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作者 標題 [筆記] note 甘地反擊歧視的酸人笑話 #破解網路謠言與還原真相
時間 2017-02-17 Fri. 16:19:10
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[轉LINE] 「印度聖人國父 甘地 的智慧 ...」
當年甘地在倫敦大學讀法律系時，一位名叫彼得的白人教授，極端地討厭他。
有一天，當彼得教授在飯堂吃午餐時，甘地拿著他的盤子坐在他的䣓鄰。
教授說：「甘地先生，你不了解 “一頭豬和一隻鳥是不會坐在一起吃東西的。”」
甘地以一個父母對一個粗魯無禮孩子的眼光看着他，然後平靜地答覆：「你不用擔憂教授，我將會飛離開。」，跟著他坐到另一張桌子去了。
彼得憤怒得通面變紅，決定採取行動報仇。
第二天，他在班房裏發問：「甘地先生，如果你沿著街道步行時發現了一個包裹， 裡面有一袋智慧和另一袋金錢，你會拿哪一袋？ 」
甘地豪不猶豫地回答了：「當然拿有金錢的那一袋！」
彼得教授語帶璣諷嘲笑著說：「如果我是你的話，會拿那有智慧的一袋！」
甘地聳聳肩地回應：「每一個人都應該拿他沒有的東西！」
彼得教授完全沒有還擊之力，在盛怒之下，他在甘地的試卷上寫著 ”白癡”，然後把它交回給甘地。
甘地拿到試卷後，坐回桌子上盡力克制及保持冷靜，同時非常認真地思考著下一個動作。
數分鐘之後， 甘地走向教授，以一個有專嚴而又禮貌的語調回應：「彼得教授，你在我的試卷上簽了名 , 但是你沒有給我評分！」
不要招惹[智者]...
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Gandhi and the Professor-Fiction!
Gandhi and the Professor-Fiction!
Summary of eRumor:
This is a story about a battle of wits between Mahatma Gandhi and Professor Peters of the University College of London, who disliked him.
The Truth:
This story is a joke, which was found posted on various humor sites on the web.
Here are two samples:
Joke of the day
Facebook joke of the day
Posted 05/06/14
A real example of the eRumor as it has appeared on the Internet:
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Mahatma Gandhi.. brilliant
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When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely and always displayed prejudice and animosity towards him. Also, because Gandhi never lowered his head when addressing him, as he expected…. there were always “arguments” and confrontations.
One day, Mr Peters was having lunch at the dining room of the University, and Gandhi came along with his tray and sat next to the professor. The professor said, “Mr Gandhi, you do not understand. A pig and a bird do not sit together to eat.”
Gandhi looked at him as a parent would a rude child and calmly replied, “You do not worry professor. I’ll fly away,” and he went and sat at another table.Mr Peters, reddened with rage, decided to take revenge on the next test paper, but Gandhi responded brilliantly to all questions. Mr Peters, unhappy and frustrated, asked him the following question. “Mr Gandhi, if you were walking down the street and found a package, and within was a bag of wisdom and another bag with a lot of money, which one would you take?”
Without hesitating, Gandhi responded, “The one with the money, of course.”
Mr Peters, smiling sarcastically said, “I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom, don’t you think?”
Gandhi shrugged indifferently and responded, “Each one takes what he doesn’t have.”
Mr Peters, by this time, was fit to be tied. So great was his anger that he wrote on Gandhi’s exam sheet the word “idiot” and gave it to Gandhi. Gandhi took the exam sheet and sat down at his desk trying very hard to remain calm while he contemplated his next move.
A few minutes later, Gandhi got up, went to the professor and said to him in a dignified but sarcastically polite tone, “Mr Peters, you signed the sheet, but you did not give me the grade.”
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