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※ 本文為 MindOcean 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2015-02-13 13:34:04
看板 Gossiping
作者 peterchen33 (NTUMENash)
標題 Re: [問卦] 如何一秒激怒八卦版版主?
時間 Thu Feb 12 23:13:44 2015



※ 引述《uytqazescf (龜)》之銘言:
: 第一次在八卦板PO文
: 想請問到底要如何
: 才能在一秒內激怒版主@@?
: 八卦板務請到              檢舉板詢問
: 張貼問卦請注意,內容是否過少,是否有專板,本板並非萬能問板。
: 一天只能張貼  兩則  問卦,自刪及被刪也算兩篇之內,
: 超貼者將被劣文,請注意
: 本看板嚴格禁止政治問卦,發文問卦前請先仔細閱讀相關板規。
: ↑看完提醒可刪除

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※ 編輯: peterchen33 (114.43.161.53), 02/12/2015 23:27:49
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我走而無憾
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※ 編輯: peterchen33 (114.43.161.53), 02/12/2015 23:37:16
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※ 編輯: peterchen33 (114.43.161.53), 02/12/2015 23:42:46
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※ 編輯: peterchen33 (114.43.161.53), 02/12/2015 23:53:30
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1樓 時間: 2015-02-13 10:51:59 (台灣)
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XDDDDD
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一路好走R.I.P
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