看板 joke作者 bear3434 (大雄)標題 [XD] 真有人性的 鬼屋時間 Mon Aug 15 20:27:23 2011
話說我幾個朋友不知道哪來的膽子
4個人衝去京華城最近辦的鬼屋
想當然裡面陰森的氣氛讓人毛骨悚然
進去後 走到個狹小的窄廊.....
後面突然出現三個鬼(殭屍)慢慢逼近我們
口中都發出~~像是惡靈古堡殭屍的聲音
噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~~~~~~
但此時!!!
我們四人前面竟然是個柵欄!!!!!!!!
( ̄□ ̄|||)a
裡面也有個殭屍發出低沉呻吟 伸手出來要抓我們
朋友A: 乾!! 沒有路了阿
朋友B: 阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿(他進鬼屋後幾乎沒睜開眼.....)
我: 怎麼辦啦?? 是要拿小刀劃他?!!! 還是開槍??
朋友C: 靠北阿!!! 後面三個鬼在我旁邊吐氣啦!!!!!!
後面殭屍三人組: 繼續 噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~~~~~~
柵欄裡的殭屍 : 一樣 噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~~~~~~
就這樣 卡關了.........陷入無限的輪迴
就當我們幾乎崩潰時
柵欄裡的殭屍 :噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~@#$@$$!#~~~
噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~~~有$#專#$%~~~
噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~~右~轉~啦(一樣壓著聲音說)~~~~~~
原來 右手邊有條更窄的小路.........
這.............. 這年頭 當鬼都還要有點人性
(  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ
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→ bear3434:裡面有個鬼 是要在地上用爬的來追你.....
後來我們還問他 這樣會不會累?!!!6F 08/15 20:44
推 qqqqww:右轉 沒人找你...8F 08/15 20:45
→ bear3434:鬼:噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~揪~添~A~阿~~~~9F 08/15 20:45
推 Lavchi:鬼:噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~Thanks, 超智~~~~10F 08/15 20:53
推 zealeliot:想到之前有新聞報說鬼屋裡有女鬼被襲胸 當場嚇跑XD11F 08/15 20:53
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推 shaka1aka:= =在你大腿上寫個 "右轉" 好了。。。15F 08/15 20:56
推 tigerflyer:還好吧不是一直都這樣嗎= =
女鬼襲胸哪招...16F 08/15 20:58
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推 Refauth:女鬼:媽的啊我是要叫到幾點啊?真是奧客.....35F 08/15 21:11
推 p310605:以前社團夜教也曾走錯方向 被趴在地上的鬼偷指路線36F 08/15 21:13
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推 lazydoggy:推 Lavchi:鬼:噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~Thanks,超智.是智超吧XD54F 08/15 21:39
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推 KuangChao:以前玩的時候鬼也是要我快走!!!XDDD59F 08/15 21:45
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推 ll0:我同學(男)嚇到跟鬼說:啊!你敢碰我我就告你!鬼還真的退後兩步72F 08/15 22:08
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推 watashiD:XDDDDDDDDDDD 鬼:真的很笨...77F 08/15 22:13
→ h45279802:阿鬼: 幹不要一直卡著好嗎 後面還一排要進來!78F 08/15 22:16
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推 tks9527:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 難得在就可笑這麼久...110F 08/15 23:26
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推 gev942:鬼表示:是要走了沒???116F 08/15 23:39
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※ 編輯: bear3434 來自: 123.192.26.92 (08/16 01:39)
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→ kimimskimi:幹 想到夜教學弟妹嚇到不敢往前走 走還走錯方向...
害我還要靠近他們叫他們往這邊走...180F 08/16 17:59
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