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作者 doraemonca (煙前哥)
標題 [笑話] 賣矛與盾的商人
時間 Tue Aug 21 23:14:56 2012




 楚國有個賣矛又賣盾的人，





 他先誇耀自己的盾說：“我的盾很堅固，任何東西都無法穿破它！”





 然後，他又誇自己的矛說：“我的矛很銳利，能把任何東西穿破！”




 旁邊有個人就問他：“如果用你的矛去刺你的盾，



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 舉著能當成一把傘麼？   馬上就要下雨了啊。

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