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※ 本文為 Knuckles 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2012-11-29 12:45:09
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作者 acer6772 (歐拉歐啦歐啦)
標題 Re: [3000p] 讚美馬英九徵文比賽
時間 Sun Nov 18 23:27:48 2012


英九和敦義們帶著蛆蛆的蜜糖回來了,

英文和嘉全告別了田野回家了,

橘色的楚瑜也滾著火輪子回家了,

當街燈亮起來向村莊道過晚安,

美國的牛就輕輕地來了。

來了!來了!

從山坡上輕輕地爬下來了。

來了!來了!

從椰子樹梢輕輕地爬下來了。

撒了滿地的瘦肉和一罐又大又重的米酒。
          

免簽的美牛呀!

米酒的美牛呀!

英九和689關在府裡睡了。

聽完了經濟學人的故事,

小蛆蛆和小吱吱也闔上眼睛走向夢鄉了。

(小蛆蛆夢見她變成美青在總統府裡忽東忽西地飛,小吱吱夢見

他變做一條魚在綠色的大海裡游水。)

漲了,都漲了,

朦朧地,油價靜靜地漲了!

朦朧地,電價靜靜地漲了!

只有台北監獄裡的阿扁還醒著,

伸長了雙腳輕輕地往投手丘走。

沒了黨證的014還醒著,

低聲地歌唱著溜過彎彎的地院。

只有小刀還醒著,

從總部裡跑出來,

跟著慢跑的馬總統,

在美麗的夏夜裡愉快地旅行。


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goldflower:這篇也超好笑XDDD299F 11/28 08:53

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