看板 StupidClown作者 Lanx ()標題 [無言] 遙想當年讀大四時時間 Sun Sep 18 01:07:39 2011
因為快畢業了,又自己住套房
所以每次上課都不急不徐,慢慢來
挑套衣服 弄好頭髮 噴個止汗劑再慢慢晃去上課
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有天上課,我還是慢慢的摸
心想,反正這堂課重修第二次了,
教授點名的時間早就摸透了,而且分數算一算也穩過的。
(不知道為啥,真的愈老心臟愈大...)
直到時間快來不及了,才趕緊打包垃圾 拿著手提包出門上課
(因為去學校路上會經過垃圾集中區,只是要丟過圍牆罷了)
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這天,我一如往常的把垃圾甩到圍牆的另一端
結果好死不死被幾個學生看到,他們就一直盯著我看
(我猜他們應該是新生吧,一副很驚訝的樣子...)
而老鳥我呢,就用很酷的表情撇了他們一眼,轉身離開
不曉得是不是因為那天真的很酷
路上總是有人會看著我... 讓我很想說「跨殺小」
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結果第二節打鐘時,我剛好走進教室
馬的,整間教室學弟妹都在看著我
我真的很想說: 「是沒看過學長遲到嗎? 只有大一新生才會傻傻的準時到啦!」
然後就用很冷靜的表情,酷酷的找個角落的位置坐下
然後把手上的垃圾袋輕輕甩到桌子上。
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
幹拎娘我的手提包咧?
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推 chaokevin:不愧是大四的XD 果然跟新生很不一樣 連包包都...12F 09/18 01:34
推 nidynidy:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!13F 09/18 01:36
推 gn0481914:不能慌 這個場面要那個什麼住 然後一個什麼回來15F 09/18 01:40
推 yannjen:樓上也有做過同樣的事嗎~驚嘆號好多XD16F 09/18 01:40
→ mrcat:樓上……據說平常要利用洗澡時間自我檢查喔
樓樓上20F 09/18 01:44
推 wugui:後勁好強XDDD讓它爆吧23F 09/18 01:50
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推 rockmanleon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太威武啦!!!!學長好棒!!!31F 09/18 02:02
推 gn02320324:學弟妹:學長好專業唷..真的都不怕..連包包都丟了(崇拜32F 09/18 02:03
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推 jackfuck:把手上的垃圾袋輕輕甩到桌子上XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD34F 09/18 02:06
推 hahaw0w:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD40F 09/18 02:17
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推 XBOX720:整個場面你HOLD住 一個MOVE包丟過去 垃圾袋提回來 XDDDDD43F 09/18 02:23
推 oXnXo:學長好帥XDDD45F 09/18 02:24
推 CaiMom:笑到我弟用異樣眼光看著我...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD49F 09/18 02:29
推 fishhhh:我也曾經把手機順手丟到路邊垃圾桶...空的飲料杯還在手上最後就看到我在路邊挖垃圾桶 ..................
(真的不是街友阿)(哭)52F 09/18 02:36
推 DJ440327:我曾經撥蝦子撥到最後一片蝦殼時..把蝦肉往垃圾袋丟Q.Q55F 09/18 02:48
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推 exact:大四就是大四 硬是跟大一小朋友不一樣!! "一袋"宗師受人景仰58F 09/18 02:58
推 patoo:大一:同學 為什麼有人拿垃圾來上課 同學:噓~那是大四學長62F 09/18 03:17
推 chiick:樓上好壞XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD63F 09/18 03:27
推 kim1990:大四學長與眾不同的是...帶垃圾來上課........XD64F 09/18 03:28
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推 xchangex:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD79F 09/18 08:29
推 p78533578:我還在想都丟垃圾,怎麼又會把垃圾袋放在桌上。XDDDDDD80F 09/18 08:48
推 KYZ087:太猛啦!!!81F 09/18 08:55
→ innctu:垃圾袋裡有筆記本嗎XDD82F 09/18 09:02
推 thealex:手提包 R.I.P.83F 09/18 09:05
推 Fisher86:小大一在這跟學長致敬.........85F 09/18 09:42
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推 star708:雙重笑點阿這篇XDDDDDDDDDD87F 09/18 09:56
推 babebe:我還看了兩次,想說我是不是漏掉那一段咧~~XDDD90F 09/18 10:14
推 musiclife:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 最後手提包有撿回來嗎91F 09/18 10:19
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推 Hans14:爆吧! 手提袋113F 09/18 11:50
推 oplk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD114F 09/18 11:50
推 sktzy:太好笑了~~~想知道包包結局~~115F 09/18 11:52
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推 ogeneo:XDDDD 所以說丟垃圾時 手上拿別的東西很危險118F 09/18 11:55
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推 willy319:以後上課要帶垃圾袋(筆記)138F 09/18 13:29
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推 HADILEN:學長太強了 一包垃圾放在桌上我看教授也不敢當你了XD146F 09/18 14:11
推 sunluna:學長真帥 提垃圾袋上課真是太新潮了!!147F 09/18 14:17
→ sungu:太好笑了啦!!!!!!!!!!!新生一定覺得你超奇怪的,哈哈哈149F 09/18 14:24
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