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標題 [外絮] Reddit鄉民討論勇火G1
時間 Tue May 15 14:17:35 2018

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[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors (1-0) steal home court and defeat the Houston Rockets (0-1), 119-106. : nba
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due11

Imagine being the 1st seed and working so hard in the regular season to get
home court and then proceed to lose it in 48 mins.
Houston I feel you...

想像你第一種子在例行賽拚老命拿到主場優勢然後48分鐘就沒了 休士頓QQ

cooperred
Warriors going the Lebron route. Why try 82 games for home court when you can
get it in 48 minutes?

所以勇士跟LBJ一樣啊 為什麼82場全力打結果季後賽只有48分鐘的優勢?

Room480
How funny would it be if LeBron joins the Warriors

那如果LBJ加入勇士會多好玩?

cooperred
LeBron drive and kick, except instead of Hill, Hood, Smith bricking shots,
it's Curry, Klay, and KD
LeBron would literally get 20 assists per game.

有Curry Klay KD而不是Hill Hood JR在那邊打鐵 LBJ可以場均20助攻吧

Prodigy195
It's like watching Vegeta train so hard but knowing that Goku is the main
character and will always be the one to win in the end.

火箭就好像達爾 練的要死結果發現悟空(勇士)才是主角 然後最後打贏的都是悟空

klawhileonard
Tfw you unlock super blue just before goku masters Ultra Instinct and makes
you look like shit

達爾開超藍2結果被悟空自在極意功屌打

sleepyafrican
r/nba at the beginning of the game: This is gonna be an amazing series!
r/nba now: Fucking KD ruined the league. Fuck the Warriors.

比賽前:這將是場超精彩的比賽
打完:幹KD毀了全聯盟 他媽的勇士bug

BigBallerBrad
I think a lot of people were just hoping for an element of competitiveness
and uncertainty that makes the nba exciting and fun to watch. When the 2nd
best team in the league gets beat by double digits at home all that hope and
optimism turns into anger.

我認為大家都想看勢均力敵的比賽，但G1最好的兩隊差兩位數結束比賽，讓觀眾的樂觀
變成憤怒

Nads2407
dude, curry, Thompson and green came through the draft, stop complaining.
maybe your team should draft better. i bet you weren't complaining when the
heat were stacked.
老兄 咖哩 KT 嘴綠都是自己選秀來的 別抱怨了! 誰叫你的球隊沒選到好的人，我猜你火
組三王時也沒抱怨 別雙重標準

5by5s
THE HOUSTON ROCKETS, CLEVELAND CAVALIERS, AND BOSTON CELTICS HAVE BEEN
ELIMINATED FROM CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION

火箭 騎士 賽提都結束了 他們都不可能贏得冠軍!

Jayveesac
The rest of the NBA played themselves

勇士:你們29隊自己玩吧

TheSquidSquad
 if they didn't trade Harden

如果雷霆沒交易鬍子...

FlyinDanskMen
Harden and Westbrook and only 1 ball on the court?

鬍子跟西河同隊 然後場上只有一顆球?

thekinglinius
they should have traded Westbrook, maybe KD and Harden would've work together
better than KD+Westbrook

你雷應該交易西河 KD跟鬍子配會比KD跟西河更好

Dongsquad420BlazeIt
See ya next year

你箭明年見

IMovedYourCheese
More like 3-5 years

接下來3-5年勇士還是4巨頭

Familyguy35
Draft lottery tomorrow, draft is June 21st, award show on June 25th and free
agency starts July 1st. Was a fun season.

來關注選秀吧 這季很精采了 6/21選秀然後我們來關心自由球員吧

mister_ratburn
It's times like these where I have to ask "Why the fuck did KD have to join a
73 win team?"

老梗了但我還是必須要問:幹他媽的KD你加入73勝的隊伍衝三小?

ahobbledehoy
Its the classic if you cant beat em join em type situation

典型的打不贏就加入

msgs
(because Westbrook)

(因為隊上有西河 我只好離開)

PM_ME_UR_STATS
KD is the only reason people hate the Warriors. If it was just the core of
Curry, Thompson, and Green actually competing with the rest of the league
(including a Thunder team with KD still on it), nobody would be bitter.

KD才是人們恨勇士的原因 如果勇士只有原本三巨頭跟其他隊打 KD還在雷霆 大家不會那
麼酸

Kolonopimpin
It's free agency man. It's a part of the game. You can't fault the team for
assembling a better team then you. And we can't forget, just their homegrown
core was still better than the rest of the league anyways. Which is why they
could afford durant

勇士也是照自由市場的規則 你不能怪組團又比你好的球隊 你也不能否認勇士自己養的
Curry KT 嘴綠還是比聯盟其他隊好 加上薪資空間管理所以才能簽下KD

he_Unknown98

Didn't realize how much the rockets run iso.

我不知道火箭打那麼多單打幹嘛?

We_Pwn_Kittens
Was actually miserable to watch. Those shot clock violations where harden and
cp3 dribble for 20 seconds and then try to do something were disgusting.

鬍子跟CP3運20幾秒然後才出手傳球實在太噁心又慘不忍睹

swankyjax
Not pretty, but it does cut down on the dangerous turnovers leading to GS 3s.

火箭進攻不順 但這的確造成一堆危險的失誤 然後勇士投進3分

 Number333

It is honestly ridiculous how broken KD makes the Warriors. 37 points...

誠實講KD讓勇士變得很扯淡 37分!

shoobiedoobie
Harrison Barnes ruined the NBA.

Harrison Barnes總冠軍的爛表現毀了整個NBA

clutch-city2k15
How are you even supposed to beat this team lol

要怎麼才能打敗勇士LOL

DarkFall9
They scored 106 points lol. If you score 106 and still lose by double digits,
then the offense isn't the biggest issue.

當你得106分還輸給對方雙位數 進攻不是最大的問題

scottfinley21
have Michael Jordan

叫Jordan來打

FurryCrew
President Stevens will find a way.... Maybe....Hopefully....God
willing....ohh shit I think we're fucked.

我賽史總有辦法 可能... 希望... 上帝保佑... 歐幹我們輸了!

MeLikeBeerBaby
you have to score more points than them

得分比勇士多就可以啊

HardcoreKaraoke
Wait for them to age. So, like we'll see a more competitive Finals in another
seven or eight years.

等他們老吧，7-8年以後我們就可以看到勢均力敵的冠軍戰

scottieburr
Warriors need to sign Westbrook if we're going to have any chance this series

你勇簽下西河這樣我箭就有機會贏了!


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推 o0991758566: 我覺得其實跟PTT鄉民講得差不多XD1F 05/15 14:19
推 iverson88: Hill 胡德 丁尺躺著中槍2F 05/15 14:20
推 JhoYng420: 最後一句好笑3F 05/15 14:20
推 sherekgary: Barnes躺著也中槍xD4F 05/15 14:20
推 Skabo: 打完:幹KD毀了全聯盟 他媽的勇士bug5F 05/15 14:20
推 qk56: 龜龜躺著也中槍6F 05/15 14:20
推 LebronJames2: 老美到底多喜歡七龍珠......7F 05/15 14:20
推 AJIMMY: 全世界鄉民都說一樣的話 KD加入73勝勇 其他29隊QQ8F 05/15 14:20
推 seemoon2000: 悟空XDDDD9F 05/15 14:20
推 heroboy: Harrison Barnes總冠軍的爛表現毀了整個NBA10F 05/15 14:20
→ qk56: 果然是薩諾斯 塊陶阿11F 05/15 14:20
推 ComeBack5566: HB: 大家對不起QQ12F 05/15 14:20
推 kyo06: HB這樣也中槍XD13F 05/15 14:20
推 QoGIVoQ: 這跟把ptt推文複製貼上有啥不同14F 05/15 14:21
推 lumberer: 推一個15F 05/15 14:22
推 noname78531: 火箭快請維斯當教練 這樣才可以打贏自在極意悟空16F 05/15 14:22
推 Jigokuhen: KD+鬍子才是正解。雷霆選秀成功卻留錯人17F 05/15 14:22
推 pf775101: 叫勇士簽下西河 XD18F 05/15 14:22
推 saintmin1002: 明年超賽完成體說不定跟勇士有拚19F 05/15 14:22
推 Noxus: 真的扯20F 05/15 14:23
→ smartwe: 七龍珠在國外真的有這麼紅喔??21F 05/15 14:23
推 Aggro: 七龍珠是全世界的作品 這一世代的聖經 很正常22F 05/15 14:23
推 kane840104: HB變戰犯XDDDD23F 05/15 14:23
→ pf775101: 雷霆那幾年選得真棒24F 05/15 14:23
推 Bao: 哈里遜楔琣C斯也太可憐XDD25F 05/15 14:23
推 leo921080931: 看完了 果然我kd就是「行」26F 05/15 14:23
推 AJIMMY: 叫勇士簽下西河XDDDDDD27F 05/15 14:23
推 st890284: HB lol28F 05/15 14:23
→ Aggro: 當然阿 你到國外喊C8763搞不好很多人不知道 喊卡梅29F 05/15 14:23
推 seemoon2000: Harrison Barnes ruined the NBA. XDDDDDDDDDDDD30F 05/15 14:23
推 dda: 因為龍珠超出來後又多一堆梗31F 05/15 14:23
→ Aggro: 卡梅怕 搞不好會一堆人和你一起比姿勢大叫32F 05/15 14:23
推 tw88: Westbrook XD33F 05/15 14:24
推 feartogo: 跟這邊的推文差不多...34F 05/15 14:24
推 samue: 說真的，集中交易的精彩度滿夠的xD35F 05/15 14:24
推 GGdong: 原來全世界的鄉民都是一樣的風向36F 05/15 14:24
→ kobest …
推 kobest: 原因就KD阿  加入73勝別人真的不用打37F 05/15 14:24
推 jyekid: 當年我也不解 為什麼要留忍者龜 現在的忍者龜已經38F 05/15 14:24
→ samue: 季中39F 05/15 14:24
推 YoungDE: Harrison Barnes總冠軍的爛表現毀了整個NBA   XD40F 05/15 14:24
→ jyekid: 算會傳球 以前的龜(搖頭41F 05/15 14:24
推 s07190719: 其實是國外的鄉民吧42F 05/15 14:25
→ YoungDE: 小牛HB表示: QQ43F 05/15 14:25
推 FukatsuEri: 比賽不精彩嗎?我覺得很好看阿...44F 05/15 14:25
推 CW4: Harrison Barnes那則XD45F 05/15 14:25
推 whj0530: 北卡小雞 改變NBA生態的男人46F 05/15 14:25
推 seemoon2000: 北卡小雞 第一個能夠用爛表現改變NBA的男人47F 05/15 14:26
推 st890284: 突然發現樂透抽籤好像剩不到一天了48F 05/15 14:26
→ iverson88: they should have traded Westbrook49F 05/15 14:26
推 Skabo: 其實HB就算打得好拿下冠軍 也不代表KD不會加入阿~50F 05/15 14:26
→ Aggro: 鄉民本來就不分國界 所以不用那邊外國月亮比較圓51F 05/15 14:26
推 maggot: 第二段應該是季賽何必認真 只要48分就有主場優勢52F 05/15 14:26
→ Skabo: 勇士當年就是有那個空間 也是制度上的巧合53F 05/15 14:27
→ ksk0516:  https://i.imgur.com/tStaif8.jpg54F 05/15 14:27
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推 Landius: 超藍2 & 自在極意功 XD55F 05/15 14:27
推 twoquarters: 鄉民梗很煩(X) 全世界的鄉民梗都一樣煩(O)56F 05/15 14:27
→ ksk0516: 七龍珠都出聯名T-shirt了57F 05/15 14:27
推 Oskar: 很多往來對話跟本與ptt一樣 XD 世界的鄉民 XDDD58F 05/15 14:27
推 jtch: 說的也是 勇士原本就在招募KD了 勇士輸了只是多給59F 05/15 14:28
→ ksk0516: 所以看到那種「只有ptt會酸XXX」就覺得到底是多井底之蛙啦60F 05/15 14:28
推 h0110022: HB好慘...XD62F 05/15 14:28
→ jtch: KD一個理由而已 他本來就不管那些了63F 05/15 14:28
推 pf775101: 七龍珠是聖經級神作了64F 05/15 14:28
推 twsoriano: 為什麼要檢討小雞 他好可憐 XDDDDD65F 05/15 14:28
推 Dragic: 原來改變歷史的男人是北卡小雞66F 05/15 14:29
推 seancschang: 應該不會有人希望DDR來西區了吧67F 05/15 14:29
推 accjm2440: 48分鐘那個翻譯錯了吧68F 05/15 14:29
→ ksk0516: 更正：短T應該不是官方聯名，只是美國設計師畫的69F 05/15 14:29
→ accjm2440: 若能花48分鐘取得主場優勢，為何要花82場 才對吧?70F 05/15 14:30
推 COTOYO: 抓到了  Barnes!!
動搖整個NBA版圖的男人71F 05/15 14:31
推 whj0530: 樓上 原PO翻譯的才是對的吧73F 05/15 14:32
推 tatata: 靠腰HB這樣也中槍74F 05/15 14:32
推 calvin0319: HB:幹75F 05/15 14:32
推 fvbwyrmsc: 最後一條評論笑死，看起來國外鄉民想法看法跟PTT一樣76F 05/15 14:32
推 CW4: 只能發明時光機到過去訓練HB惹78F 05/15 14:32
推 pf775101: 翻譯是繞口一點而已，語意應該沒錯吧79F 05/15 14:33
推 Hsu1025: 所以怎麼會有人酸PTT看世界？ 外國的月亮比較圓 自80F 05/15 14:33
推 eric7943: 48分鐘原po翻的才是對的81F 05/15 14:33
→ Hsu1025: 己看不懂英文也以為別人也不懂？82F 05/15 14:33
推 aterthy: THE跨才是KD到勇士的原因吧83F 05/15 14:33
推 icou: 真的 一語驚醒夢中人 主場優勢搶到死 其實第一場一84F 05/15 14:34
推 alexch: 笑死XD~你火可以組三王，勇士自練自用加一個KD被酸85F 05/15 14:34
推 colan8: 明明是KI (′◎ω●‵)86F 05/15 14:34
→ icou: 輸 不只接下來各三主場 還落後一場 賽季的目的真的放在調整練兵磨合不要受傷才是實在多了87F 05/15 14:34
推 cblade: 世界的鄉民都是一樣的89F 05/15 14:35
推 yuechen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDW5pWkvBno 這個90F 05/15 14:36
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→ yuechen: 超屌91F 05/15 14:36
推 sdg235: 剩西河可以拯救NBA了，加入勇士92F 05/15 14:36
→ bangch: 本來就沒甚麼東西是只有PTT在酸的93F 05/15 14:36
推 linjim86: 小雞跟龜龜兩個留言都超哭xd94F 05/15 14:37
推 DOGGYBEAR: Barnes被酸得莫名其妙但夠好笑XD95F 05/15 14:37
推 Toy17: 酸民不分國界…HB被鞭好慘 幫QQ96F 05/15 14:37
推 abs60516: HB會笑死XDDD97F 05/15 14:38
推 lsslz: 只能期望他們解體了 也就是今年 不然再強個三四年都不是問題98F 05/15 14:38
推 kmu100: KD+鬍子留雷霆的話今天總冠軍可能就換人當了…306F 05/15 16:41
推 chiuan23: 要有kd這種幫老闆省錢的才有辦法組成好嗎307F 05/15 16:45
推 jkduke: 姆斯 自作孽 弄出個 KD+73勇308F 05/15 16:45
推 xo1100: 某雞雷到毀了整個聯盟這劇情好眼熟309F 05/15 16:47
→ Rover: LBJ組熱火三王時也三王一起降薪好能簽哈隊長阿310F 05/15 16:50

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