看板 StupidClown
作者 River630 (怕鬼的無神論者)
標題 [大哭] 頭痛加上腹瀉...
時間 Wed Oct  5 04:52:22 2011


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↑是的。


事情是這樣的,

某天我頭痛,太陽穴那邊脹脹熱熱的很不舒服,睡覺、吃止痛藥都沒效,


痛了一整天,室友也被我煩了一整天。


然後,更慘的是下午又加上肚子痛。

蹲完廁所後,神奇的事情發生了--


就在我神清氣 爽 地踏出廁所的那個瞬間,


我發現我的頭痛停了!!!

我的頭不痛了!\⊙▽⊙/



樂顛顛地跑去和室友報告喜訊,

「黑糖黑糖!我拉完肚子後頭就不痛了欸!!」馬桶還真是個神奇的東西啊嘖嘖...



室友眉毛抬了一下,



「...幹哩頭殼ㄉㄟ賽喔?」(台)

       ...幹哩頭殼ㄉㄟ賽喔...

           ...幹哩頭殼ㄉㄟ賽喔............〒▽〒

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agogoman:http://tinyurl.com/63g268u
很明顯的感覺到只要大便一排出,頭痛就立刻瞬間消失...38F 10/05 13:05
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(River630.): [大哭] 頭痛加上腹瀉... - Stupid板