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作者 ckshchen (簡單的夢想)
標題 Re: [寓言] 小故事大道理,賣油翁
時間 Sun Feb 17 02:57:33 2013


陳堯咨,年方二一,脾氣暴躁,好喜爭鬥,橫行霸道
惟天生神力,武藝無雙,更擅長射箭

當時世上沒有人能和他相比,他也憑著這一點自誇。

曾經他曾在自家的園圃裡射箭,有個賣油的老翁放下挑著的擔子,站在一旁
老翁見到陳堯咨射出的箭十支能中八九支,他也只是微微點頭讚許。

陳堯咨鄙視問他:「你也會射箭嗎?」

老翁說:「沒有什麼神奇,只不過是熟能生巧罷了。」

老翁拿起一個葫蘆放在地上,用銅錢覆蓋在葫蘆的口上,
慢慢地用杓子把油倒進葫蘆,油從銅錢的孔中流進去,銅錢卻沒有濕。

陳堯咨看了之後曰:















「所以你就是不會射箭嘛,廢話一堆」

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rathunter:夠靠背......2F 02/17 03:05
liuyt:XDD3F 02/17 03:16
stand1234:果真靠背XD4F 02/17 03:21
HornyDragon:中肯XDDDDDD5F 02/17 03:21
blacksirius:花生 你塗破兩點了6F 02/17 03:22
belleaya:老人:誰說不會?  隨即把xx插入油裡潤滑,再把箭塞入x眼7F 02/17 03:24
liaon98:靠夭 我竟然猜到了8F 02/17 03:25
belleaya:然後開始用手嚕嚕 不消三十秒 箭就順勢噴發 直接命中!!9F 02/17 03:25
belleaya:老人:「我能射的,不只是箭呢。」 陳堯只覺屁股一緊
belleaya:當陳醒時,自己像倒栽蔥一樣被綁著,老人將油從上準確的
belleaya:倒入他的○門,陳力氣施不上來,油就這樣順直腸進入體內
dogberter:而且屁眼周圍竟然還是乾的13F 02/17 03:32
kyoto31205:            於是陳就放上10枚○眼14F 02/17 03:35
andrenvq57:                                       龍15F 02/17 03:38
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tp950016:你是在大聲什麼啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD17F 02/17 03:40
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Dix123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD19F 02/17 03:51
tokyo291:ワロタ20F 02/17 03:52
XDos:dogberter XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD21F 02/17 03:52
Dix123:XDDD22F 02/17 03:55
StrangerDQ:dogberter 你的推文有購哭爸XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD23F 02/17 04:00
lovecollyi:dogberter XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD24F 02/17 04:07
shoya:推文接的有夠靠背XDDD25F 02/17 04:09
longwei:.....xd26F 02/17 04:13
kagroon:dogberter XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD27F 02/17 04:22
Drunken5566:XDDDDDDD28F 02/17 04:28
asps:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD   太哭爸了29F 02/17 04:31
asdfe88466:→ dogberter:而且屁眼周圍竟然還是乾的 XDDDDDDDDDDDD30F 02/17 04:34
wopwopwop:幹 會爆XD31F 02/17 04:37
EE5566:油什麼時候會流出來?32F 02/17 04:40
sediments:無忌到大都的那天33F 02/17 05:24
s91812:幹 這殺小 賣油翁 改嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDD34F 02/17 05:24
HiddenGuy:內文跟推文都很靠北...35F 02/17 06:02
tool5566:推文超好笑36F 02/17 06:03
tommy01168:內容推文都推xDDDDDD37F 02/17 06:18
huw12313212:推y38F 02/17 06:23
korsg:好胎歌的推文39F 02/17 07:25
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zotal:推文是什麼情況XDDDD42F 02/17 07:45
Edaw:這推文...好可怕43F 02/17 07:50
gn00063172:原文超靠北,而推文則是靠北已經不足以形容...44F 02/17 07:57
lorenzero:推文超糟糕45F 02/17 08:04
Badonkadonk:乾屁眼XD46F 02/17 08:38
Hiphop:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD47F 02/17 08:39
xToTx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD48F 02/17 08:45
JACK19920102:大家都很早起喔49F 02/17 08:49
teddygoodgoo:幹..你好兇喔 T.T50F 02/17 08:55
nerv3890:推原文和推文 XDDDDDDDDDDD51F 02/17 09:02
teru17:推文專業52F 02/17 09:04
sing129:不推對不起自己XD53F 02/17 09:25
DJony:XD54F 02/17 09:30
s310213:內文和推文 XDDDDDDDDDD55F 02/17 09:30
lovein306:所以樓樓下就是不會射__嘛,廢話一堆56F 02/17 09:31
galapous:lol57F 02/17 09:35
coffeeortea2:推文是什麼鬼啦XDDDDD58F 02/17 09:38
MJdavid:這麼多篇 只有這篇是正解 但是推文不知哪裡好笑了?@@59F 02/17 09:46
gunfighter:XDDD60F 02/17 09:46
sed99975:推文太靠北了61F 02/17 09:49
umano:推文則是靠北到已經無法形容...62F 02/17 09:50
RedmanYO:幹XDDDDDDDD 是在超展開什麼啦XXDDD63F 02/17 09:51
eddie2260:內文推文都好笑哈哈哈哈哈64F 02/17 09:52
nvalue:推原文和推文65F 02/17 09:57
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wwa928:小愛你太糟糕囉......="=67F 02/17 10:02
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mabikerry:推文靠北喔XDD71F 02/17 10:17
ffaarr:推文太神,狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD72F 02/17 10:21
windofmarch:XD73F 02/17 10:22
nahsnib:推文超展開74F 02/17 10:22
oeibei:西斯和joke合成同一版好了 XXD75F 02/17 10:38
gan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD76F 02/17 10:38
killmens2002:推文太噁XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD77F 02/17 10:41
anper:XDDD78F 02/17 10:41
delavino:獵奇文還是算BL文? XDD79F 02/17 10:51
downloadboy:推文好髒XDDDDDDDDDDDDD\80F 02/17 10:53
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amy29585028:好82F 02/17 11:11
FRX:....XDDD83F 02/17 11:19
markchang63:會爆XDDDD84F 02/17 11:33
soga0309:一個比一個靠背XDDDDD85F 02/17 11:36
lpthebest26:屁眼周圍還是乾的 !!  太猛了 推文86F 02/17 11:37
QQTen:dogberter:而且屁眼周圍竟然還是乾的  XDDD87F 02/17 11:43
PPTer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD88F 02/17 11:43
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Ruruto49:屁眼周圍還是乾的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD92F 02/17 12:09
pchome282000:XDDDDDDDDD93F 02/17 12:23
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james4141989:屁眼周圍還是乾的 XDDDDD97F 02/17 12:43
Tenging:dogberter:而且屁眼周圍竟然還是乾的98F 02/17 12:50
olivia1124:XD99F 02/17 12:52
hsiao335:幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD100F 02/17 12:52
CFfisher:內文跟推文都很靠杯XDDDDD101F 02/17 12:53
ILPHYS:XDD102F 02/17 12:53
cheko:dogberter神救援XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD103F 02/17 12:55
Barakiel:幹,超好笑的XDDD104F 02/17 12:56
benntqoo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD105F 02/17 12:57
galleon2000:XD106F 02/17 13:04
qul3aul3:XDDDDDDDDDDDD107F 02/17 13:09
siaokun0203: dogberter:而且屁眼周圍竟然還是乾的108F 02/17 13:11
iloveben75:推文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD109F 02/17 13:17
elend0708:推文阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD110F 02/17 13:17
lucifer19:dogberter:而且屁眼周圍竟然還是乾的   XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD111F 02/17 13:19
lkshfish:決定來幫爆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD112F 02/17 13:21
hsiao335:爆113F 02/17 13:21
rc9896:爆XDDD114F 02/17 13:22
kersihi:你在大聲什麼啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD115F 02/17 13:23
bellzebub:dogberter:而且屁眼周圍竟然還是乾的   XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD116F 02/17 13:28
belleaya:而陳忽然聽見一陣刮葫聲 http://tinyurl.com/csmlh2l117F 02/17 13:40
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typekid:..119F 02/17 13:41
belleaya:「真的很乾呢!」原來老人用陰○在他的肛○皺折上刮動!!120F 02/17 13:41
belleaya:刷刷刷~刷刷刷~陳堯咨身體不住顫動「拜託!快停下來!」
belleaya:「你確定要停下來?」老人停止刮的動作,笑問道。
veddiet:陳堯咨嘴角露出微笑說「原來老人是刮葫老人啊!我就知道」123F 02/17 13:43
belleaya:忽然整支沒入○門裡,陳堯姿覺腸道逆流,一堆油從嘴噴出124F 02/17 13:44
belleaya:原本胃裡的沼氣也因為這樣壓縮而冒出 竟然燃燒了起來
belleaya:原來老人剛剛刮葫的動作 是在點火!!!
avrilrock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD127F 02/17 13:46
belleaya:當老人的○拔離陳堯咨的○門 沼氣正好被火花引燃而爆發128F 02/17 13:46
belleaya:「神州火箭要升空了呢。」老然拂了拂白鬍 看陳往空中飛遠
adam8520:幹這推文是殺小啦!!!!XDDDDD130F 02/17 13:55
Badonkadonk:後面還有......131F 02/17 13:56
shinman11:所以陳變成太空人了132F 02/17 13:56
cakin:想像力太豐富啦~~~~133F 02/17 13:57
Ghosta:推文崩壞...134F 02/17 14:00
troylun:推文好糟糕 XDDDDDDDDDD135F 02/17 14:09
drinkair:XDDDD136F 02/17 14:10
drinkair:XDDDD
lonlife99:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD138F 02/17 14:12
roger8726:有笑有推~139F 02/17 14:12
wiseofme:然後墜落在俄羅斯140F 02/17 14:18
jeffofpower:笑翻了XD141F 02/17 14:19
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l981:XD143F 02/17 14:28
ms0431555123:XDDDDD144F 02/17 14:38
kenny5857:好笑XDDDD145F 02/17 14:42
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asd614:沒半個噓欸QQ147F 02/17 14:48
kenmy:好強大 我狂笑阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD148F 02/17 14:50
sunnykai:靠,被推文戳中笑點...149F 02/17 14:53
nomar0254:神畫龍點睛!!XD150F 02/17 15:07
Coma:belleaya腦袋到底都裝些什麼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD151F 02/17 15:09
CKmoon:今年目前看過最煞氣的推文……152F 02/17 15:10
stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD153F 02/17 15:10
freedom77:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD154F 02/17 15:13
hsgreent:XDDDDDDDDDD155F 02/17 15:18
acgs36:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD156F 02/17 15:38
HornyDragon:神州火箭XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD157F 02/17 15:42
HornyDragon:推 wiseofme:然後墜落在俄羅斯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
nicegrenade:怎麼不乾脆發新的一篇XDD159F 02/17 15:42
qqwa12:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD160F 02/17 15:46
djyunjie:怎麼多個神州火箭拉XD161F 02/17 15:47
Adamsun0306:XDDDDDDDDDDD162F 02/17 15:49
jeff21115:幹 XD163F 02/17 15:52
downloadboy:你自己出來發一篇比較快啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD164F 02/17 15:52
fggdog:靠杯165F 02/17 15:54
fireforce:原文相形失色 XDD166F 02/17 15:56
ray10133:這內文跟推文 都相當專業167F 02/17 16:01
e1q3z9c7:拗太硬了吧 明明是射「箭」168F 02/17 16:12
eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 怎麼有這麼靠杯的人169F 02/17 16:35
eggimage:推文的那個除了髒之外實在沒什麼笑點
wind0937:XDDDDDDDDDD推171F 02/17 16:54
ray1286:幹 太靠北了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD172F 02/17 17:02
Refauth:......................................................173F 02/17 17:38
tovshang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD174F 02/17 17:42
lightwhiteus:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD175F 02/17 17:56
rex0526:推文有夠....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD176F 02/17 18:05
qmaper:神州火箭!!!177F 02/17 18:10
qoo2753586:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD178F 02/17 18:12
shadowstrike:dogberter是在補什麼刀啦 XDDDDDDDDDDD179F 02/17 18:15
overcame:幹WWWW  我笑到快岔氣WWW180F 02/17 18:17
chungyiju:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD181F 02/17 18:33
hothotdog:推文實在太厲害XD182F 02/17 18:39
w8071:而且屁眼周圍竟然還是乾的 XD 笑屎我了183F 02/17 18:57
leemt:dogberterXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD184F 02/17 19:07
Refauth:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD185F 02/17 19:37
age0fempire3:這推文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD186F 02/17 19:54
Deesu:這個盲人也太哭了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD187F 02/17 20:06
Deesu:靠杯啊 推錯篇
Repugnant:這篇原文好笑.推文好糟糕XD189F 02/17 20:37
absj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD190F 02/17 21:04
winner27:推文好噁心 幹  XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD191F 02/17 21:05
oooookoko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD192F 02/17 21:36
lingling0000:幹  推文害我肚子痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD193F 02/17 21:38
yclo:原文超好笑XDDDD      推文在幹嘛...194F 02/17 21:39
lingling0000:幹 真的超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD195F 02/17 21:41
lingling0000:http://tinyurl.com/dx2mesc    刮葫聲有夠靠北
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lingling0000:belleaya的腦袋結構到底是甚麼阿  囧197F 02/17 21:50
bt222:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD神州火箭198F 02/17 22:23
umano:belleaya #1H7vmdFq belleaya #1H7vmdFq belleaya #1H7vmdFq199F 02/17 22:43
max800629:推文有夠靠邀XDD 快岔氣了!!200F 02/17 23:24
upu:dogberter XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD201F 02/17 23:24
whalelover:小愛你好髒= =202F 02/17 23:38
dnkofe:XDDDDDDD203F 02/18 00:09
killmens2002:幹我快笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD204F 02/18 00:38
FRX:XDDD 再推一次205F 02/18 00:41
kevinfu619:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD206F 02/18 01:29
jimiras:XD207F 02/18 01:46
gxp:推文太強大了XD208F 02/18 01:49
fggdog:三小噁心推文拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD209F 02/18 02:11
aaeL:而且屁股周圍還是乾的是三小啦!!210F 02/18 02:37
lpbig5566:幹笑到翻掉XDDDDDDDDDDDD211F 02/18 03:04
MadCaro:讚 內文讚 推文超讚212F 02/18 04:45
revorea:推文XDDDDDDDDD213F 02/18 07:38
edison1983:dogberter214F 02/18 07:58
Yie:215F 02/18 08:29
kingjass:這有啥好笑216F 02/18 08:47
wchwc:強大XD217F 02/18 10:05
Horngren:XD218F 02/18 10:44
princessmake:XD219F 02/18 11:37
RainbowDash:dogberter:而且屁眼周圍竟然還是乾的220F 02/18 12:52
RocksKing:原文跟推文都超強XDDD221F 02/18 14:15
libu:乾XD 笑到沒力XDD222F 02/18 14:33
Azabulu:dogberter神之推文 XDDDDD223F 02/18 14:42
a291110:有好笑嗎 = =?224F 02/18 14:58
easan:掯225F 02/18 15:03
Erotomania:神推文XDDD226F 02/18 15:31
zxc810031:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD227F 02/18 16:25
alan1943:只能推了XDDD228F 02/18 16:43
kyhkyh:XD229F 02/18 16:45
sssyoyo:差點笑到往生230F 02/18 18:26
lorenzero:http://tinyurl.com/dx2mesc XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD231F 02/18 19:36
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wewe123:幹  笑爆了....232F 02/18 21:57
ianbless:belleaya你真的太強大了233F 02/18 23:42
kingxyzt:dogberter:而且屁眼周圍竟然還是乾的 我笑到不能自己XDDD234F 02/19 04:50
sakurial:dogberter好噁XDD235F 02/19 11:50
Cute00:整個系列文就推你這篇了236F 02/19 13:05
cocoyan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD237F 02/19 15:36
kingion:終於變成阿鴻上菜了=_=238F 02/19 16:40
Rasiel:推文超低級XDDD也太超展開吧239F 02/20 18:54
Derp:XDDDDDDDDDD240F 02/20 19:34

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1樓 時間: 2013-02-18 16:54:54 (台灣)
  02-18 16:54 TW
推文XDDDD
2樓 時間: 2013-02-18 22:56:54 (台灣)
  02-18 22:56 TW
太靠北了...哈哈哈
3樓 時間: 2013-02-22 12:13:08 (台灣)
  02-22 12:13 TW
平常都在研究什麼啊...
4樓 時間: 2013-02-22 12:26:56 (台灣)
  02-22 12:26 TW
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
5樓 時間: 2013-02-22 15:38:01 (台灣)
  02-22 15:38 TW
推文XD
6樓 時間: 2013-02-22 15:38:52 (台灣)
  02-22 15:38 TW
屁眼周圍竟然還是乾的,真是太強大了,我大笑LOL
7樓 時間: 2013-02-22 15:51:05 (台灣)
  02-22 15:51 TW
一整串下來就這篇讓我大笑XDD
9樓 時間: 2013-02-22 16:19:07 (台灣)
  02-22 16:19 TW
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
10樓 時間: 2013-02-22 16:34:39 (台灣)
  02-22 16:34 TW
突破盲點了!哈哈哈
12樓 時間: 2013-02-22 17:47:01 (台灣)
  02-22 17:47 TW
純推推文XD
13樓 時間: 2013-02-22 23:19:35 (台灣)
  02-22 23:19 TW
菊花的周圍竟然還是乾的!!
14樓 時間: 2013-02-23 17:44:11 (台灣)
  02-23 17:44 TW
是在尻杯什麼拉wwww
16樓 時間: 2013-02-26 21:57:33 (台灣)
  02-26 21:57 TW
dogberter世界強XDDDDD
17樓 時間: 2013-02-26 22:39:47 (台灣)
  02-26 22:39 TW
dogberter讓整篇白爛文活了起來 XD
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