看板 joke作者 lin9287 (Nothing is over)標題 Re: [猜謎] 呂布接電話時間 Sun Mar 18 01:11:52 2012
有一天暗戀呂布已久的張遼打電話給呂布
呂布接電話
張遼:是布嗎?
呂布:是,遼嗎?
張遼:好啊,來聊聊。(呂布大人找我聊天>///<)
呂布:此刻,不想聊。
張遼:布想遼啊!呂布大人好直接! >///<
呂布:是,不想聊。
張遼:說太多次我會受不了啦,別說了。
呂布:遼懂不?布想掛電話。
張遼:大人懂我,我真的不想掛電話! >///<
呂布:不,不想理你。
張遼:大人要送我什麼禮物,好期待! >///<
呂布:受不了。
張遼:大人要受嗎,那我攻囉! >///<
呂布:幹你娘智障一樣。
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