看板 car作者 Scape (缺鈣缺很大)標題 [情報] 英國人上路開車平均每160公里罵41次髒話時間 Wed Oct 17 10:31:51 2018
來源:
https://goo.gl/pdy5oQ
https://i.imgur.com/H5VYcvt.jpg
這是現代汽車對2000位駕駛所做的一項調查
發現平均約4公里駕駛就會"發誓"(swear)一次
(通常swear 後面就會接著噴一串 XD)
在英國每月平均的通勤距離約是600公里
這表示每月會出現至少152句髒話(curse word)
這還不包括每月平均接送小孩上下學的103公里
這103公里另外代表了其他23個以'F'、'C'、'B'開頭的字眼及其他髒話
不過當小孩在車上的時候
通常父母就會用一些比較軟的詞來代替髒話,例如'fudging hell'
以下是讓他們會生氣罵髒話的30大理由:
1 .Someone cutting you up
2 .When someone nearly changes lanes into you
3 .When you see someone texting and driving
4 .When someone doesn't use their indicator
5 .When someone doesn't use their indicator
6 .When someone leaves their high beams on
7 .Someone driving too slowly in front of you
8 .When people park over two spaces
9 .When someone doesn't thank you for waiting for them
10.When someone stays in the middle lane of the motorway
11.Getting stuck behind a tractor
12.When someone beeps at you
13.When a cyclist runs a red light
14.When a lorry slowly overtakes another one, causing a tailback
15.When you get flashed by a speed camera
16.When you're stuck in traffic
17.Getting stuck behind a cyclist
18.Running late 19.Being stuck in a traffic jam
20.When someone undertakes you on the motorway
21.Someone speeding past you
22.Getting stuck behind a lorry
23.When someone takes too long to park
24.When people 'rubberneck' at traffic accidents
25.0ne of your passengers 'backseat driving'
26.Getting stuck behind a bus
27.Getting stuck behind a milk float
28.Hitting a red light
29.Having to slow down for speed bumps
30.Being held up by an accident up ahead
=====================================================================
英國平均四公里噴一句,台灣不知道平均會是多少 XDDD
--
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 1.34.252.81
※ 文章代碼(AID): #1RnfyQ4N (car)
※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/car/M.1539743514.A.117.html
→ DYE: 台灣人修養好4F 10/17 10:43
推 geniusw: 台灣可以罵 但不能按喇叭10F 10/17 10:51
推 ailio: 台灣平均四個路口罵一次吧 XD11F 10/17 10:55
推 supereva: 我承認我是車怒族
對那種自己開自己的三寶 一定要罵一下15F 10/17 11:04
推 as74155: 4跟5是不是重複了呀17F 10/17 11:09
推 z8903: 台灣每是三輛車經過就會罵一次19F 10/17 11:23
推 Hua0722: 我上車就先罵個幹才發動,算是啟動暗碼21F 10/17 11:28
→ Scape: 4跟5原文就這樣重複了,所以只好照貼22F 10/17 11:35
→ Scape: 大概是cunt吧,我猜 XD24F 10/17 11:38
--