshadow: 回答說 If you kneel and suck my dick99F 05/08 00:28
推 tkc7: You are in Taiwan, so please speak Taiwanese.100F 05/08 00:29
推 jeremytsai: 應該是Do you 才對can u 是指你會說”English”這個單字嗎101F 05/08 00:43
噓 meowlike: can 個屁103F 05/08 01:07
推 wsx88432: English 說了104F 05/08 01:12
推 kimgordon: sorry, I don't understand your language105F 05/08 01:12
→ Benetnasch: 我不會說英文106F 05/08 01:16
→ Supasizeit: No, can you?107F 05/08 01:17
推 saniblue: no, speak chinese, thank you, you should learn chinese if you wanna  talk to me.108F 05/08 01:19
推 wehsienko777: https://9gag.com/gag/aoMyK6m?ref=android110F 05/08 01:19
推 pr9558: Singlish lar111F 05/08 01:24
推 ProChristian: Do 啦干112F 05/08 01:31
噓 hank850503: Do you 不是 can you …
Can 很 aggressive113F 05/08 01:37
→ zckxy: 幹你良啦！鄵115F 05/08 01:41
推 minoru04: I am a bone of my sword116F 05/08 02:10
→ aadsl: 台式英文117F 05/08 02:24
噓 murai111: 葉死矮督118F 05/08 03:00
→ tatlacz: do you  說can you 不太客氣119F 05/08 03:22
推 asdf6630: How do you turn this on120F 05/08 03:30
→ Colitas: 問他小學老師怎麼教的，這麼沒禮貌121F 05/08 04:28
→ Jimmywin: 文法錯誤，是Do you speak English122F 05/08 04:39
→ HsuKathy:  Can you speak Chinese123F 05/08 07:04
→ johnnyvose: NMSL124F 05/08 07:15
推 apca: May show gun more ?125F 05/08 07:37
推 KillLakers: No, I can`t.126F 05/08 07:45
推 bigbeat: 在台灣請說中文,不然外國人真當自己優越127F 05/08 07:48
噓 ds361007: 一堆人自以為優越 糾正英文128F 05/08 08:13
→ reil: 哎看恩忒129F 05/08 08:47
推 ax710755: 耶死  唉思必可英格李許非哩威偶130F 05/08 09:18
推 FRANCO11: 督才對吧！131F 05/08 09:19
噓 anley: 不是 Do you speak English? 嘛132F 05/08 09:32
→ iqqi4200: I'm fine thank you and you?133F 05/08 10:01
→ basslife: yeah fuck you man134F 05/08 10:03
噓 bigtien6292: Do you135F 05/08 10:50
推 hqu: 幹  聽某啦136F 05/08 11:27
推 buck5060: 打咩137F 05/08 12:01
→ ILike58: I'm fine, and you?
FQ, chinese, ok?138F 05/08 12:39
→ pony0935: fuck off140F 05/08 12:45
推 ardenlee: shut the fuck up141F 05/08 13:01
推 fingers: Do u啦142F 05/08 13:03
推 final951753: 在台灣敢這樣講也是會被這樣回啦
大概就部長接受國會用中文質詢，然後回Can you.....143F 05/08 13:49
推 fantasy2600: Can you keep a secret145F 05/08 14:42
→ drmartens: ....."Do" you, not can't you146F 05/08 15:06
推 eric880310: No, I don’t speak English. Nice to meet you and
hope to meet you again.147F 05/08 15:45
→ lose116315: no149F 05/08 17:09

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