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標題 [轉寄][趣事] 誰賣了我的資料?
時間 2010年09月19日 Sun. PM 11:19:02

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作者 Winson1017 (坐北潮男)
標題 [趣事] 誰賣了我的資料?
時間 Wed Sep 15 00:19:26 2010

以下是我堂哥發生的真實故事
我堂哥在MSN上的名字叫黃哈梅,是當初申請hotmail時留的;申請商周會員就叫黃商周,申請雅虎
就叫黃雅虎....直到有一天電話推銷打給他

"黃中信先生嗎?"
他就知道中信把他的個資賣掉了

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國小的時候女生喜歡隔壁的大哥哥男生喜歡年輕的正妹
國中的時候女生喜歡在班上出風頭的男生男生喜歡年輕的正妹
高中的時候女生喜歡會打籃球又帥的學長男生喜歡年輕的正妹
大學的時候女生喜歡有汽車的人男生喜歡年輕的正妹
進入社會後女生喜歡有錢有房有車的人男生喜歡年輕的正妹
所以說女生是善變的男生是專情的

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噓 montes3388:中信?你是指銀行嗎?3F 09/15 00:22

推 oilgreen:這招真的不錯!!!!4F 09/15 00:23

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推 Lavchi:!!!!!!!!!!!!!學起來6F 09/15 00:24

推 payton00045:黃批踢嗎?7F 09/15 00:25

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推 h1239059:推!!10F 09/15 00:27

→ CapriciousX:不錯! 這招很妙!11F 09/15 00:27

→ rererere147:ψ-(._. )>12F 09/15 00:28

→ tkhunter:不錯！不過這樣學起來，會不會大家的名都一樣....13F 09/15 00:29

推 damnwow: 田噗浪 ?14F 09/15 00:31

推 rsy:怪怪的!!!如果是銀行或信用卡應該是本名怎麼可能用假名?15F 09/15 00:31

推 l1l1l1l1:中信的問卷吧我猜16F 09/15 00:35

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→ dog5566:堂哥 = 表哥18F 09/15 00:39

歹勢,打錯了,是堂哥

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推 ahuahala:天才20F 09/15 00:43

推 curstwings:堂哥還是表哥 XD21F 09/15 00:44

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嗯啊,是真的!!

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推 LoCKeR941010:============說好的堂哥呢=========================45F 09/15 01:01

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謝謝各位大大們的支持囉!!小弟跪謝

推 secscy:高招53F 09/15 01:05

推 atron:GJ!54F 09/15 01:07

※ 編輯: Winson1017 來自: 71.95.221.26 (09/15 01:08)

推 nick0367:厲害!!55F 09/15 01:07

推 blueocean29:黃辜苟黃玉山黃小七黃你家 .......56F 09/15 01:08

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→ daflcorn:不過這招太高招了!

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推 ueu72312:超屌!!!80F 09/15 01:32

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噓 berniechen:中信不是銀行嗎?最好銀行可以用假名啦91F 09/15 01:42

可能我堂哥做問卷調查吧
※ 編輯: Winson1017 來自: 71.95.221.26 (09/15 01:44)

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→ samhou6:ㄟㄟ該低掉了別讓它上新聞117F 09/15 03:33
噓 samhou6:低調

→ CREA …

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噓 DancingDoll:幫低調好方法!!!121F 09/15 04:32

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推 elfswordsman:好笑 XD126F 09/15 06:24

感謝各位大大的鼓勵,為了證明這不是我自己亂編的而是我堂哥真正遇到的事情

http://ppt.cc/2,Mq
※ 編輯: Winson1017 來自: 71.95.221.26 (09/15 06:36)

推 yus1114:這招厲害 XD127F 09/15 06:36

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推 jacksonli:黃搜滴黃一本130F 09/15 07:37

推 j807192003:黃小弟:把拔原PO堂哥:!!!131F 09/15 07:50

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推 dreamnyanya:我也要學!!!!!!!不然我每次都要想其他名字真累XD149F 09/15 10:10

推 zaq1xsw2121:太厲害了!!!!150F 09/15 10:40

推 Asucks:厲害！！！！！151F 09/15 10:44

→ ijtm:高手152F 09/15 10:46

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推 CN091118:XD157F 09/15 11:14

推 nieh:GJ158F 09/15 11:15

感謝各位大大的支持,這是小弟第一次被推爆,跪謝!!!
※ 編輯: Winson1017 來自: 71.95.221.26 (09/15 11:24)

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推 cawayigainax:請問是黃師虎嘛?160F 09/15 11:29

推 Ekmund:這個屌好招XDDDDD161F 09/15 11:32

推 Abric:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD162F 09/15 11:43

推 mhj:超屌的~~ XD163F 09/15 11:56

推 ghghfftjack:........這招不錯164F 09/15 11:57

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推 s86283:好招167F 09/15 12:19

推 kinple:XDD168F 09/15 12:26

推 a037111:請問是黃後宮先生嗎?169F 09/15 12:30

推 ShizukaShih:高招!!!!170F 09/15 12:30

→ pepeoa:屌!!!!!!!!!!!!171F 09/15 12:34

推 KingKingCold:好屌....建議原po把這篇文章轉到八卦版172F 09/15 12:39
→ KingKingCold:表面上是JOKE文實際上暗藏好大的八卦!

推 dumdumgenius:媽我在這174F 09/15 12:40

拜託,請各位大大不要轉版,我怕被告....
※ 編輯: Winson1017 來自: 71.95.221.26 (09/15 12:42)

噓 montes3388:為什麼你堂哥不叫黃臉書?175F 09/15 12:51

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推 KingKingCold:XDDD 這麼怕被告 po在這裡就不會被告了嗎? XD178F 09/15 13:07

記者都在八卦抄新聞
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推 ddtddr:好高招！！！191F 09/15 15:19

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推 chiyan:太厲害了吧!!235F 09/16 08:45

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→ wangyc:XD237F 09/16 12:16

推 jacky7744111:簽名檔中肯238F 09/16 13:37

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推 yamie0204:好厲害XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD241F 09/16 18:10

推 accin:wow242F 09/16 22:38

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→ gto37513:老實說我不太了解最後再講什麼捏244F 09/17 16:44

推 LDBBS:看不懂欸有翻譯嗎245F 09/17 20:37

推 zusuki:fb 怎沒用黃費死?..= =246F 09/17 22:09

推 minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDD247F 09/17 22:23

→ eisenccw:Good248F 09/17 23:49

推 happys425:高招!!!!!!249F 09/18 02:07

※ optimize:轉錄至看板 NTTU_CSIE99 09/18 16:44

推 fox24106:這不推不行~連簽名檔都讚阿~!!!XD250F 09/18 20:32

推 night7410:超專業!!!!251F 09/18 21:52

推 specialneo:高招！！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD252F 09/19 11:01

推 sayolin:DDDD253F 09/19 16:35

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