※ 本文為 doracacazin 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2012-12-15 17:47:45
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作者 標題 [外絮]國外有趣的玩家投訴案件
時間 Sat Dec 15 16:20:47 2012
最近RIOT推出了一個叫Tribunal的系統 讓滿30級的玩家查看和票選玩家舉報的案件
每個人一天可以看10個投訴的案件 這個網站收集了一些玩家覺得有趣分享出來的投訴案
件http://ppt.cc/BmmM 試著翻了幾則好笑的 翻得不好的地方還請見諒~
有對話的:
penisbird69 [All] [00:03:54]: I DIDNT THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO
DIE MORE THAN THE JEWS IN 1941 BUT LOOK AT YOU
penisbird69 [All] [00:03:54]: 我從來沒想過有人會比1941年的猶太人死的還要多 但
是你看看你...
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Aldariel [13:39:51]: trynd, please, say 'c57'
paull1987 [13:39:57]: c57
paull1987 [13:39:58]: ?
Aldariel [13:40:00]: thanks
Aldariel [All] [13:40:08]: trynd is not a bot
Aldariel [13:39:51]: 蠻王, 請跟著我念'c57'
paull1987 [13:39:57]: c57
paull1987 [13:39:58]: ?
Aldariel [13:40:00]: 謝謝
Aldariel [All] [13:40:08]: 蠻王不是BOT
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Gezora [06:03:44]: U STUPID FUK COULDNT EXHAUST EARLIER
MartinLutherKong [06:03:55]: i exhausted ur mom
MartinLutherKong [06:03:57]: in bed
Gezora [06:03:44]: 你他媽的不能早點放虛弱嗎?
MartinLutherKong [06:03:55]: 我早虛弱你媽了
MartinLutherKong [06:03:57]: 在床上
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[Ryze (Blue)] Your whirlwind suck! It's annoying, stop it!
[Rammus (Blue)] Janna your whirlwind is so stupid. It does nothing.
[Janna (Purp)] Rammus, your sonic super ball does nothing either.
[Janna (Purp)] You can't explain that.
[Ryze (Blue)] Janna, your whirlwind pisses me off. It's so stupid.
[Ryze (Blue)] I fucking hate you so much, I would pay $100 dollars to see you
die IRL
[Janna (Purp)] I would pay $100 dollars to see you taken by a whirlwind IRL.
[Rammus (Blue)] That's not funny. My grandfather was killed in a tornado last
year.
[Janna (Purp)] It was me.
[Rammus (Blue)] I'm reporting you!
[雷茲 (Blue)] 你的颶風放的好爛 有夠討厭的, 給我住手!
[拉姆斯 (Blue)] 珍娜你的颶風有夠笨. 完全沒啥屁用.
[珍娜 (Purp)] 拉姆斯, 你的Q也好不到哪去.
[珍娜 (Purp)] 沒話說了吧.
[雷茲 (Blue)] 珍娜,你的颶風讓我看得很火大. 有夠白癡的拉.
[雷茲 (Blue)] 我他媽的超討厭你的, 我願意付100美金看你死
[珍娜 (Purp)] 我願意付100美金看颶風把你帶走
[雷茲 (Blue)] 我他媽的超討厭你的, 我願意付100美金看你死
[珍娜 (Purp)] 我願意付100美金看颶風把你帶走
[拉姆斯 (Blue)] 這並不好笑. 我阿公去年才死於龍捲風.
[珍娜 (Purp)] 那龍捲風是我放的.
[拉姆斯 (Blue)] 我要投訴你!
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DeathsPain [00:59:31]: how old r u lux?
silverhunter [00:59:47]: um 10
silverhunter [00:59:53]: 4th grade
silverhunter [01:00:32]: i can smoke pot if i want to
DeathsPain [00:59:31]: 拉克斯你幾歲?
silverhunter [00:59:47]: 恩 10歲
silverhunter [00:59:53]: 小學四年級
silverhunter [01:00:32]: 如果我要的話可以抽大麻
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BlizzyDN[All] [08:20:16]: these koreans are getting mad
BlizzyDN[All] [08:20:21]: yelling at me in rice speak
BlizzyDN[All] [08:20:36]: you know
BlizzyDN[All] [08:20:39]: ching chong chang
BlizzyDN[All] [14:24:50]: YOU STUPID CUNT-EYE
BlizzyDN[All] [14:30:55]: when a horse farmer has a retarded horse he shoots
it immediately
BlizzyDN[All] [14:31:01]: all i'm saying is we could learn a bit from horse
farmers
BlizzyDN[All] [14:36:17]: what kind of limp-dicked oriental faggot dies 14
times
BlizzyDN[All] [14:36:48]: just hurry up and win the game you useless slants
BlizzyDN[All] [14:37:48]: further substantiating the fact that only cheap
faggot gooks play mord
BlizzyDN[All] [08:20:16]: 這些韓國人很不爽喔
BlizzyDN[All] [08:20:21]: 滿嘴噴米飯的對我靠杯
BlizzyDN[All] [08:20:36]: 你知道我的意思
BlizzyDN[All] [08:20:39]: 一直在清芎圈(學韓國人說話...)
BlizzyDN[All] [14:24:50]: YOU STUPID CUNT-EYE(不知道怎麼翻 反正就是髒話)
BlizzyDN[All] [14:30:55]: 當一個養馬的農夫有一隻弱智的馬 他會馬上射死這隻馬
BlizzyDN[All] [14:31:01]: 我要說的是我們可以從這個養馬的農夫身上學到一點
BlizzyDN[All] [14:36:17]: 是什麼樣的短屌亞洲gay會死14次
BlizzyDN[All] [14:36:48]: 趕快贏了這場你這個沒用的東西
BlizzyDN[All] [14:37:48]: 另外補充一下 只有韓國狗才會玩魔鬥凱薩
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------BlizzyDN[All] [08:20:16]: these koreans are getting mad
NinJaxXxMonsTa (Soraka) [00:08:14] : man fuck yall
NinJaxXxMonsTa (Soraka) [00:08:15] : dhtw
NinJaxXxMonsTa (Soraka) [00:08:15] : d
NinJaxXxMonsTa (Soraka) [00:08:16] : qa
NinJaxXxMonsTa (Soraka) [00:08:16] : fa
NinJaxXxMonsTa (Soraka) [00:08:16] : gf
NinJaxXxMonsTa (Soraka) [00:08:17] : d
NinJaxXxMonsTa (Soraka) [00:08:17] : gnf
NinJaxXxMonsTa (Soraka) [00:08:18] : hg
NinJaxXxMonsTa (Soraka) [00:08:18] : gggf
NinJaxXxMonsTa (Soraka) [00:08:18] : sssbs
NinJaxXxMonsTa (Soraka) [00:08:19] : sfbhsf
NinJaxXxMonsTa (Soraka) [00:08:20] : sfhg
NinJaxXxMonsTa (Soraka) [00:08:20] : hg
NinJaxXxMonsTa (Soraka) [00:08:20] : dfsa
NinJaxXxMonsTa (Soraka) [00:08:21] : hhgggfs
NinJaxXxMonsTa (Soraka) [00:08:24] : fs
KeKeFreakinLaLa (Jax-Enemy Team) [All] [00:08:30] : did you just heal with
full health
NinJaxXxMonsTa (Soraka) [All] [00:08:45] : i was arguing
NinJaxXxMonsTa (索拉卡) [00:08:14] : 我操你們全部的人
NinJaxXxMonsTa (索拉卡) [00:08:15] : dhtw(開始亂按)
NinJaxXxMonsTa (索拉卡) [00:08:15] : d
NinJaxXxMonsTa (索拉卡) [00:08:16] : qa
NinJaxXxMonsTa (索拉卡) [00:08:16] : fa
NinJaxXxMonsTa (索拉卡) [00:08:16] : gf
NinJaxXxMonsTa (索拉卡) [00:08:17] : d
NinJaxXxMonsTa (索拉卡) [00:08:17] : gnf
NinJaxXxMonsTa (索拉卡) [00:08:18] : hg
NinJaxXxMonsTa (索拉卡) [00:08:18] : gggf
NinJaxXxMonsTa (索拉卡) [00:08:18] : sssbs
NinJaxXxMonsTa (索拉卡) [00:08:19] : sfbhsf
NinJaxXxMonsTa (索拉卡) [00:08:20] : sfhg
NinJaxXxMonsTa (索拉卡) [00:08:20] : hg
NinJaxXxMonsTa (索拉卡) [00:08:20] : dfsa
NinJaxXxMonsTa (索拉卡) [00:08:21] : hhgggfs
NinJaxXxMonsTa (索拉卡) [00:08:24] : fs
KeKeFreakinLaLa (賈克斯-敵隊) [All] [00:08:30] : 你滿血為啥還在補血?
NinJaxXxMonsTa (索拉卡) [All] [00:08:45] : 我剛才在吵架
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SemenUP (Xin Zhao) [00:29:27]: BITCH
Avetah (Maokai) [00:29:32]: report
SemenUP (Xin Zhao) [00:29:37]: REPORT MY DICK
Avetah (Maokai) [00:29:44]: it's too small they wont see it
SemenUP (趙信) [00:29:27]: 賤貨
Avetah (茂凱) [00:29:32]: 我要投訴你
SemenUP (趙信) [00:29:37]: 投訴我的屌
Avetah (茂凱) [00:29:44]: 太小了他們看不到
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albpeter [00:00:38]: srry was jerkin offf
albpeter [00:00:42]: is this ranked?
albpeter [00:00:38]: 不好意思剛打完手槍
albpeter [00:00:42]: 這是積分戰嗎?
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feeding to 30 [13:03:40]: RIOT DOES NOT CARE
feeding to 30 [13:03:50]: I HAVE BEEN REPORTED OVER 100 TIMES
Shqipton2 [13:03:54]: 10 bucks that they care
feeding to 30 [13:04:19]: 10 BUCKS SAYS YOUR MOTHER SUCKS DICKS FOR 5 BUCKS
feeding to 30 [13:03:40]: RIOT 才不會管勒
feeding to 30 [13:03:50]: 我被投訴超過100次了
Shqipton2 [13:03:54]: 賭10塊美金他們會
feeding to 30 [13:04:19]: 我10塊美金賭你媽為了5塊美金吃屌
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pokerninja[All] [08:05:01]: im gonna report your ass
pokerninja[All] [08:05:04]: for having dick in it
pokerninja[All] [08:05:01]: 我要投訴你的屁股
pokerninja[All] [08:05:04]: 有支屌在裡面
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Ahri[00:19:52] :push lane
Ryze[00:19:57] :U PUSH
Ryze[00:20:00] :im a mage
Ryze[00:20:08] :push like a pregenant WOMEN
Ryze[00:20:11] :PUSH!
Ryze[00:20:15] :DO IT
Ryze[00:20:18] :KEEP PUSHING
Ryze [All][00:20:22] :BABY NOT OUT YET
Ahri[00:20:27] :are you drunken?
Ryze[00:20:30] :yea
Ahri[00:20:30] :lol
阿離[00:19:52] :推線
雷茲[00:19:57] :你 推
雷茲[00:20:00] :我是法師
雷茲[00:20:08] :推線像生小孩一樣
雷茲[00:20:11] :用力!
雷茲[00:20:15] :你可以的
雷茲[00:20:18] :繼續
雷茲 [All][00:20:22] :小孩還沒生出來
阿離[00:20:27] :你醉了嗎?
雷茲[00:20:30] :嗯
阿離[00:20:30] :lol
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PureSkill[All] [15:37:32]: teemo ur moms a nigger lover so stfu
MrMalice[All] [15:37:44]: I am a nigger, so yeah, she'd have to be.
PureSkill[All] [15:38:01]: then stfu nigger u cant read
MrMalice[All] [15:38:18]: Really? I read right now that you're dead.
PureSkill[All] [15:38:19]: NIGGERS
PureSkill[All] [15:38:21]: CANT
PureSkill[All] [15:38:23]: READ
PureSkill[All] [15:37:32]: 提摩 你媽有個死黑人老公所以給我閉嘴
MrMalice[All] [15:37:44]: 我是黑人 你說得沒錯
PureSkill[All] [15:38:01]: 那就閉嘴 你是文盲看不懂字
MrMalice[All] [15:38:18]: 是嗎? 我才讀到你死的訊息
PureSkill[All] [15:38:19]: 黑人
PureSkill[All] [15:38:21]: 看不懂
PureSkill[All] [15:38:23]: 字
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ImDaBlackGuy [All] [02:45:52]: i'm sooo black
BlackGuyDoDrugs [All] [02:48:24]: no dying allowed
Vi3nneau [All] [02:48:55]: fuck you nigger
BlackGuyGoToJail [All] [02:49:00]: report
BlackGuyDoDrugs [All] [02:49:04]: report
BlackGuyStealTV [All] [02:49:05]: report
Vi3nneau [All] [02:49:05]: go for it lol
ImDaBlackGuy [All] [02:49:08]: report
BlackGuyHitNRun [All] [02:49:10]: report
我是黑人 [All] [02:45:52]: 我好黑喔
Vi3nneau [All] [02:48:55]: 媽的死黑人
黑人去監獄 [All] [02:49:00]: 投訴他
黑人瞌藥 [All] [02:49:04]: 投訴他
黑人偷電視 [All] [02:49:05]: 投訴他
Vi3nneau [All] [02:49:05]: 去阿 lol
我是黑人 [All] [02:49:08]: 投訴他
黑人肇事逃逸 [All] [02:49:10]: 投訴他
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無對話篇
He plays lee sin, why would you play a blind charicter?
Assisting Enemy Team
這個人玩李星 為什麼你會玩一個瞎眼的角色 根本是幫敵隊嘛!!
called us niggers when we're asian
Verbal Abuse
說我們是死黑人 但我們是亞洲人 語言暴力
He called me a Homosexual, when I am in-fact a Heterosexual.
Verbal Abuse
他說我是GAY 但我真的是異性戀 語言暴力
"this man has used word in ways i have never heard before.... my life will
never be the same again."
這個人用我完全沒聽過的字罵我 我再也不能像從前一樣生活了
Leaving the Game/AFK
"Went to go watch something calle "Teen Wolf.""
中離 跑去看一個叫"少年狼人"的電視劇
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推 :蠻王不是BOT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD1F 12/15 16:22
→ :這不是有很久了嗎 O.O/2F 12/15 16:22
推 :打手槍那篇跟珍娜那篇= =...3F 12/15 16:24
推 :exhaust 你媽4F 12/15 16:25
推 :cunt是某個部位，5F 12/15 16:25
推 :蠻王不是BOT那個蠻有笑點的XDDDDD6F 12/15 16:26
推 :miniric髒髒7F 12/15 16:26
推 :看了幾篇先推一個 笑死我了lol8F 12/15 16:26
推 :罵韓國人的那個我好像有印象...我好像在那場裡面9F 12/15 16:27
推 :標題要打 18禁 ， 很多都有點下流= =。有的頗幽默的10F 12/15 16:27
推 :GOOD11F 12/15 16:27
推 :這當中有些嚴重歧視的字眼欸= = 真的可以隨便罵喔12F 12/15 16:28
推 :XDDDDD 超智障13F 12/15 16:28
推 :有幾篇有歧視的建議刪掉 真的不太好笑14F 12/15 16:28
推 :黑人系列怎麼那麼酸XDDDDDDDDDDDDD15F 12/15 16:28
→ :像打手槍 BOT那都蠻好笑16F 12/15 16:28
推 :如果我要的話可以抽大麻XDDD17F 12/15 16:29
推 :我是黑人那四個太婊了啦XDDD 好卑弊~~18F 12/15 16:29
→ :在酸人方面，外國的月亮真的比較圓19F 12/15 16:29
推 :好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD20F 12/15 16:29
推 :超好笑21F 12/15 16:32
推 :我要投訴你的屁股 有根屌在裡面XDDD22F 12/15 16:33
推 :report your ass for having a dick in it XDDDDDDD23F 12/15 16:33
→ :沒記錯的話 罵韓國人的那個好像是因為中路被魔鬥打爆24F 12/15 16:33
推 :不用刪啦 歧視在台灣倒是還好 知道外國很敏就好25F 12/15 16:33
→ :然後他就賭爛開始嗆 魔鬥K/D比好像接近7還826F 12/15 16:34
推 :當然不可以隨便亂罵 不過台灣的鄉民也依樣吧 lol27F 12/15 16:34
→ :黑人那個 ID那樣取很靠北28F 12/15 16:35
推 :蠻王不是BOT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD29F 12/15 16:35
推 :好笑+130F 12/15 16:36
推 :XD31F 12/15 16:37
推 :反正哪邊都會有這種嘴臭得...32F 12/15 16:37
推 :前兩個笑死人~好幽默33F 12/15 16:37
推 :鰻王看不懂..34F 12/15 16:37
→ :意思是說蠻王不是機器人35F 12/15 16:37
推 :意思是酸他爛得跟電腦一樣 叫他打字確認他不是BOT36F 12/15 16:38
推 :他在嗆蠻王像bot一樣白癡37F 12/15 16:38
→ :至於為什麼會這麼說 you know38F 12/15 16:38
推 :如果是台板 這些ID有一大堆會是我愛英雄聯盟39F 12/15 16:39
推 :國外嘴砲超好笑的40F 12/15 16:39
推 :台灣加油好嗎？41F 12/15 16:40
推 :我還是不懂那個梗= =42F 12/15 16:41
推 :酸人功力無上限阿XDDD43F 12/15 16:41
推 :請問一下抽大麻是什麼梗啊？ 看不懂他的意思44F 12/15 16:41
→ :BOT不是下路嗎?45F 12/15 16:41
→ :我覺得第一個超好笑的46F 12/15 16:42
→ :wei 因為打美版電腦 電腦角色都是 XXXBOT47F 12/15 16:43
推 :表示他玩得很爛很像電腦48F 12/15 16:43
推 :bot也可以指機器人啊 而且還比較常用49F 12/15 16:44
推 :真希望台灣的嘴砲也能這麼有創意 XD50F 12/15 16:44
推 :如果台灣也有審判者系統 也會有一堆很有創意的東西51F 12/15 16:45
→ :bot只有在dota會當下路 因為bottom52F 12/15 16:45
→ :一般來說BOT都是指電腦 機器人的意思
→ :一般來說BOT都是指電腦 機器人的意思
→ :那在美版喊下路要喊什麼?54F 12/15 16:47
→ :bot55F 12/15 16:47
推 :TOB56F 12/15 16:47
→ :一樣是bot lane阿..57F 12/15 16:48
推 :c5758F 12/15 16:48
→ :簡簡稱 bl59F 12/15 16:49
推 :超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD60F 12/15 16:49
推 :都很好笑61F 12/15 16:50
推 :有笑有推62F 12/15 16:51
推 :哈哈 快笑死了63F 12/15 16:52
推 :XD64F 12/15 16:52
推 :ching chong chang大部分是外國人嘲諷中國人的吧65F 12/15 16:53
推 :有些還算好笑 但有些太過了,已經不只是酸了66F 12/15 16:54
→ :所以才被report..67F 12/15 16:54
推 :果然世界上的嘴人都是一樣的68F 12/15 16:54
→ :不過整體來說還是有梗多了，畢竟老外髒話不像華人69F 12/15 16:54
→ :那麼多樣化。
→ :像日本人也沒啥髒話，所以2ch上也是靠北酸
→ :那麼多樣化。
→ :像日本人也沒啥髒話，所以2ch上也是靠北酸
推 :超好笑XDD72F 12/15 16:55
推 :太小看不到XD73F 12/15 16:57
推 :老闆，一份雞排，黑切，不要辣74F 12/15 16:57
推 :這幾百頁翻不完的 有興趣的自己去看XD75F 12/15 16:59
推 :有趣推，黑人id超猛76F 12/15 17:01
→ :期待台版快上審判，增進酸人的文化水準77F 12/15 17:01
推 :國外嘴砲根本點滿了XDDDDD 黑人系列超機掰78F 12/15 17:01
→ :好好笑79F 12/15 17:03
推 :srry was jerkin offf...is this ranked?80F 12/15 17:14
→ :好白癡
→ :好白癡
推 :有夠白癡哈哈哈82F 12/15 17:20
推 :黑人超白癡XD83F 12/15 17:26
推 :那群黑人在釣魚啦XDDD 投訴他 投訴他 投訴他XDDDDDD84F 12/15 17:28
推 :台灣人吵架超無聊 屁孩太多85F 12/15 17:38
推 :黑人超好笑，自己名字就婊黑人了還叫人投訴XDDD86F 12/15 17:39
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