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1.
我咬咬牙，緊握斷掉的手臂並跟精靈說“我希望這鎮子上的每個人都能知道我丈夫有多可
怕和令人作嘔”。
沒有任何事發生。
原文網址：https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xqusoz/i_grit_my
I grit my teeth and held my broken arm as I told the genie, "I wish everyone in town knew how horrible and evil my husband is." : TwoSentenceHorror 13.0k votes, 201 comments. Nothing changed. ...
2.
當我在享受來世的生活時，有個天使跑來告訴我醫生成功把我救活了，所以我得回到自己
的身體裡。
我哭了出來，為自己得再次當個植物人感到絕望。
原文網址：https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xsrvfv/i_was_enj
I was enjoying my afterlife in the paradise when an angel told me I have to go back to my body as the doctor successfully revived me. : TwoSentenceHorror 9.9k votes, 164 comments. I cried in despair knowing that I have to live in a vegetative state again. ...
3.
“當他們看到地板有多乾淨，肯定會給我加薪的”。新來的清潔工邊說邊把漂白水跟阿摩
尼亞一起倒進水桶裡。
原文網址：https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xto7hs/theyll_ju
"They'll just have to give me a raise once they see how clean these floors are," the newly hired Janitor said as he poured the bleach and ammonia bottles into the mop bucket. : TwoSentenceHorror 7.5k votes, 300 comments. 1.0m members in the TwoSentenceHorror community. Give us your scariest story in two sentences (or less)! ...
4.
如果你精神失常了，你會知道嗎？
好好想一想，人生中那些美好回憶，所愛的人事物，都可能是你自己腦子裡那扭曲世
界的產物。
原文網址：https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xoszr7/if_you_we
If you were clinically insane, how would you really know? : TwoSentenceHorror 6.2k votes, 298 comments. Let that soak in for a moment, all your experiences, your memories, your loved ones could just be the manifestations of a … ...
5.
在能和樹溝通的科技被研發出來後，學術界感到一片雀躍。
然而歡喜迅速轉化為恐懼，因科學家們收到的唯一訊息是宣戰宣言。
原文網址：https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xr9qw7/the_scien
The Scientific community cheered as the technology to communicate with trees was finally rolled out. : TwoSentenceHorror 5.5k votes, 244 comments. That feeling quickly subsided as the only message received was a Declaration of War. ...
6.
在看到兒子平安出生後，我高興的哭了出來。
但我同時也因小女兒難產而死而感到哀傷。
原文網址：https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xoc0ap/i_cried_w
I cried with joy when my first son was born healthy. : TwoSentenceHorror 5.0k votes, 198 comments. And wept with sadness that my youngest daughter died during his childbirth. ...
7.
隨著警報響起，我的兒子抬頭仰望，臉上掛著大大的笑容，“爸爸快看，有消防車在天上
飛耶！”
看到無數飛彈在頭上飛過，我低下身並強迫自己擠出一個笑容，“對阿兒子，消防車飛過
來了。”
原文網址：https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xt3zze/as_the_si
As the sirens went off, my sons face lit up with a smile yelling "Daddy, Firetruck!" : TwoSentenceHorror 4.1k votes, 72 comments. I saw the dozens of missiles fly above us, I got down and forced a smile through my tears and replied "Yes son, the … ...
8.
我因羊水破裂而尖叫，並和丈夫匆忙駕車趕往醫院去分娩。
現在，躺在骯髒的溝渠裡，我感到褲子被鮮血浸透，同時淚水流下我的臉頰。
原文網址：https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xrowv8/i_screame
I screamed as I felt my water break, rushing into labor with my husband holding my hand as we sped towards the hospital. : TwoSentenceHorror 3.9k votes, 158 comments. As we lie here in a ditch, I can feel blood soaking my pants and tears soaking my face. ...
9.
當看到我九歲的女兒在法庭哭泣的樣子後，我感到心沉到了谷底。
陪審團絕不可能相信是她，而不是我這個大男人殺了我老婆。
原文網址：https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xr5cue/my_heart_
My heart sank as I watched my 9 year old daughter cry in court. : TwoSentenceHorror 2.8k votes, 91 comments. There is no way the jury is going to believe she killed my wife and not me. ...
10.
僅管被憂鬱的心情纏身，她做了幾個月來頭一次的自我照顧。
她洗了澡，刷了牙，並穿上了最喜歡的衣服，畢竟她希望當警察找到她時，自己的樣子不
會太難看。
原文網址：https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xtr8x0/despite_h
Despite her depression, she did self care for the first time in months. : TwoSentenceHorror 4.6k votes, 129 comments. She showered, brushed her teeth, and put on her favourite clothes, after all, she wanted to look nice when they found her. ...
11.
在從南美州回來的班機上，我整趟航程都在盡力克制自己的反胃感，但一踏出機場，我立
刻吐了出來。
在看到吐出來的東西只有破掉的氣球後，我立刻就知道自己死定了。
（註：中南美運毒其中一種方式為將毒品灌到氣球內，然後將氣球吞下肚以躲過海關搜查
。）
原文網址：https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xnebmq/though_i_
Though I managed to keep my unsettled stomach down during the flight home from South America, as soon as I got out of the airport, I threw up… : TwoSentenceHorror 6.9k votes, 221 comments. When I saw only shredded scraps of the numerous balloons however, I knew I was as good as already dead… ...
12.
“別碰她！”在看到那男人靠近我女兒後，我對他大叫。
“先付完錢才准碰。”
原文網址：https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/x7nnyk/dont_touc
“Don’t touch her!” I screamed as the man got closer to my daughter. : TwoSentenceHorror 6.7k votes, 161 comments. “You’re only allowed to touch after you’ve paid.” ...
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※ 編輯: Lemonfish004 (42.72.16.169 臺灣), 10/03/2022 14:18:00
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推 : 看多了開始越來越難有後勁了1F 10/03 14:36
推 : 謝謝翻譯 好好看2F 10/03 15:03
推 : 好看 謝謝翻譯 第一則看不懂3F 10/03 15:16
推 : 看不懂1 6是獸父?4F 10/03 15:22
推 : 6是龍鳳胎ㄅ5F 10/03 15:22
→ : 8是發生車禍嗎?6F 10/03 15:22
推 : 我的解讀是：1是指所有人本來就知道她被家暴但是沒人願意幫她；6是鬼父讓小女兒懷孕難產死亡7F 10/03 15:28
推 : 我想得太簡單了QQ9F 10/03 15:34
推 : 8是啥 除了1之外都沒啥後勁了10F 10/03 15:39
推 : 8就車禍啊11F 10/03 15:53
推 : 我以為6是龍鳳胎 OAO"12F 10/03 15:56
推 : 8我的想法是以為丈夫要帶她去醫院結果被丟包在水溝裡…13F 10/03 16:03
推 : 9看不太懂QQ14F 10/03 16:06
推 : 車禍跟丟棄都說得過去15F 10/03 16:06
→ : 2遇過 笑不出來16F 10/03 16:16
推 : 9應該是老婆是女兒殺的，可是沒人會相信男主…17F 10/03 16:17
推 : 文2裡那個投胎速度會不會太快了點18F 10/03 16:31
推 : 2.不是投胎啦，是植物人瀕死後又被救回19F 10/03 17:08
推 : 謝謝翻譯20F 10/03 17:24
推 : 推翻譯21F 10/03 17:28
推 : 5讓人想到電影破天慌
9回去看原文的文法會比較好懂22F 10/03 18:10
9回去看原文的文法會比較好懂22F 10/03 18:10
推 : 推推24F 10/03 18:50
→ : 10好難過
這集怎麼這麼多FBI25F 10/03 18:51
這集怎麼這麼多FBI25F 10/03 18:51
推 : 看不懂1耶～27F 10/03 18:54
推 : 第一個好絕望28F 10/03 19:39
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