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標題 [翻譯] Polish Jokes 波蘭笑話集 (6)
時間 Fri Jul 12 04:43:45 2013

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[翻譯] Polish Jokes 波蘭笑話集 (6) @ B E L L E A Y A 雜七雜八創作小窩 :: 痞客邦 PIXNET ::
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Polish Jokes 波蘭笑話集翻譯 (6) 這次的好幾篇都好賤根本是直接人身攻擊的程度了XDDD這次的笑話選自 這個網站、這個網站、這個網站。 (1) Q: How do you stop ...
 

這次口味真的很重
歧視味很濃
不過基本上就是把它當歐美對波蘭人的玩笑話看吧!!
不要起爭議


(1)

Q: How do you stop a Polish tank?
A: Shoot the guys pushing it.

Q: 要怎麼讓一台波蘭坦克車停下來？
A: 射死後面推車的人。



(2)

There was this Polish woman who just delivered a baby.
Her doctor came into her room
and saw her with a bag of ice in between her breasts.
Her doctor asks how come?
She says, "that's to keep the milk fresh."

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(3)

Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a Polish funeral?
A: A garbage can only has two handles.

Q: 為什麼波蘭的喪禮只需要兩個人抬棺？
A: 垃圾桶只有兩個把手。






(4)

Q: How do you know when a Pollack has been in your back yard?
A: Your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant.

Q: 要怎麼知道一個波蘭人在你的後院？
A: 你家的垃圾不見了，而你養的狗懷孕了。



(5)

Q: Why don't Polish women breast-feed their babies?
A: It hurts too much when they boil the nipples.

Q: 為什麼波蘭女人不直接讓她們的嬰兒吸母奶？
A: 因為加熱母奶的時候奶頭太痛了。



(6)

Q: How does a polack take a shower?
A: Pee's in the wind.

Q: 波蘭人怎麼淋浴？
A: 在風中尿尿。





(7)

Q: How do you make a pollock crazy?
A: Stick him a round room and tell him to piss in a corner!

Q: 要怎麼讓一個波蘭人發瘋？
A: 把他關在圓形的房間，然後要他在角落尿尿。





(8)

A Pollack walked into a bar and sat down at the bar, where a news report was
on TV.
On the news a man was on a ledge outside an upper floor of a building
threatening to jump.

The bartender, who'd seen the news report before said,
"I'll bet you $50 he's going to jump."
The Pollack took the bet and put down a $50 bill on the bar.
Then the man on the ledge jumped to his death.

The bartender picked up the $50 bill but then, realizing that he'd taken
advantage of a poor, dumb Pollack,
his conscience got the better of him and he said,
"Look, I'm going to give you back your money. I have to confess that I saw
that news report before."
"That's O.K.," said the Pollack, "I saw it before too, but I didn't think he
was gonna do it again!"

一個波蘭人進了酒吧並在吧檯前坐下，而電視上正在播著新聞。
新聞中是一個男子站在高樓的窗臺威脅要跳樓。

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(9)

The first Polish spacecraft was put into orbit with two astronauts.
One of them took a space walk to repair something on the exterior of the
spacecraft.
When he was done he knocked on the airlock's inner door.
And the other Pollack asked, "Who's there?"

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(10)

Q: Why are Pollacks the only ones who eat shit?
A: They're the only ones who know how to cook it.

Q: 為什麼只有波蘭人吃大便？
A: 因為他們是唯一知道怎麼烹調大便的。




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Q: Why do they they throw shit on the walls at a Polish wedding?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.

Q: 為什麼波蘭人要在婚禮時把大便丟在牆上？
A: 為了讓新娘身上的蒼蠅飛走。



(12)

Q: What does a Pollack use to clean salad bowls?
A: A bowl brush.

Q: 波蘭人要怎麼洗碗？
A: 用馬桶刷。






(13)

Did you hear of the polac who was told to blow up a car?
He burnt his mouth on the exhaust pipe.

你有聽說被叫去幫車子打氣的波蘭人嗎？
他在吹排氣管的時候燙傷嘴巴。





(14)

Q: What's the biggest problem of Polish dump operators?
A: Shoplifting.

Q: 波蘭的垃圾掩埋場最大的困擾是什麼？
A: 垃圾會被偷。



(15)

A ventriloquist had just finished his Pollack joke routine
when a huge, drunk Pollack confronted him,
"I'm sick of your Pollack jokes and I'm going to knock the shit out of you."
"I'm sorry, it was all in good fun, " replied the comedian.
The Pollack retorted, "I was talking to little asshole on your knee."

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(16)

A Pollack walked into a bar with dogshit in his hand and said to the
bartender,
"Look what I almost stepped it!"

一個波蘭人跑進酒吧，手上抓著狗大便，對酒保說：
「看我剛剛差點踩到什麼！」





(17)

A Pollack walked in to a pizza place and ordered a pizza.
The pizza man asked him, "Should I cut it into six pieces or eight?"
And the Pollack answered, "Cut it into six; I couldn't eat eight."

一個波蘭人到披薩店點了一塊披薩。
店員問他：「請問要切成六片還是八片呢？」
波蘭人回答：「切六片吧！八片我吃不下。」





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Q: Have you heard about the Polish cocktail?
A: Perrier and water.

Q: 你知道波蘭的雞尾酒怎做的嗎？
A: 沛綠雅氣泡礦泉水和水。





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Q: What's the most popular Polish fast-food restaurant?
A: Booger King.

Q: 波蘭最知名的速食餐廳是什麼？
A: 鼻屎王。





(20)

Q: Why do Polish airplanes fly so low?
A: So the pilots can read the street signs.

Q: 為什麼波蘭的客機飛這麼低？
A: 這樣機師才能看見路標。




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噓 chx64:沒笑 滿滿的種族歧視味16F 07/12 10:38
推 KanoLoa:可以把波蘭換成鄉民，就沒有種族歧視了17F 07/12 10:47
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噓 simongarden:歧視偏見有什麼好笑…19F 07/12 11:26
噓 teason:...20F 07/12 11:58
推 Connec:波蘭人到底多討人厭啦XDDDD21F 07/12 12:00
推 d200190:會把這些笑話當真的才是真歧視22F 07/12 12:19
噓 simongarden:http://9gag.com/gag/216337 下面進攻的鄉民是?23F 07/12 12:43
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推 yl817803:好笑推26F 07/12 12:51
推 HornyDragon:Booger King wwwwwwwwwwwwww27F 07/12 12:56
推 f791026:推。會把笑話當真的才是真正的歧視28F 07/12 13:03
推 sylvy:有看有推!29F 07/12 13:19
推 u8572535:歧視是事實 但是好笑還是推30F 07/12 13:31
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