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標題 [耍冷] 利菁騎腳踏車
時間 Thu Sep 20 23:50:38 2012





Q:利菁騎腳踏車。
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A:金戈鐵馬

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北山有麻賊，擾民不堪，王欲伐之，遂召義勇。是日，一女手持金戈、挑眉怒額而來，撕
榜立狀曰:「三日必除麻。」三日後果傳捷報，王大喜，詔之，問其姓名。曰:「妾無姓，
小名金。妾本男兒身，因家貧自宮欲上京為太監，道遇麻賊。麻賊毒辣，逼妾舔其後宮，
妾引以為辱，故討之。」王贊曰:「麻辣舔後宮，女人向前衝。」因其勇武，賜姓力，後
稱:力金。    撰者曰:「力似男兒身是女;金戈怒額破麻賊。」【南島軼聞錄-民明書房】

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