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https://www.facebook.com/1632027893700148/posts/2269836583252606/
#輪椅 #機車待轉區 #不是停車格

https://www.facebook.com/1632027893700148/posts/2272015209701410/
#鍵盤戰士 #鄉民

※ 編輯: Ctea 時間: 2018-08-22 17:45:30
【靠北工程師】 不借錢，朋友沒了。借了錢，錢跟朋友都沒了。

#捲款而逃
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https://tw.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20051102000014KK08795

電子製造服務（EMS）與原始設計製造（ODM）產業的混合體稱為DMS(設計製造服務)

DMS: design and manufacturing service
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https://www.facebook.com/kobeengineer/photos/a.1634720690097535/2281782715391326/?type=3
#中國 #國民黨 #台灣經濟犯潛逃天堂

https://www.facebook.com/kobeengineer/photos/a.1634720690097535/2280978115471786/?type=3
#阿里巴巴 #肯德基

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https://www.facebook.com/kobeengineer/photos/a.1634720690097535/2280452948857636/?type=3
#湖中女神 #DPP

https://www.facebook.com/kobeengineer/posts/2279723985597199
#靠北工程師55145

有位工程師某日在下班前接到老婆的電話...

老婆說：「下班順便帶一斤包子回家，如果看到賣西瓜的，就買一個。」

晚上工程師回到家，老婆看了就問：「怎麼只買了一個包子？」

工程師：「因為看到賣西瓜的。」

※ 編輯: Ctea 時間: 2018-08-29 19:52:14

https://www.facebook.com/1632027893700148/posts/2294800357422895/

#放兩個年假 #兩百年後 #農曆 #閏年 #閏月 #白癡新聞 #TVBullShit

https://www.facebook.com/1632027893700148/posts/2294702744099323/

#燒金紙 #匯率 #存款

※ 編輯: Ctea 時間: 2018-09-17 22:47:40

#靠北工程師78501

有一個小男孩
爸爸為了教他自己尿尿
就編口令要他背

1.脫褲子
2.把懶叫往後拉(為了退包皮)
3.噴射
4.把懶叫往前推(為了推回包皮)
5.穿褲子

於是每次尿尿爸爸都喊12.....345一個口令一個動作
小男孩也漸漸得心應手

小男孩習慣了一個口令一個動作 每次都自己喊12.....345配合口令做動作

直到有一天男孩進了廁所
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📢匿名發文 https://goo.gl/QcNrx7
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