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我流翻譯。

順便加些我流註解幫助理解。想看註解請開燈。

※ 引述《OHLALALALA (喔啦啦啦啦)》之銘言：
: 這系列讓我想到以前在美國很愛看有個叫Yomama的節目
: 就是兩個人用Yo mama is so fat當梗互戰
: 可惜都沒人翻譯...
: Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

1.你媽超胖，她的肚臍比她早到家 15 分鐘。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease,
: the doctor gave her ten years to live.

2.你媽超胖，當她得了蝕肉病時，醫生說她還剩十年可活。

: Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her
: farts.

3.你媽超胖，胖到氣象局要為她放的每個屁取名字。
　　　　（通常只有颱風（颶風）才會有名字）

: Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"

4.你媽超胖，當她穿上黃色雨衣時，人們會對著她喊「計程車！」

: Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George
: Washington's nose.

5.你媽超胖，當她坐在一美元上時，會從華盛頓鼻孔中擠出鼻屎來。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

6.你媽超胖，當她進電梯時，電梯只能向下。

: Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing
: up.

7.你媽超胖，當她的呼叫器響起時，別人以為她正在倒車。

: Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

8.你媽超胖，她的褲子必須攤在私家車道上才能熨。

        driveway 指的是私有車道，最常見的是通往車庫的道路。
　　　　在美國影片中從馬路通往車庫的那條車道就是 driveway，也可用於停車。

: Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing
: flip flops.

9.你媽超胖，她出門穿的高跟鞋到她回家時變成平底拖。

: Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.

10.你媽超胖，人們會繞著她慢跑當運動。

: Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her
: for the New World.

11.你媽超胖，她之前在海上漂的時候被西班牙當成新大陸。

        哥倫布是西班牙人。

: Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie
: on the other side just to get her through!

12.你媽超胖，你得在門框上抹油並在另一側拿海綿蛋糕引誘她才能讓她穿過門。

        Twinkie 是一種包奶油餡的海綿蛋糕

: Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up
: and tries to tow her back into the ocean...

13.你媽超胖，當她坐在海灘上時，綠色和平組織會出現，並嘗試她拖回海中。

        拯救鯨豚... 醬。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

14.你媽超胖，當她玩高空彈跳時，橋也會跟著入水。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.

15.你媽超胖，當她自言自語時要算長途電話。

: Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.

16.你媽超胖，她上次看到 90210 時，是在體重計上看到。

        90210 是 CW 電視網從 2008 年開始製播的熱門青少年影集。劇情基本上
        圍繞在一群住在比佛利的富家子弟身上。90210 是比佛利的郵遞區號。

: Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her.

17.你媽超胖，光在她身邊會偏折。

        光的行進路線會因為重力而偏折，重力越大，偏折程度越大。

: Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still
: printing!

18.你媽超胖，我去年耶誕節幫她拍的照片到現在還沒印完。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices.

19.你媽超胖，她去大潤發的時候連價格都被她壓低了。



: Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad.


20.你媽超胖，iPhone 被她坐到會變成 iPad。

: Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance.

21.你媽超胖，胖到可以買團險。

: Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development.

22.你媽超胖，胖到被規劃成商業區。

: Yo mama is so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it.

23.你媽超胖，胖到走進峽谷峽谷就滿了。

        這裡是在玩 Gap 語意的雙關。Gap 是美國一家平價成衣的品牌。
        gap 也有峽谷的意思。走入 Gap（商店）填滿 gap（峽谷）。

: Yo mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions.

24.你媽超胖，胖到能從四面八方接近你。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the
: lifeguard told your dad "sorry, you can't park here".

25.你媽超胖，當她在海邊爬上跳板時，救生員跟你爸說：「抱歉，車不能停這裡。」

: Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

26.你媽超胖，她的榖片碗要附救生員。

: Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.

27.你媽超胖，胖到看起來像在走私福斯汽車。

        話說福斯歷史上最著名的車種是金龜車...

: Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy
: ’s word for it.

28.你媽超胖，當她找人幫她擦鞋時，必須相信擦鞋人說的話。

        因為低頭看不見鞋...

: Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, it’s over for everybody.

29.抱歉，理解不能。（想不出有什麼好笑的點）

: Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of
: the milk carton to display her picture.

30.你媽超胖，當她走失時，印她的協尋照片得用上牛奶盒的四個面。

        美國部分地區會在牛奶盒上印失蹤者的照片。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she was growing up she didn’t play with dolls,
: she played with midgets.

31.你媽超胖，她小時候玩的不是洋娃娃，而是小矮人。

: Yo mama is so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades.

32.你媽超胖，胖到拿兩台公車當滑輪鞋。

: Yo mama's so fat she blew up the Deathstar.

33.你媽超胖，胖到把死星壓爆。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate.

34.你媽超胖，胖到去吃自助餐能享團體價。

: Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

35.你媽超胖，胖到繫皮帶時得用上迴力鏢。

        將皮帶一端繫在迴力鏢上丟出...

: Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t eat with a fork, she eats with a
: forklift.

36.你媽超胖，胖到吃東西不用叉子改用堆高機。

: Yo mama is so fat that the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the
: rent.

37.你媽超胖，胖到房東上次看到她就把租金加倍。

: Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won’t look at her.

38.你媽超胖，胖到體重糾察隊直接無視她。

        因為沒救了...

: Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying
: "Caution! Wide Turn".


: HOUSE!

40.你媽超胖，當她坐在房子附近時，整間房子都被她圍繞著。

        這是在玩 around 語意雙關。sit around the house 指的是在房子
        附近坐著，around 也有環繞的意思，此時指在房子外繞著一圈。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time,
: please".

41.你媽超胖，當她站上體重計時，讀數寫著「一次一人，拜託。」

: Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.

42.你媽超胖，當她墜入愛河時，河底都破了。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do
: livestock".

43.你媽超胖，當她站上體重計時，機器會說「不能秤畜牲」。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

44.你媽超胖，當她在第 4 大道被絆倒時，到 12 大道才落地。

: Yo mama is so fat that God couldn't light the Earth until she moved!

45.你媽超胖，在她離開前上帝無法給地球光明。

: Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

46.你媽超胖，連比爾蓋茲也付不起她的抽脂費用。

: Yo mama is so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her
: pockets.

47.你媽超胖，她得把褲子脫下手才能伸進口袋。

: Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.

48.你媽超胖，她的生日是六月四日、五日跟六日。

: Yo mama is so fat that she could fall down and wouldn’t even know it.

49.你媽超胖，胖到自己跌倒也沒感覺。

: Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum
: occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.”

50.你媽超胖，胖到有餐廳的招牌寫著：「人數上限：300 人或妳媽一人」

: Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

51.你媽超胖，連阿斯匹靈都要佐美乃滋。

: Yo mama is so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

52.你媽超胖，她出生的時候嘴裡含著銀鏟子。

        出生時含著金、銀湯匙的加強版...

: Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

53.你媽超胖，當她要移動屁股肉時，得分兩次載。

        haul 意指搬運，特別是指使用卡車等大型機具進行的搬運工作。

: Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

54.你媽超胖，她得去海洋世界才能受洗。

        一般受洗是使用浴盆。海洋世界有可以裝鯨豚的大水箱...

: Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton’s got an echo.

55.你媽超胖，她的肚臍眼會有回音。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back
: party.

56.你媽超胖，當她轉過身來時，人們會為她辦返鄉派對。

        轉個身要花很長的時間。

: Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.

57.你媽超胖，卡在她肚臍眼裡的不是線頭，而是毛衣。

        肚臍有時會卡雜物，常見的是衣服線頭。

: Yo mama is so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall.

58.你媽超胖，她的照片在牆上掛不住。

        fall off 是脫離的意思。此句指照片太大，重到無法掛在牆上。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet.

59.你媽超胖，她淋浴時腳都不會濕。

: Yo mama is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

60.你媽超胖，她得用油漆滾筒來上口紅。

: Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.

61.你媽超胖，陰影多到能出售。

: Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.

62.你媽超胖，我上次繞她跑個兩圈就迷路了。

: Yo mama is so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds.

63.你媽超胖，她屁股的影子就重達 100 磅。

        約相當於 45.359237 公斤。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she’s standing on the corner police drive by and
: yell, “Hey, break it up.”

64.你媽超胖，胖到她站在街角警察從旁邊經過時，會大喊「嘿！你們給我住手！」

        當有人鬥毆時，可喊 break it up 勸參與者住手。

: Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is Ragu.

65.你媽超胖，她的血型是義大利肉醬。

        Ragu 是一個義式醬料的品牌，也生產義大利肉醬。
        ragu 是義大利肉醬。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an
: overnight bag.

66.你媽超胖，當她參加 50 碼短跑時需要用上手提旅行袋。

        基本上這意味著移動 50 碼距離需要耗費很長的時間。

: Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even fit into an AOL chat room.

67.你媽超胖，胖到 AOL 聊天室也裝不下她。

        AOL 的線上聊天室一開始最多只能塞 23 個人。

: Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor.

68.你媽超胖，她有的不是裁縫師而是承包商。

: Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as
: big.

69.你媽超胖，她的三圍是 36-24-36，她另一隻手臂也是這大小。

        36-24-36：上臂、手肘、下臂三圍。

: Yo mama is so fat that she gets her toenails painted at Lucky’s Auto Body.

70.你媽超胖，胖到得去來福車體美容中心塗腳趾甲油。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride
: HER!

71.你媽超胖，胖到當她去遊樂園時，人們會試著乘坐她。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

72.你媽超胖，胖到當她朝空中跳時會卡住。

: Yo mama is so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book!

73.你媽超胖，胖到下巴層數超過中國的電話簿頁數。

        有些人會有雙下巴、三下巴... 醬瞭了嗎？

: Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides.

74.你媽超胖，胖到能影響潮汐。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A.,
: Chicago..."

75.你媽超胖，胖到玩跳房子時嘴中喊的是「紐約、洛杉磯、芝加哥...」

: Yo mama is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

76.你媽超胖，胖到 NASA 得射顆衛星繞著她轉。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

77.你媽超胖，當她坐在我臉上時，我聽不到音響的聲音。

        HornyDragon 已經把色色的部分說完了。

: Yo mama is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

78.你媽超胖，得在澡盆上加潤滑油才能把她弄出澡盆。

        其實他媽的油應該就能當潤滑油用了...（噁）

: Yo mama is so fat that she's on both sides of the family!

79.你媽超胖，家族照兩端都能看到她。

        這裡的 both sides 比較難解釋。如果 family 解釋成概念上的
        家族很難以理解，比較可能是家族照片 (family photo) 的兩端。

: Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.

80.你媽超胖，到動物園連大象都丟花生餵她。

: Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.

81.你媽超胖，你得側翻兩圈才能從她身上離開。

        美制 King size 的床為 1.95m ×  2.05m，
        大小就差不多是成人側翻兩圈的寬度。

: Yo mama is so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs.

82.你媽超胖，她奔跑時會觸發汽車警報器。

        汽車警報器在地面劇烈震動時也會被觸發。

: Yo mama is so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket.

83.你媽超胖，胖到摸不到後方口袋。

: Yo mama is so fat that she has her own gravity field.

84.你媽超胖，胖到有自己的重力場。

        其實每個人都有重力場，大小差異而已。

: Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

85.你媽超胖，她踩在彩虹上就做出彩虹糖。

: Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by
: satellite cameras.

86.你媽超胖，她唯一一張照片是衛星攝影機拍的。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a "Malcolm X" T-shirt, helicopters try
: to land on her back!

87.你媽超胖，當她穿上「Malcolm X」的Ｔ恤時，直昇機會想停到她背上。

        直昇機停機坪上有個大大的Ｈ，在某些角度看會像Ｘ。

: Yo mama is so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes.

88.你媽超胖，胖到沒辦法自己綁鞋帶。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling
: Free Willy.


        殺人鯨的名字，Willy 在戲中因為許多人的奔走而得以重返大自然。


: Yo mama is so fat that she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

90.你媽超胖，她用紅杉木來剔牙。

        紅杉木的高度可超過 100 公尺。

: Yo mama is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out

91.你媽超胖，她切傷腳的時候噴的是滷肉汁。

: Yo mama is so fat that she was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade...
: wearing ropes.

92.你媽超胖，胖到之前繫著繩子參加梅西百貨的感恩節遊行。

        指在遊行中出現，以繩索固定的巨大造型氣球。

: Yo mama is so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as it’s light she
: starts eating.

93.你媽超胖，所以跑去參加輕食活動。只要有光，她就開始吃東西。

        玩 light 的雙關。light 有「輕」的意思，也有「光」的意思。
        這個也暗喻你媽很笨，誤以為「輕食」是「見光食」。

: Yo mama is so fat that she’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American.

94.你媽超胖，她一半是義大利人、一半是愛爾蘭人，一半是美國人。

        其實這裡的 half 應該改成 one third，即 1/3。

: Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator.

95.你媽超胖，她的腰圍等於赤道。

: Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

96.你媽超胖，胖到沒辦法跳到結論。

        jump to a conclusion 指的是驟下定論。
        是英文片語衍生出來的笑話，譯成中文很難笑。

: Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon.

97.你媽超胖，得拿床墊當衛生棉條。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that
: rock at me?"

98.你媽超胖，當她被公車撞時她說：「誰丟我石頭？」

: Yo mama is so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay for her
: because we dressed her up as a Toyota.

99.你媽超胖，當我們前往得來速時不必替她付錢，因為她穿成頭又大的樣子。

: Yo mama is so fat that that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch
: marks.

100.你媽超胖，當她出生時，醫院有了妊娠紋。

: Yo mama is so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused
: an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon.

101.你媽超胖，胖到被排除在 E.T. 的演員名單外，因為她騎腳踏車越過月亮
　　時造成了月蝕。

: Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop.

102.你媽超胖，當你在她上面時會耳鳴。

        這裡的 get on top 指的不是到頭頂，而是指「爬到上方」。
        換句話說... 其實也有色情含意。

: Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to
: have it removed.

103.你媽超胖，她之前被車撞的時候得到醫院把車子拿掉。

: Yo mama is so fat that she eats "Wheat Thicks".

104.你媽超胖，她吃的是「小麥厚片」。

        HornyDragon 解釋過，衍生自 Wheat Thin（品牌）。

: Yo mama is so fat that we're in her right now!

105.你媽超胖，我們現在就在她身體裡！

: Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to
: everyone.

106.你媽超胖，她去看電影的時候每個人身邊都坐著她。

: Yo mama is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for condors.

107.你媽超胖，胖到被宣布是禿鷹的天然棲息地。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she wants to shake someones hand, she has to give
: directions!

108.你媽超胖，胖到跟別人握手時得給別人方向指示！




109.你媽超胖，連朵拉都沒辦法探索她！

: Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued".

110.你媽超胖，當她踩上體重計時，體重計會顯示「待續」。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu
: and says "okay!"

111.你媽超胖，當她去餐廳吃飯時，她會看著菜單然後說「好，就醬！」

        這裡的「okay」意指不點餐，全部菜色都要的意思。

: Yo mama is so fat that her neck looks like a dozen hot dogs!

112.你媽超胖，她的脖子看起來像排了一打熱狗。

        意象類似於多層下巴，只是位置移到脖子。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

113.你媽超胖，她玩高空彈跳時會直墜地獄。

: Yo mama is so fat that she's got her own area code!

114.你媽超胖，胖到有自己的（電話）區碼。

: Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets.

115.你媽超胖，胖到得買三張機票。

: Yo mama is so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

116.你媽超胖，她每次去海邊就會漲潮。

: Yo mama is so fat that she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

117.你媽超胖，她腿上有美國鐵路的記號。

        暗指大到可以在上面鋪鐵路。

: Yo mama is so fat that her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

118.你媽超胖，她的腿就像變質奶 - 又白又粗短！

: Yo mama is so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the
: her good side!

119.你媽超胖，我得搭火車再轉兩次公車才能到她的另一邊！

: Yo mama is so fat that she wakes up in sections!

120.你媽超胖，她得分段起床。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she lies on the beach no one else gets any sun!

121.你媽超胖，當她躺在沙灘上時，其他人都曬不到陽光。

: Yo mama is so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a
: helicopter!

122.你媽超胖，她的高中畢業照得從直升機上拍。

: Yo mama is so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

123.你媽超胖，她每次穿高跟鞋走路就會鑽探到石油。

        strike oil 是指鑽探到石油。

: Yo mama is so fat that she fell and created the Grand Canyon!

124.你媽超胖，她之前跌個跤就創造了大峽谷。

: Yo mama is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks!

125.你媽超胖，連她的衣服都有妊娠紋。

: Yo mama is so fat that she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

126.你媽超胖，胖到得拿錄放影機當呼叫器。

        這裡的 VCR 指的應該是傳統的卡式錄放影機。
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Videocassette_recorder

: Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a parked car!

127.你媽超胖，胖到被停妥的汽車撞。

        這裡的意思應該是指因為重量過重造成地面下陷，
        使得停妥的汽車下滑而撞到人。

: Yo mama is so fat that they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee
: jumping.

128.你媽超胖，她內衣的鬆緊帶可以拿來高空彈跳。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to
: get up again.

129.你媽超胖，當她在摔倒後想起身時，會把自己晃到睡著。

        起身的動作造成地震，地面晃動產生催眠效果。

: Yo mama is so fat that that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of
: gas.

130.你媽超胖，當我開車繞著她轉一圈時，我油用光了。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she went to church and sat on a bible, Jesus came
: out and said "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"

131.你媽超胖，她之前在教堂坐到聖經時，耶穌跑了出來說「放我的人一馬！」

        重量的壓迫 <=> 非人般奴隸生活的壓迫。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

132.你媽超胖，當她在演唱會舞動時，整個樂團都會彈跳起來。

        skip 最原始的意思是蹦跳。這裡的意思應該是指你媽跳舞時造成
        的震動大到能讓樂團在舞台上彈跳起來。

: Yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones.

133.你媽超胖，她腳跨兩個時區。

        其實一般人也可以輕易地腳跨兩時區，站在時區分界線即可。XD

: Yo mama is so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a
: bouncy castle.

134.你媽超胖，她去參加園遊會時小孩子以為她是蹦跳城堡。

        bouncy castle 是一種遊樂設施，外觀是城堡造型，
        內有彈簧墊：http://www.gortbouncycastles.com/pics/pic4.jpg

: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have
: to install speed bumps.

135.你媽超胖，她去吃到飽的時候，店家必須安裝減速丘。

        這裡指的是你媽在店內移動搜刮食物的速度很快，需要設減速丘減速。
    減速丘：http://positivelygood.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/speed.jpg

: Yo mama is so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing
: "We Are Family".

136.你媽超胖，她之前去海洋世界，鯨魚就開始唱「我們是一家人」。

: Yo mama is so fat that she fell out of both sides of her bed.

137.你媽超胖，她能同時掉下床的兩邊。

        可見這寬度非常寬...

: Yo mama is so fat that the stripes on her pajamas never end.

138.你媽超胖，她睡衣上的橫條紋永無止盡。

: Yo mama is so fat, Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts!

139.你媽超胖，她每次放屁高爾就會控告她造成全球暖化。

: Yo mama is so fat that she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial!

140.你媽超胖，市內每個辦桌的電話都被她設了快速撥號。

        caterer 指的是籌辦宴會的人。可以想像成籌辦流水席的人。

: Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it shows her own phone
: number.

141.你媽超胖，當她站上體重計時會顯示她的電話號碼。

: Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet - she's worldwide.

142.你媽超胖，她不需要網際網路，她遍佈全世界。

        這裡的 worldwide 衍生自 world wide web (簡稱 WWW)。
        對一般使用瀏覽器瀏覽網路的人來說，WWW 的世界等同於網路。

: Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads "lose some weight".

143.你媽超胖，當她站上體重計時，讀數會顯示「去減肥」。

: Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies!

144.你媽超胖，她得到的不是夢想，而是自己的電影。

: Yo mama's so fat that when she walks, she changes the earth's rotation!

145.你媽超胖，她走路能改變地球的自轉。

: Yo mama is so fat that she uses the entire country of Mexico as her tanning
: bed.

146.你媽超胖，她拿整個墨西哥當日光浴床。

        日光浴床：http://s1.djyimg.com/i6/81006112618836--ss.jpg

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