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[無言] 再晚來半天的話....
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Tue May 22 00:13:08 2012
從朋友FB上看到的PO文:
剛剛校醫院進來一對情侶
女的看起來楚楚可憐,男的滿臉心疼焦急
男:「醫生快幫我看她手上的傷口!」
醫生問:「這傷口半天啦?」
男:「嗯,上午被紙片割的。」
醫生:「哦,你們要再晚來半天的話,這傷口就... 」
男的緊張的插話:「就怎麼樣????」
醫生:「...就自己好了。」
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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紙片 Lv.1
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不管有更緊急病情的人需要急診或是病床,直接掛急診!
文中情侶該不會是去了醫學中心吧(校醫院有可能~)
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醫生應該也很無言吧~~~
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